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bagofeyes

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I wanna go check out the brothel district
« on: September 02, 2007, 08:57:58 AM »
There's aparantly quite a large one in an area of Osaka and I wanna go see it. If I get invited into a place, should I go?

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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2007, 09:15:19 AM »
Are you saying you want to engage in sex with filipino prostitutes?
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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2007, 09:17:11 AM »
Yes. And they're Japanese apparently. Its a famous old area.

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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2007, 09:43:59 AM »
Let's go together, we'll be like Kid Rock and Scott Stapp, getting BJs from hot hookers while high-fivin' each other.
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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2007, 09:55:35 AM »
Awesome! Also, is that for real? lol

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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2007, 10:53:58 AM »
Yes, they did it during a tour, and they videotaped it (you can probably find it if you search online).  They were groupies, not hookers, tho.
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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2007, 11:14:20 AM »
Groupies eh? Hmmmm

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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2007, 11:34:30 AM »
Up untill about a year ago I would go to holland once a year around the wintre holidays.

Each year in Amsterdam I would make it a point to go walk thru the hooker areas.

If you arent familiar, the style in amsterdam is to have each girl in a little room with a giant window...if you like what you see in the window you walk up to the door to talk and negotiate your deal.

Now id never pay to have sex with one of these girls (who are regurarially tested and certified by the local government as an STD free prostitute) - but the fun part is to walk down thru the rows of girls in room and watch them all look at you and attempt to attract you. While yer doing this, keep walking and try to guess who is really a transexual. Of course the trans use a blacklight and a ton of makeup (most of the girls look rather plain, but a she-male will look like an exotic diva)

One time my friend and I really couldnt tell about this one girl - she looked VERY convincing and had spent alot of $$ on it. So we walked up and the unbelievable voice on this little skiny black dood in a bikini with breast implants was funny...he opens the door and sayse "me and my friend with you and your friend for 20 EUROS" - now this shyt shocks me and really is what would keep me away from any of these genetic females - a single girl has sex for like under 20$ american - WTF :( Sorry, but when buying sex, you dont go for the publically used budget version - used all nasty like a public park bathroom......

Its an odd mix of hags, mediocre looking girls, and transexuals...........

Anyway - never pay for sex - especially no risky thai/asian/vietcong or EU freaks....

actually just fukkin ignore all hookers - you are better of buying a copy of LAIR ;)




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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2007, 11:54:20 AM »
I don't think many Japanese brothels would invite in gaijins anyways, but yeah I'd like to walk around there

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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2007, 01:03:47 PM »
I don't think many Japanese brothels would invite in gaijins anyways, but yeah I'd like to walk around there

Theres something about seeing cash hungry whores bat their eyes at you....like girl after girl after girl..

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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2007, 08:28:20 PM »
abrader, are you brocke over on GAF? Because this all sounds kind of familiar. :lol
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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2007, 09:12:34 PM »
abrader, are you brocke over on GAF? Because this all sounds kind of familiar. :lol

No - I am arcader @ GAF

I do not know the user you speak of.

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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2007, 09:13:30 PM »
He sort of seems to be an expert on the whole prostitute thing, is why I ask. :lol
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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2007, 10:40:36 PM »
He sort of seems to be an expert on the whole prostitute thing, is why I ask. :lol

ahaha i just windowshop, I dont buy ;)

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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2007, 11:17:16 PM »
Are you talking about 天王寺 (Tennouji)?
I went to a restaurant there, which used to be one of the big brothels, and on the way back to the station, we walked through the area - it was awesome, lots of little houses with really beautiful prostitutes sat in each one waiting for clients. Really old school. Not sure if they'd accept foreigners, but go have a try and report back :)

Yeah, 飛田 near 天王寺. They were beautiful eh?

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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2007, 11:20:53 PM »
There are gaijin-friendly brothels? Count me in! (j/k)
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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2007, 11:23:25 PM »
SYNBIOS ATTACK

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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2007, 02:01:26 AM »
I'm surprised it took Synbios this long to post in a thread about Asian hookers.  ::)
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« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2007, 02:58:43 AM »
So around June of 2006, I had to go to the JET recontracting conference in Shinjuku.  I decided to go a few days earlier so I could mess around in Tokyo, and I stayed at a hotel in *EDITED* that I had stayed at previously.

