Let's play "Guess the Evilborean!"

[Ichirou]

I had a chat last night with another fellow from Evilbore.  Can you guess who I was chatting with from this bit of conversation!?

Mystery Evilborean: The thing that I like about Japan is how organized and formale everything is
Mystery Evilborean: formal
Mystery Evilborean: And hardly any black people.
Ichirou: Yeah, but all the black people are nigerians and whatnot, they don't even speak english.
Ichirou: Damn, they gotta ruin everything for the white man, even Japan.
Mystery Evilborean: Yeah, they're all "wassup homie, let me yell at you while your 5 ft away and blast 50 cent, oh cant forget my grills!"
Ichirou: If you had in your possession a canister that had a virus that would sterilize all blacks, would you open that canister?
Mystery Evilborean: YES
Mystery Evilborean: AND MEXICANS

CAN YOU GUESS WHO IT WAS???

[Robo]

Make a poll, dummy.  Also, I say MUPEPE!

[bagofeyes]

sp0rsk

[Robo]

sp0rsk (thankfully) isn't an evilborean, you chowderhead.

[etiolate]

self loathing himuro

[BlueTsunami]

Groo, I knew that bitch was racist!

I'm joking Groo...but its probably Himuro. Bitch probably swam to Japan after that GIF he posted with the Japanese girl with the big tits and the butter face.

[bagofeyes]

sp0rsk (thankfully) isn't an evilborean, you chowderhead.

I thought sp0rsk was TVC

[Ichirou]

If I made a poll it would give it away too easily.  Also, it is not Mupepe, Himuro, or sp0rsk (who isn't even an Evilborean).  Here is another bit from the conversation.

M.E. (Mystery Evilborean): LOL, I'm scared of black people.
Ichirou: Why?
M.E.: Well I dunno but when I'm around lots of black people I just get scared.
M.E.: I've lived in a small white town most of my life.
Ichirou: Do you think the black people are going to try to mug you or something?
M.E.: Yeah.
M.E.: Or pull out a gun and shoot me.
M.E.: or knife me.
Ichirou: What about the black people on Evilbore?
Ichirou: Like Makaveli or Himuro or Phoenix Dark?
M.E.: Well not them.
Ichirou: You never know.
M.E.: But where I live the black part of the city is the ghetto where most of the murders and crime happen.
M.E.: And like on one side iy'll be nice and clean, but on the other it'll be ghetto.
Ichirou: Do you think it would be fixed if black people were forcibly sterilized?  That way the black population would go down and crime would go down too
M.E.: Yes.
M.E.: I mean the majority of the people in jail are black.
M.E.: You're not black are you?
Ichirou: lol, no.
M.E.: White?
Ichirou: Aryan pride, brother.
M.E.: YEAH

[BlueTsunami]

sp0rsk (thankfully) isn't an evilborean, you chowderhead.

I thought sp0rsk was TVC

Oh my god

[Robo]

I think Mupepe is gonna be mad at me for suggesting that he's racist.

[bagofeyes]

If this person hates black ppl its obviously FoC

[Ichirou]

I think Mupepe is gonna be mad at me for suggesting that he's racist.

lol, Mupepe admits he's racist, he won't be mad.

Okay, some hints:

1. It's a guy.
2. He's white.
3. It's not FoC.

[Robo]

I thought FoC would be too obvious.  How about Synbios?

[Ichirou]

I thought FoC would be too obvious.  How about Synbios?

WE HAVE A WINNER

 :hehe :hehe :hehe :tbslol :sp0rsk1 :hehe :hehe :hehe

[bagofeyes]

lets kick his racist ass, internet style

[Ichirou]

Synbios4595: So do YOU like Japanese girls?
Oogami1: I like all women as long as they're hot
Synbios4595: So you don't have any preferences?
Oogami1: I don't really have any preferences, just no black chicks, lol.
Synbios4595: Wow someone else that agrees with me!
Synbios4595: When I say I don't generally find black chicks attractive I get banned or people say I'm crazy.
Oogami1: Do you also feel that we should start slavery up again!? Grin Grin Grin
Synbios4595: I hate how friggin obnoxious and loud they are.
Synbios4595: lol
Oogami1: Wait, when you say obnoxious and loud, are you just talking about the women or the entire race?
Oogami1: lol
Synbios4595: Both

[Robo]

 :tbslol :tbslol :tbslol :tbslol

[bagofeyes]

lol how old is that dude?

