Author Topic: Noses are WORTHLESS (Read 1585 times)

MrAngryFace · « **on:** August 29, 2007, 01:56:59 AM »

WTF GODDAMNIT STOP SPEWING SNOT

bagofeyes · « **Reply #1 on:** August 29, 2007, 01:57:49 AM »

maybe you've got a nose tumor

Ichirou · « **Reply #2 on:** August 29, 2007, 01:58:17 AM »

If it weren't for noses, food would have very little distinguishable taste. Broccoli would taste about the same as chocolate. That means people would eat healthier. That means less obesity.

NOSES ARE RUINING AMERICA.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #3 on:** August 29, 2007, 02:00:20 AM »

how come you need noses for taste? what are taste buds?

Ichirou · « **Reply #4 on:** August 29, 2007, 02:01:59 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on August 29, 2007, 02:00:20 AM

how come you need noses for taste? what are taste buds?

WHenever I eat stuff when I have a cold and my nose is stuffed up, it's tasteless. Taste buds are teh suck.

EDIT: I guess "flavorless" is a more accurate description, according to Wikipedia. taste plus smell equals flavor, apparently.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #5 on:** August 29, 2007, 02:02:56 AM »

It's the only way I can tell who is a Jew. They are always changing their last names.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #6 on:** August 29, 2007, 02:03:57 AM »

I get complimented in Japan for having a big nose

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #7 on:** August 29, 2007, 02:17:55 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on August 29, 2007, 02:03:57 AM

I get complimented in Japan for having a big nose

bagofeyes · « **Reply #8 on:** August 29, 2007, 02:19:57 AM »

I shaved my head last week too. So my nose stands out more.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #9 on:** August 29, 2007, 02:21:54 AM »

MAF misses smelling his own farts.

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #10 on:** August 29, 2007, 02:27:39 AM »

Think of your nose as the "other thumb" when you're pleasing her.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #11 on:** August 29, 2007, 02:28:44 AM »

lol I was just thinking, I wonder if aoi tsuki will give us a nose fucking story

drohne · « **Reply #12 on:** August 29, 2007, 02:29:23 AM »

i knew aoi's post would be about the nose as sexual implement

although i was kind of hoping it would be about the nostril as sexual orifice

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #13 on:** August 29, 2007, 02:30:35 AM »

Quote from: drohne on August 29, 2007, 02:29:23 AM

i knew aoi's post would be about the nose as sexual implement

although i was kind of hoping it would be about the nostril as sexual orifice

I heard a lot of Japanese men do that because that's the only opening tight enough for them.

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** August 29, 2007, 02:31:07 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 29, 2007, 02:30:35 AM

Quote from: drohne on August 29, 2007, 02:29:23 AM
i knew aoi's post would be about the nose as sexual implement

although i was kind of hoping it would be about the nostril as sexual orifice

I heard a lot of Japanese men do that because that's the only opening tight enough for them.

holy shit

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #15 on:** August 29, 2007, 02:32:38 AM »

Now you know why the genitals are pixelated in Japanese porn. It's a matter of national pride.

drohne · « **Reply #16 on:** August 29, 2007, 02:36:52 AM »

whatever. you haven't lived until you've shot your acrid lovespunk into a woman's sinuses. remember i told you so when the porn industry catches onto the 'nasal creampie'

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #17 on:** August 29, 2007, 02:52:53 AM »

Quote from: drohne on August 29, 2007, 02:29:23 AM

i knew aoi's post would be about the nose as sexual implement

although i was kind of hoping it would be about the nostril as sexual orifice

i just know what works for me. A lot of women think it's weird but they like it. It's certainly unexpected. Her scent is imbued in your nostrils, and provided i've already done the area survey, this is a good thing. A definite turn on for me.

