Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw

[Himu]

Referencing Symbios' avatar, plus every big tittied Japanese girl I've seen except a girl I knew from high school.

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What is with this shit? They always make this, "oh man, i think i just swallowed my own urine face"

[The Fake Shemp]

They're splicers!  They obviously are using breast plasmids and the more ADAM they consume, the more deformed they get!

[Smooth Groove]

When I hear the term "great tits", I expect to see real breasts not blatantly fake implants.

[Van Cruncheon]

link, not image in spoiler tag, JERK

some of us WORK

[Smooth Groove]

link, not image in spoiler tag, JERK

some of us WORK

Why would you click on a NSFW thead at work though?  He could have been dumb enough to not even use spoiler tags. 

[Van Cruncheon]

because i do a show all posts on a user? i generally read based on what a given poster is up to, not based on thread. gaf trained me this way!

[hyp]

show me a nice ass on a japanese chick... that's what i'm waiting for.

[Mupepe]

show me a nice ass on a japanese chick... that's what i'm waiting for.

[Smooth Groove]

because i do a show all posts on a user? i generally read based on what a given poster is up to, not based on thread. gaf trained me this way!

why? does post history give you more ammo?  you should still have been careful with Himu's post since you do make fun of him for a reason. 

[bork]

I think a lot of the companies that make the gravure and porn don't give a shit about anything but tits, so they'll take any girl who's well-endowed.  That Rio Natsume chick is hideous.

There's plenty of Japanese girls that are quite attractive AND well rounded/endowed.  Stop using internet porn as your basis for everything.

But I'll give you something to fap to and to make you shut up. 

NOT WORK SAFE STRIPPERS AHOY

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Last night on TV, they had a variety show where a "comedian" (I.E. goofy-looking idiot with awful haircut) was going around the back into the dressing rooms of gravure chicks they brought onto the show and LICKING THEIR PERSONAL ITEMS.  Things like toothbrushes, glasses, etc.  It was fucking disgusting and not funny at all.  Some of the girls looked like they were feigning laughter over their obvious sheer disgust of this.  I really don't understand Japanese humor.

[Mupepe]

oh sweet fucking jesus

[bork]

It's from the cover of a movie where they dance and then cover themselves with body oil and mo' dancin'.  No porn, cuz 99.99% of J-porn is awful, awful shit.  My wife does NOT squeel and cry like she's being raped during sex, thank god.

Actually last night, we went to get a pizza, and she pointed out the window and said "LOOK!  LOOK!  THAT GIRL HAS HUGE TITS!!"     And the girl did, in fact, have huge tits.   

[Mupepe]

It's from the cover of a movie where they dance and then cover themselves with body oil and mo' dancin'.  No porn.

i love that.  please send it to me.  i will fuck you if you do.  well you're married.  i don't want you to cheat.  i'll hug you.  love you.

[bork]

OK.  Check ur PMz MY PERV

[Beezy]

When I hear the term "great tits", I expect to see real breasts not blatantly fake implants.

They don't look like implants to me.

[Oblivion]

show me a nice ass on a japanese chick... that's what i'm waiting for.

Damn, that's what I came in here to say.

Most Japanese chicks I've seen actually have pretty cute faces, btw. Though I think the ones that have the best faces on average are Vietnamese womens. 

[Synbios459]

You guys like this?

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[Van Cruncheon]

jesus christ assholes, SPOILER + LINK

[Howard Alan Treesong]

YOU FUCKTARDS ARE TOO STUPID TO KNOW HOW TO LINK

GODDAMN

LYTE EDGE AREN'T YOU A FUCKING MOD

[Synbios459]

But why isn't it okay when the thread title says NSFW?

[Howard Alan Treesong]

NSFW in the topic should only refer to content /linked to/ within the thread, not images actually within the thread.

This is not hard. Linking is not hard.

[Synbios459]

Yeah but if they're at work they wouldn't click the links anyway, so why does it matter?

[Howard Alan Treesong]

because EVILBORE ISN'T NAM
we have RULES HERE

[Synbios459]

because EVILBORE ISN'T NAM
we have RULES HERE

EvilBore should be more like Opa-Age.

[bagofeyes]

Referencing Symbios' avatar, plus every big tittied Japanese girl I've seen except a girl I knew from high school.

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What is with this shit? They always make this, "oh man, i think i just swallowed my own urine face"

Her face isnt ugly

[bork]

YOU FUCKTARDS ARE TOO STUPID TO KNOW HOW TO LINK

GODDAMN

LYTE EDGE AREN'T YOU A FUCKING MOD

No, I'm not.  I'm a "constable" in the gaming forum only.  IT WOULD BE NICE TO BE A MOD AND I COULD KEEP SHIT IN ORDER WHEN EVERYONE ELSE IS SLEEPING HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD.  *ahem*

Anyway, what the fuck is the issue here?  The thread says "nsfw."  The pics are hidden with spoilers.  My post again said nsfw.  STOP LOOKING AT FUCKING NON-WORK SAFE THREADS AT WORK, ESPECIALLY ONES REFERRING TO TITS.  JESUS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111  

[Ichirou]

I think a lot of the companies that make the gravure and porn don't give a shit about anything but tits, so they'll take any girl who's well-endowed.  That Rio Natsume chick is hideous.

