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Ichirou

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OH JESUS VOMIT
« on: August 31, 2007, 01:37:48 AM »
UGH UGH UGH

I just went to the vending machine to get something to drink and I bought a bottle of iced cafe au lait.  Took a gulp and it's gone BAD.

I'm so nauseous right now, I feel like I am going to vomit.  My eyes are all watery, even.

I hope a student buys one of these, drinks it, gets sick, and then sues the vending machine company.  THOSE FUCKERS.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: OH JESUS VOMIT
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2007, 01:38:29 AM »
I once ate a whole bowl of raisin bran infested with ants before realizing the problem while pouring the second bowl.
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Re: OH JESUS VOMIT
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2007, 01:38:38 AM »
happy summer
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Ichirou

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Re: OH JESUS VOMIT
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2007, 01:40:07 AM »
I once started boiling some pasta only to see that the box had tiny beetles living inside.  I only noticed because they were floating around in the hot water.  :yuck
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Re: OH JESUS VOMIT
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2007, 01:40:34 AM »
Protien
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Re: OH JESUS VOMIT
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2007, 01:40:40 AM »
beetles are good protein

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Re: OH JESUS VOMIT
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2007, 01:40:41 AM »
Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 31, 2007, 01:38:29 AM
I once ate a whole bowl of raisin bran infested with ants before realizing the problem while pouring the second bowl.

tasty.

How does one get ants in ones raisin bran by the way? 
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Ichirou

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Re: OH JESUS VOMIT
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2007, 01:44:02 AM »
What about Rice Krispies with maggots? THEY LOOK TEH SAME EXCEPT NOT CRUNCHY
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Re: OH JESUS VOMIT
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2007, 01:47:40 AM »
Quote from: Ichirou on August 31, 2007, 01:37:48 AM

I hope a student buys one of these, drinks it, gets sick, and then sues the vending machine company.  THOSE FUCKERS.

No dude, this is your chance!  Go sue the bastards and make some yen!!
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Ichirou

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Re: OH JESUS VOMIT
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2007, 01:48:42 AM »
I still have the bottle next to me, but man, it LOOKS nasty.  Solid chunks of milk have settled over the top of the container.
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xnikki118x

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Re: OH JESUS VOMIT
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2007, 02:00:43 AM »
Quote from: Ichirou on August 31, 2007, 01:40:07 AM
I once started boiling some pasta only to see that the box had tiny beetles living inside.  I only noticed because they were floating around in the hot water.  :yuck

That happened to me once, but I don't even know what the bugs were. It was a box of some crappy generic mac and cheese and there were little black floater things everywhere.



Quote from: Ichirou on August 31, 2007, 01:44:02 AM
What about Rice Krispies with maggots? THEY LOOK TEH SAME EXCEPT NOT CRUNCHY

I'd cry.
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Re: OH JESUS VOMIT
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2007, 02:01:57 AM »
Quote from: Ichirou on August 31, 2007, 01:48:42 AM
I still have the bottle next to me, but man, it LOOKS nasty.  Solid chunks of milk have settled over the top of the container.

WAIT SEND IT TO ME SO I CAN THROW IT AT THE VICE PRINCIPAL!  :hyper
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