[etiolate]

Okay now that we've got that part done, everyone spam ichirou's aim

[Ichirou]

Early 20s, I think.

And my AIM is open to everybody.

<------ Chat with me.

EDIT: But I'm not online right now, so you can't.

[xnikki118x]

lol how old is that dude?

He told me he's 21 but I'm not really sure.

He always asks me if I like Asian girls, too.

[BlueTsunami]

Oh Synbios, hes the agelong anwser to the question "Can dolphins love?"

[Ichirou]

lol how old is that dude?

He told me he's 21 but I'm not really sure.

He always asks me if I like Asian girls, too.

...but you're a chick.


...


That's kinda hot.  Do you like asian girls?

[xnikki118x]

lol how old is that dude?

He told me he's 21 but I'm not really sure.

He always asks me if I like Asian girls, too.

...but you're a chick.


...


That's kinda hot.  Do you like asian girls?

He asks me a million questions about girls all the time. Are Asian girls hotter than white ones? What about white girls with small boobs like Asian girls? What kind of girl do you think is most likely to date a guy with a handicap? etc etc etc x29292

[bagofeyes]

lol how old is that dude?

He told me he's 21 but I'm not really sure.

He always asks me if I like Asian girls, too.

...but you're a chick.


...


That's kinda hot.  Do you like asian girls?

He asks me a million questions about girls all the time. Are Asian girls hotter than white ones? What about white girls with small boobs like Asian girls? What kind of girl do you think is most likely to date a guy with a handicap? etc etc etc x29292

lol. is he that dude on gaf who was always talking about going to japan?

[xnikki118x]

lol. is he that dude on gaf who was always talking about going to japan?

I don't go to gaf but he talks about going to Japan a lot, so probably.

[Ichirou]

Groo, I knew that bitch was racist!

You bastard! A joke's a joke, but when the real answer is Synbios and you thought it was me..... I'm gonna kill yer!

What's so bad about being confused with Synbios?  I mean, apart from the whole racist thing.

[etiolate]

EBer: Must be a bit nicer up in the Sacramento area
Me: a bit
Me: but they're turning it itno LA here =(
EBer: O_O
EBer: Wut?
EBer: Full of Mexicans?

[demi]

demi: haha
evilborian: let me fill your hole
demi: mmm, i dunno
demi: wouldn't that hurt?

GUESS WHO

[Ichirou]

demi: haha
evilborian: let me fill your hole
demi: mmm, i dunno
demi: wouldn't that hurt?

GUESS WHO

cloudwalking?

[Tauntaun]

demi: haha
evilborian: let me fill your hole
demi: mmm, i dunno
demi: wouldn't that hurt?

GUESS WHO

cloudwalking?

cheeseburger surprise! 










 

[cloudwalking]

i wanted to fill it with peanut butter, sillies

[Tauntaun]

i wanted to fill it with peanut butter, sillies

that's still kinda GAAAAAAAAAAY

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[demi]

you're right it was cloudwalking i hate this fucking game

[brawndolicious]

He always asks me if I like Asian girls, too.

wait what?

he asked me that too.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Im not racist you assholes. I dont hate black people. Where do you guys get your stuff from?

[Ichirou]

Im not racist you assholes. I dont hate black people. Where do you guys get your stuff from?

You do come off as ignorant and redneck-ish in your posts.  That might be it.

[xnikki118x]

Im not racist you assholes. I dont hate black people. Where do you guys get your stuff from?

We weren't talking about you. Where do you get your stuff from?

[Ichirou]

Im not racist you assholes. I dont hate black people. Where do you guys get your stuff from?

We weren't talking about you. Where do you get your stuff from?

A couple of people guessed it might be FoC because of the racism element in the messages.

[Synbios459]

Here's one

Me: So, what do you think about California:
Mystery EB: LA is kool, but i hate everything else.
Me: why?
MEB: because california lacks culture.
Me: I thought california had alot?
MEB: Just LA, all SF has is queers and crazy ppl.
ME: so there's really nothing else you like, not even san diego?
MEB: No that's it.

