no where, this really hot chick calls me (yeah i'm fuckin popular, no big deal) and is like, "Hey, you're cute, why don't you bring your friends over to my place... i have a lot of fly honeys here waiting for you." Naturally, i was like, alright cool, sounds good gurl, and decided to roll thataway. So we get to the party and I'm like woah, these girls are really hot, and all my friends are like, woah... these girls are REALLY hot. So we start drinking... maybe a few beers at first.. i dunno, i'll admit, most of the night is a fucking blur because of how much i drank/smoked. I was high as a fucking kite. So this girl starts getting giggy wit me, and I'm like, "hey now". I hesitated at first, i don't lend myself out unless you got a fuckin perfect bod, but ma boy mike corn, who was feelin up this fuckin fine broad next to me, gave me the thumbs up..... i know ma fucking boy, and i knew i had to go for it. SOOOO i start macking on this chick, and she's lovin it and I'm like whatever, just another notch on my fuckin belt (its got enough notches as it is).
So i was making out with her for a bit, i think a couple of hours... i really can't say, i was way too fucking ripped on beer and vodka and soco and fucking pot to notice. So when i lift up from her DSL's (yeah, thats how i roll), i decide to go a little further. So i'm like whatever, maybe i'll take this shit to second base (and steal third LAWLZ). There i am, reachin for this chicks bra-strap when I notice i'm grippin a hairy as fuck back. Next thing i realize is im mackin with a fuckin guy, he sits next to me in chem 101.
So I'm thinkin, does this shit count? I know its a guy and all, but first base is first base mother fucker... and i got some regardless of who it was.
