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Van Cruncheon

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Lair gave my dad cancer and threw my mom down the stairs.
« on: August 31, 2007, 11:34:52 PM »
 :( the tragedy won't stop!
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Lair gave my dad cancer and threw my mom down the stairs.
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2007, 11:38:09 PM »
also Two Swords got my sister teen pregnant
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bork

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Re: Lair gave my dad cancer and threw my mom down the stairs.
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2007, 11:39:02 PM »
Wait a minute. 

Did you...did you BUY LAIR??   :o
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demi

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Re: Lair gave my dad cancer and threw my mom down the stairs.
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2007, 11:44:45 PM »
I'd be ashamed to admit I bought it too

ps. Prole is a furry
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Lair gave my dad cancer and threw my mom down the stairs.
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2007, 11:46:24 PM »
no, the game i bought is worse than lair

demi, that's just a horrible thing to say
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demi

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Re: Lair gave my dad cancer and threw my mom down the stairs.
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2007, 11:51:43 PM »
It was a guess between Lair or Atelier Iris 4
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Lair gave my dad cancer and threw my mom down the stairs.
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2007, 11:54:32 PM »
there's an atelier iris 4 ?? ?? ?? !!
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abrader

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Re: Lair gave my dad cancer and threw my mom down the stairs.
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2007, 12:13:29 AM »
this game got the harshest reviews ever since God Hand.

I played more tonight and the better and better I get at it the better the game keeps getting...

Its got that whole replay the missions for the silver and gold medal ranking action found in factor 5s other games.

Tonight I decided that riding a dragon in lair is like riding one of those mechanical bulls.

I still think the game is great. - not perfect but not nealy as bad as sods are rating it.

tiesto

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Re: Lair gave my dad cancer and threw my mom down the stairs.
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2007, 12:26:57 AM »
^^ God Hand is actually a good game, though! A really good game.
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abrader

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Re: Lair gave my dad cancer and threw my mom down the stairs.
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2007, 12:31:03 AM »
^^ God Hand is actually a good game, though! A really good game.

I personally think LAIR is too.

I also liked Monster hunter back when IGN was giving it shyt ratings. (before it became a popular title in japan - so now they rate a neutered handheld version with no online play higher than a console version with well supported online play - fukkin fegs)

The Sceneman

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Re: Lair gave my dad cancer and threw my mom down the stairs.
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2007, 01:26:12 AM »
God Hand is fucking amazing, I COMPLETED IT
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Lair gave my dad cancer and threw my mom down the stairs.
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2007, 01:30:32 AM »
God Hand > Lair
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Lair gave my dad cancer and threw my mom down the stairs.
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2007, 01:42:34 AM »
yeah, god hand is a legitimate underreviewed great. lair is just shit onna disc.
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TVC15

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Re: Lair gave my dad cancer and threw my mom down the stairs.
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2007, 02:06:42 AM »
abrader, as someone who has played Lair:  Lair is worse than having to shit in a rusty bucket and then having to turn around and eat your own shit.  Yes, the only thing more shitty than shitting and eating your own shit is suffering the piss poor controls of Lair and traversing the game's uniformly shit-colored, shitty looking terrain; yes, it doesn't even look like decently rendered shit.
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abrader

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Re: Lair gave my dad cancer and threw my mom down the stairs.
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2007, 02:21:04 AM »
hahah im glad you like it

Smooth Groove

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Re: Lair gave my dad cancer and threw my mom down the stairs.
« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2007, 02:33:20 AM »
also Two Swords got my sister teen pregnant

Two swords at the same time?  And you were criticizing Nick for his lifestyle?