The cool list

[etiolate]

I'm bored. Name the coolest thing of each.

Coolest hat:
coolest homo:
coolest mode of transportation:
coolest old person:
coolest period in history:
coolest madman/lunatic/nutjob:
coolest animal:
coolest sound:


tophat
Neil Patrick Harris
Unicycle
Patrick Stewart
age of invention
Tesla I guess
manta ray
lightsaber vwhirr

[Van Cruncheon]

Coolest hat: a party hat on a fat chick
coolest homo: the dude that gave you aids
coolest mode of transportation: jesus carrying me
coolest old person: wilford brimley
coolest period in history: sexy sexy ancient rome
coolest madman/lunatic/nutjob: charlie manson
coolest animal: the spewnicorn
coolest sound: the barking sound yer mom makes when i go all rawdog on her ass

[Ichirou]

Coolest hat: Top hat
coolest homo: David Bowie
coolest mode of transportation: Bumblebee (because Autobots are watching over you)
coolest old person: Keith Richards
coolest period in history: Middle Ages (Crusades, Black Plague, Inquisition, etc.)
coolest madman/lunatic/nutjob: George W. Bush
coolest animal: Raccoon
coolest sound: Fart

[xnikki118x]

Coolest hat:
coolest homo: Elton John
coolest mode of transportation: FLYING CAR
coolest old person: Harrison Ford If he's too young, then Sean Connery
coolest period in history: the Industrial Revolution in America and Europe
coolest madman/lunatic/nutjob: Dahmer
coolest animal: blue whale, otter (they use tools!), or humu humu triggerfish
coolest sound: the "coin" sound from SMB

[CajoleJuice]

Coolest hat: Top hat
coolest homo: TVC
coolest mode of transportation: Stretch limo with escorts to snort coke off of
coolest old person: My grandpa
coolest period in history: Ancient Rome
coolest madman/lunatic/nutjob: Mike Tyson
coolest animal: Wolf
coolest sound: A shot glass hitting a table

[drohne]

Coolest hat: the stovepipe hat
coolest homo: proust
coolest mode of transportation: walking
coolest old person: either harold bloom or my friend's (white) grandpa who was wearing a bright orange cross colors sweatshirt the other day
coolest period in history: the 16th century
coolest madman/lunatic/nutjob: hitler -- i'm not so much a fan of the invading poland or the final solution, but the man's emo hairdo was well ahead of its time
coolest animal: the panda
coolest sound: hitler

[xnikki118x]

coolest sound: that popping sound you can make with your finger inside your mouth, pushing your cheek out

I can't make that sound. :'(

[Starscream]

Coolest hat: Flapper girls hat
coolest homo: Homosapien
coolest mode of transportation: time machine (delorean, bill & teds phone booth)
coolest old person: My grandfather he's one cool cat
coolest period in history: 20's-40's architecture 40's-60's music 80's everything
coolest madman/lunatic/nutjob: Herman Sörgel (this guy was freaking genius but insane, he wanted to build Altantropa)
coolest animal:
coolest sound: The Tripods from War of the Worlds (bat shit crazy cruz version)

[The Sceneman]

Coolest hat: the fish hat Ron Jeremy wears in Cyberanal
coolest homo: Bearforce1 or the Pet Shop Boys
coolest mode of transportation: Pineapple car (if one actually exists)
coolest old person: Kurt Vonnegut  :'(
coolest period in history: the dark ages
coolest madman/lunatic/nutjob: Mike Tyson as well, Hes fucking amazing
coolest animal: gorilla
coolest sound: its a tough one, probably some female talking to me

[Tauntaun]

Coolest hat: the one I wear when I wear it
coolest homo: TVC, I don't like Will & Grace
coolest mode of transportation: superman flying ability
coolest old person: anyone over 30 and on here (SICK BURN!!!)
coolest period in history: when star wars happened (that was a real time documentary)
coolest madman/lunatic/nutjob: vlad the impaler (not really though)
coolest animal: wolf
coolest sound: good diarrhea

[Robo]

Coolest hat: 
coolest homo:  Andy Warhol
coolest mode of transportation:  jetpack
coolest old person:  Clint Eastwood
coolest period in history:  AGE OF MYTHOLOGY
coolest madman/lunatic/nutjob:  GG Allin
coolest animal: 
coolest sound:  that little bleep bleep bloop bleep when you find the triforce lol