[Ichirou]

Okay...is it an EB'er that lives in California?  That would narrow things down a lot.

[Synbios459]

Okay...is it an EB'er that lives in California?  That would narrow things down a lot.

Yeah.

[brawndolicious]

the only other males I know here are willco, billy, candyflip, and etiolate.

[etiolate]

LA is like the lamest big city in California. SF has a shitload more culture than LA.  It's pretty passe between the bay area and San Diego. SD is nice, has a few colleges so lots of youth, and it's near the border for crazy tijuana stuff.  LA has just never impressed me.

And G lives in Fresno. I think warcock hates everywhere but LA.

[brawndolicious]

warcock used to live around san jose so he's probably not too attached to LA.

[CrystalGemini]

San Diego is the only place I've seen "Crossing Immigrants" signs.  That is all.

[brawndolicious]

that can't be real.  I mean they wouldn't cross next to a highway where it's easier to be caught and that highway's going north to south, why would they cross it?

[etiolate]

In Texas the sign says SPEED UP at the top.

[CrystalGemini]

that can't be real.  I mean they wouldn't cross next to a highway where it's easier to be caught and that highway's going north to south, why would they cross it?

Dude.  It's REAL.  I see it every time I drive down there.

[Ichirou]

Here's one

Me: So, what do you think about California:
Mystery EB: LA is kool, but i hate everything else.
Me: why?
MEB: because california lacks culture.
Me: I thought california had alot?
MEB: Just LA, all SF has is queers and crazy ppl.
ME: so there's really nothing else you like, not even san diego?
MEB: No that's it.

I give up, I got no clue who it could be.

[brawndolicious]

Dude.  It's REAL.  I see it every time I drive down there.

then is it telling you to report them or to not hit them?

[Ichirou]

Dude.  It's REAL.  I see it every time I drive down there.

then is it telling you to report them or to not hit them?

...dude, it's a traffic sign.  It's telling you to be careful while driving so as not to hit them.

[brawndolicious]

...dude, it's a traffic sign.  It's telling you to be careful while driving so as not to hit them.

because people from mexico wouldn't understand cars on highways go fast?

[Ichirou]

...dude, it's a traffic sign.  It's telling you to be careful while driving so as not to hit them.

because people from mexico wouldn't understand cars on highways go fast?

Okay, sorry, forgot who I was talking to.

[brawndolicious]

I'm saying it's too much trouble for the risk to climb over a wall in the midde of the highway.

[cloudwalking]

i've got one for you guys:


EB'er:
Hey, you don't think I'm racist, do you?

Lauren:
i don't know, i tend to not read the threads at evilbore that are about other people

EB'er:
Hey, do you have a gallery of pics or something of yourself?
cute girls>*

Lauren:
yes

EB'er:
Cool, can I see?

Lauren:
it's not online, do you think i'm crazy

EB'er:
Just like seein pics of cute girls.

Lauren:
someone of gaf must have saved every single one i've ever posted, ask around

EB'er:
I'm banned from GAF.

[Yeti]

demi?

 

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[Smooth Groove]

i've got one for you guys:


EB'er:
Hey, you don't think I'm racist, do you?

Lauren:
i don't know, i tend to not read the threads at evilbore that are about other people

EB'er:
Hey, do you have a gallery of pics or something of yourself?
cute girls>*

Lauren:
yes

EB'er:
Cool, can I see?

Lauren:
it's not online, do you think i'm crazy

EB'er:
Just like seein pics of cute girls.

Lauren:
someone of gaf must have saved every single one i've ever posted, ask around

EB'er:
I'm banned from GAF.

Not enough hints.  There're too many idiots here that  1)hit on chicks they have no chances with, 2)are banned from GAF, 3) appeared to be racist,

demi?

 

That's pretty pathetic if it were Demi.  I've never seen him look like such a pussy. 

[demi]

demi?

 

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come online and let's make our own chatlog

[Yeti]

demi?

 

That's pretty pathetic if it were Demi.  I've never seen him look like such a pussy. 

Nah, I was joking, it is most likely Synbios again.


Demi, I'm going to bed, it will have to wait for another time.