watchmen fell apart for me as a movie when they didn't have dr manhattan's massive blue dong knocking over bamboo guard towers in vietnam
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BUSH: So, what's the plan again?CHENEY: Well, we need to invade Iraq and Afghanistan. So what we've decided to do is crash a whole bunch of remote-controlled planes into Wall Street and the Pentagon, say they're real hijacked commercial planes, and blame it on the towelheads; then we'll just blow up the buildings ourselves to make sure they actually fall down.RUMSFELD: Right! And we'll make sure that some of the hijackers are agents of Saddam Hussein! That way we'll have no problem getting the public to buy the invasion.CHENEY: No, Dick, we won't.RUMSFELD: We won't?CHENEY: No, that's too obvious. We'll make the hijackers Al Qaeda and then just imply a connection to Iraq.RUMSFELD: But if we're just making up the whole thing, why not just put Saddam's fingerprints on the attack?CHENEY: (sighing) It just has to be this way, Dick. Ups the ante, as it were. This way, we're not insulated if things go wrong in Iraq. Gives us incentive to get the invasion right the first time around.
