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MrAngryFace

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TOYS - Deserves Criterion Status -- Appreciation Thread
« on: September 29, 2006, 03:52:26 PM »


Probably the only good Robin Williams movie. Involves a family struggle over a bizzare toy factory. Robin Williams character is all about fun toys for kids, while his brother wants toys for WAR to train kids to kill, and this all takes place in a fucked up toy factory. Robin Williams also finds a girlfriend in this movie WTF!

LL Cool J is in the movie too and he's all military RAMBO but falls in love with Robin William's sister played by JOAN CUSACK and its sorta gross cause she acts like a 12 year old which means ol LL likes em young :(

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Re: TOYS - Deserves Criterion Status -- Appreciation Thread
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2006, 03:56:12 PM »
This movie deserves to have all VHS and DVD copies recalled, and then burnt.  And peed on.
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« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2006, 03:56:30 PM »
WTF DUDE!
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Re: TOYS - Deserves Criterion Status -- Appreciation Thread
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2006, 04:00:20 PM »
This movie is fucking weird, man.  And not like, "Hey, that's neat!" type of weird, but balls out, WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING (Akira anyone?) weird.

Only part that's good is when LL Cool J is spying on the dude with his spy toy and is watching sex.
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Re: TOYS - Deserves Criterion Status -- Appreciation Thread
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2006, 04:01:42 PM »
I liked this movie a lot, fool.  It was different.
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Re: TOYS - Deserves Criterion Status -- Appreciation Thread
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2006, 04:05:56 PM »
I liked this movie when I was younger, but I haven't seen it in like 10+ years and I'm fairly certain it's probably awful.  What's up with that scene where you see Robin Williams's dick?
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MrAngryFace

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Re: TOYS - Deserves Criterion Status -- Appreciation Thread
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2006, 04:06:37 PM »
I would say TOYS was AHEAD OF ITS TIME! And willco liked some bad spiderman movie so what can ya do.

OOh burn, take that Willco!
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Re: TOYS - Deserves Criterion Status -- Appreciation Thread
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2006, 04:07:07 PM »
I bet Willco hates Shelley Duvall.
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« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2006, 04:08:43 PM »
I liked her in that movie she was in, Drinky.
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« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2006, 04:09:53 PM »
I bet Willco hates Shelley Duvall.

Man, I would bugger Shelley Duvall to death.
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Re: TOYS - Deserves Criterion Status -- Appreciation Thread
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2006, 04:10:23 PM »
ROTTEN you mean lolz
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« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2006, 04:24:29 PM »
He'd pack a hot crumpet up her wobbo.
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Re: TOYS - Deserves Criterion Status -- Appreciation Thread
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2006, 04:58:19 PM »
Toys rocks. I remember the scene where the war guy was playing some desert storm tank game and kept blowing up the UN vans.

& ROBIN WILLIAMS ROOLZ