I work in a computer lab on a college campus, this printer we have is connected to twenty machines. Some emo douche came in and attempted to print out 50 pages of poetry like this:
bully the fool
freeze right there
a murder has taken place
he put everything on the table
up for grabs
awfuly mad
hold on to dear life for the last hour awaits
EDIT: There's a guy in the lab with a shirt that has a picture of brass knuckles underneath them it it says
"HOODS"
"First the punk kids"
"the emo kids are next"