The closest thing to using the nostril as a sexual orifice i've come up with is a chick snorting cum. Ideally, she'd sneeze afterwards, and it would come shooting out of her nose and mouth, simultaneously. i know, it's not realistic, but neither is this:

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http://www.redtube.com/3220

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Candyflip · « **Reply #18 on:** August 29, 2007, 03:10:53 AM »

Quote from: aoi tsuki on August 29, 2007, 02:52:53 AM

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The one where he jizzes on Eva Angelina is even better. I can't tell if that guy is for real or not. Whenever I see a clip of him cumming it never shows the end of his dick. It's always off screen.

NSFW NSFW NSFW

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aoi tsuki · « **Reply #19 on:** August 29, 2007, 03:18:07 AM »

Quote from: Candyflip on August 29, 2007, 03:10:53 AM

Quote from: aoi tsuki on August 29, 2007, 02:52:53 AM
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The one where he jizzes on Eva Angelina is even better. I can't tell if that guy is for real or not. Whenever I see a clip of him cumming it never shows the end of his dick. It's always off screen.

NSFW NSFW NSFW
spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://www.youporn.com/watch/22253?user_choice=Enter
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It's so fake it's not even funny. The sounds he makes are fucking hilarious though.

Candyflip · « **Reply #20 on:** August 29, 2007, 03:42:03 AM »

Quote from: aoi tsuki on August 29, 2007, 03:18:07 AM

Quote from: Candyflip on August 29, 2007, 03:10:53 AM
Quote from: aoi tsuki on August 29, 2007, 02:52:53 AM
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spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://www.redtube.com/3220
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NSFW
The one where he jizzes on Eva Angelina is even better. I can't tell if that guy is for real or not. Whenever I see a clip of him cumming it never shows the end of his dick. It's always off screen.

NSFW NSFW NSFW
spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://www.youporn.com/watch/22253?user_choice=Enter
[close]
It's so fake it's not even funny. The sounds he makes are fucking hilarious though.

The best line in that video is "you've got a lot of jizz."

drohne · « **Reply #21 on:** August 29, 2007, 03:46:40 AM »

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i just know what works for me. A lot of women think it's weird but they like it. It's certainly unexpected. Her scent is imbued in your nostrils, and provided i've already done the area survey, this is a good thing. A definite turn on for me.

yeah, a girl actually told me this when i was like 17. we'd smoke a bowl and watch tv and flirt or whatever, and at one point i was making fun of her cos she had the hots for david duchovny and...i don't know...some other guy with a big nose. she started to say something, but got embarrassed and stopped. i was like 'what, guys with big noses have got big dicks?' and then she told me. and i was like 'whoa'

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #22 on:** August 29, 2007, 04:02:21 AM »

Quote from: drohne on August 29, 2007, 03:46:40 AM

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i just know what works for me. A lot of women think it's weird but they like it. It's certainly unexpected. Her scent is imbued in your nostrils, and provided i've already done the area survey, this is a good thing. A definite turn on for me.

yeah, a girl actually told me this when i was like 17. we'd smoke a bowl and watch tv and flirt or whatever, and at one point i was making fun of her cos she had the hots for david duchovny and...i don't know...some other guy with a big nose. she started to say something, but got embarrassed and stopped. i was like 'what, guys with big noses have got big dicks?' and then she told me. and i was like 'whoa'

I liked the way this story started out but the ending disappointed.

drohne · « **Reply #23 on:** August 29, 2007, 04:06:54 AM »

i was 17! didn't know how to close the deal. was too busy playing last bronx or something

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #24 on:** August 29, 2007, 04:18:34 AM »

Quote from: drohne on August 29, 2007, 04:06:54 AM

i was 17! didn't know how to close the deal. was too busy playing last bronx or something

Your love for Last Bronx made everything worthwhile. Sure, you missed out on some pussy. But fuck, it's been like ten years and we still haven't seen a sequel to that game. Fuck you Sega! Fuck you in your stupid ass with my nose.

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Author Topic: Noses are WORTHLESS (Read 1585 times)