QFT.  That's basically what it is, Himu.  Japanese porno/idol production houses are so desperate for girls with huge, natural breasts that as soon as they find one, it doesn't matter to them if she's a butterface.  I've seen a few attractive asian girls with large breasts, but they're not in pornos or bikini models, is all.

The same rule applies in the US except that American porno actresses can be butterfaces and have nasty fake tits too, double loss!

[Van Cruncheon]

But why isn't it okay when the thread title says NSFW?

because, clown, it is easy to get into these threads and see the posts WITHOUT clicking on the link, like doing a "view last posts" on a specific member. just follow the rules and put prurient shit in a link/spoiler combo. jesus!

[Bloodwake]

J-Porn rule of thumb:

STICK TO THE PHOTOS.

[drohne]

OK.  Check ur PMz MY PERV

ME TOO

[hyp]

show me a nice ass on a japanese chick... that's what i'm waiting for.

Damn, that's what I came in here to say.

Most Japanese chicks I've seen actually have pretty cute faces, btw. Though I think the ones that have the best faces on average are Vietnamese womens. 

vietnamese women's bodies are bangin' more so than japanese -- bigger t&a.  at least here in the bay.  chinese have it worst though, flat ass, flat tits.  i'm a fan of filipino chicks though. 

[bud]

i don't know what the hell himu is talking about. the real issue at hand is that japanese chicks don't have asses.  it doesn't make any sense at all.

[Synbios459]

Why do you guys try to make people that don't require big boobs/butts feel bad?

[bud]

there's a difference between having a butt and having a butthole.

[Synbios459]

there's a difference between having a butt and having a butthole.

Mind showing the difference with pics?

[BlackMage]

But why isn't it okay when the thread title says NSFW?

because, clown, it is easy to get into these threads and see the posts WITHOUT clicking on the link, like doing a "view last posts" on a specific member. just follow the rules and put prurient shit in a link/spoiler combo. jesus!

hey, dickhead. Stop reading Evilbore and fuckin' get to work.

[Mondain]

japanese porn sucks ass because the display of genital parts on any commercial product is prohibited by law, so porn directors have to concentrate on the production of weird and unusual situations and scripts to add some flair to their "film" instead

[hyp]

japanese porn sucks ass because the display of genital parts on any commercial product is prohibited by law, so porn directors have to concentrate on the production of weird and unusual situations and scripts to add some flair to their "film" instead

there's tons of good uncensored hardcore stuff.. you just need to find it.

[bud]

japanese porn sucks because either the girls like they're getting raped or they look like they're 12.

god knows i've tried to like it :'(

[Junpei the Tracer!]

lol

[brawndolicious]

I thought japanese porn sucked because of women that don't move, rape fantasies, and "idol" videos that literally consist of the girl running around her home in her underwear.

[jiji]

J-Porn rule of thumb:

STICK TO THE PHOTOS.

Listen to this man! He speaks the troof!

[Shuri]

pussy is pussy and they mostly all look the same, who cares about them being blurred

 as for japanes porn, it sucks because of the weird rape angle. I've seen the other day; it was some nerd guy working in a office; and after being made fun of by all the chicks that work there, he finds out he can 'stop' time like pause on a dvd. He waits until one of the chick goes goes the bathroom, 'pauses' time, and he starts fondling her while she's on the bowl, then put his penis in her mouth, goes in and out while the chick is 'frozen' in time, then he fucks up and eventually come in her mouth while she's staying there, not moving.

The guy is laughing all the time. Then he, I assume, tell two of his nerd friends about it and he teaches them how to do it; one of his friend tries to do it to some hotter chick, but ends up getting busted for it. More pause sex happens with the other chicks thru the movie

At the end they have a massive gangbang in pause mode and they put the girls in crazy positions and proceed to have sex with them. It was.. really weird

[Howard Alan Treesong]

http://www.amazon.com/Fermata-Vintage-Blue-Nicholson-Baker/dp/0099466929/

[Starscream]

I dont usually care about the faces, i'm more of a ass man. But nothing gets me more turned on than a tuff of hair on a girls snatch. I dont like shaved girls. The boobs look fine too.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I dont usually care about the faces, i'm more of a ass man. But nothing gets me more turned on than a tuff of hair on a girls snatch. I dont like shaved girls. The boobs look fine too.

Between his encylopedic knowledge of P2P sniffing protocols and praise for unshaved women, Starscream has gone from "who?" to "awesome poster" in just 5 posts!

[bud]

their penises do make mine look like a friggin' baseball bat.