I'm already picturing the commercials
::cue scene::
Woman, naked, with hands tied crying and shouting muffled screams with a damp sock in her mouth. A man in a bandit mask, pounding away at her and holding her down. He pulls out, says "Your turn now Roger!" and raises a hand to high five, and hits a cardboard cutout of another bandit mask man. The cardboard cutout falls over, knocking over the other naked bandit man cutouts in a domino like fashion. The bandit man looks back at the victim to see her shaking her head at him with a disapproving and goofy smirk.
::wah wah wah::
::cue tag line::
"Looking for a gang rape, but missing a gang? Try 'Crime Mates'"