I believe it was on a Saturday night that I was heading back to the hotel late.  I stopped at Subway to get some food, and somehow got lost, going down the wrong street.  As I'm walking down this street, I get approached by a rather normal-looking woman (she didn't look like a prostitute at all) who asks me "Massage?  Massage?  ...Sex?"  "Uh...I'm okay," I said, and kept walking.  I go a little further down and figure I'd better turn around and head back to a familar landmark to find the hotel.  So this means I have to walk by Ms. Streetwalker again.  She sees me, smiles, and asks me again.  So I decide to mess with her.  She says "Sex?" and smiles, and I say "for FREE?"  She doesn't seem to understand, so again I say "for free?  You know, no money?"  She turns around and walks away, I get a bit of a laugh.  Then she asks me AGAIN and I'm like "okay, how much?"  "10,000."  And I say "Well, I got like 1000.  How's that?"  And she walks away for the final time, with me amused by this whole ordeal. 

This was the first time I'd ever been approached by a streetwalker before.  So as I'm walking back, I notice I'm not in the friendliest part of town, and I could have gotten my ass kicked or worse for what I did.  I told some friends and my (now) wife what happened, and they agreed it was dumb.  It was kinda fun though.   :lol
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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2007, 03:01:20 AM »
My dad got a kick out of telling my grandma that he had to physically kick a chinese prostitute out of a ca in bejing.

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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #20 on: September 03, 2007, 03:09:42 AM »
My dad got a kick out of telling my grandma that he had to physically kick a chinese prostitute out of a ca in bejing.

The racism runs deep in your family

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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #21 on: September 03, 2007, 03:10:54 AM »
Poor FoC.  EVERY time...  :lol
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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #22 on: September 03, 2007, 03:14:07 AM »
What does racism have to do with with not getting a prostitute?

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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2007, 04:07:30 AM »
he stopped in front of her, honked, let her get in, and then kicked her out?

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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2007, 04:15:37 AM »
"I may have had my way with you, but I'll be damned if I give an oriental any money. Out with you!'

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« Reply #25 on: September 03, 2007, 04:34:06 AM »
"I may have had my way with you, but I'll be damned if I give an oriental any money. Out with you!'
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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #26 on: September 03, 2007, 10:50:25 AM »
he stopped in front of her, honked, let her get in, and then kicked her out?

No, he was on his way home from business, hailed a cab and got in. Then a prostitute jumped in and was pressuring him for a message.

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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #27 on: September 03, 2007, 05:31:09 PM »
well he's not allowed to kick her out.

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« Reply #28 on: September 03, 2007, 05:38:55 PM »
dude, i wanna go with you.  i bet we can find a good woman there.

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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #29 on: September 03, 2007, 06:13:52 PM »
well he's not allowed to kick her out.

Of course he was.

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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #30 on: September 03, 2007, 06:44:55 PM »
you can't kick her out, you say no and ignore her.

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« Reply #31 on: September 03, 2007, 06:56:44 PM »
you guys are all gay.  you can't kick her out until after she's given you a handjob.  then it's all fair game.

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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #32 on: September 03, 2007, 07:19:02 PM »
you can't kick her out, you say no and ignore her.

You obviously have never experienced a determined and desperate prostitute. And when I say kick out I mean the non-literal and more common term. He didn't physically use his foot to make contact with her.

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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #33 on: September 03, 2007, 07:20:02 PM »
dude, i wanna go with you.  i bet we can find a good woman there.

ok. come on over.

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« Reply #34 on: September 03, 2007, 07:32:31 PM »
dude, i wanna go with you.  i bet we can find a good woman there.

ok. come on over.
wanna dress up or can i go in some casual clothes?

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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #35 on: September 03, 2007, 07:34:22 PM »
lets dress up like yakuza

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« Reply #36 on: September 03, 2007, 07:40:06 PM »
lets dress up like yakuza
can we pull some hair and hold a gun to the back of their heads?

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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #37 on: September 03, 2007, 07:57:41 PM »
you know it. start getting tattoos

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« Reply #38 on: September 03, 2007, 08:00:40 PM »
i've got one already.

should i get a cool ifrit tattoo?  that's pretty japafag so i'm sure it'll fly.

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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #39 on: September 03, 2007, 08:04:31 PM »
get a dragon and a tiger

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« Reply #40 on: September 03, 2007, 08:06:41 PM »
get a dragon and a tiger
how about ifrit and a tiger? 

this ifrit btw http://ffcompendium.com/art/8-ifrit-a.jpg

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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #41 on: September 03, 2007, 09:54:49 PM »
You obviously have never experienced a determined and desperate prostitute. And when I say kick out I mean the non-literal and more common term. He didn't physically use his foot to make contact with her.
wtf did you just say?  you said he physically kicked her out.

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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #42 on: September 03, 2007, 10:00:19 PM »
lol

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« Reply #43 on: September 04, 2007, 12:49:39 PM »
:rofl :rofl
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Re: I wanna go check out the brothel district
« Reply #44 on: September 04, 2007, 06:50:23 PM »
this seriously confuses me.

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« Reply #45 on: September 04, 2007, 06:57:49 PM »
i can't wait to go.