I want to date a girl who's a singer

[bagofeyes]

That would be awesome. Utada Hikaru, where are youuuuuuuu?

[etiolate]

don't we all

[Ichirou]

She's single now and speaks English fluently.  You could make her your lover.  It would be the shocking scandal that would rock Japan.

[bagofeyes]

She's single now and speaks English fluently.  You could make her your lover.  It would be the shocking scandal that would rock Japan.

You don't have her mail address do you?

[Ichirou]

She doesn't like me sharing it. 

[Howard Alan Treesong]

utada.hikaru@emimusic.jp

[bagofeyes]

I'm gonna send her a mail. What should I say?

[CajoleJuice]

Is this the one that plays Tetris DS?

[Mr. Gundam]

My wife is a classically trained singer. She also acts and took fifteen years of tap, jazz and modern dance.

[bagofeyes]

Is this the one that plays Tetris DS?

yeah

[Ichirou]

utada.hikaru@emimusic.jp

lol, that's just like, her record company's e-mail address.

her private e-mail address is hikkilovespuchi@gmail.com.

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I'd like to date a trained jazz singer so she could sing me some of the good old standards from the 30's and 40's.

My wife is a classically trained singer. She also acts and took fifteen years of tap, jazz and modern dance.

How can I contact her?

[CajoleJuice]

Is this the one that plays Tetris DS?

yeah

I want to play her.

[bagofeyes]

Is this the one that plays Tetris DS?

yeah

I want to play her.

I'd line up her blocks...









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[Beezy]

I have the same dream.

[Madrun Badrun]

I tried to date a girl that was a singer; I have never been so unsuccessful in my life.    :'( :'( :'( :'( 

[bagofeyes]

I just had a mail from a girl whos a dancer who I planned a date with last week and then she cancelled it cause she was 'busy'. I then sent her a message calling her a liar and shit and saying that if she didnt wanna go out to just say it, and she just sent me one saying she had to go to hospital for some stomach problem she has
  i feel like a prick

[Tauntaun]

I'm gonna send her a mail. What should I say?

Dear Princess Nip,

    Hello and welcome to your country, I am an US American such as you have never known before, the Iraq was not my idea, we should make beautiful nip-erican babies and you can make me food, such as rice and tea.  We could have sex on the couch and everywhere like such as and, it would be good.  I have a big gaijin penis, be my wife or I'll blow myself up at your concert.

bagofsexy

[brawndolicious]

Utada Hikaru

isn't that that j-pop singer that got an eyelid surgery and now looks like an elf?

[Madrun Badrun]

I just had a mail from a girl whos a dancer who I planned a date with last week and then she cancelled it cause she was 'busy'. I then sent her a message calling her a liar and shit and saying that if she didnt wanna go out to just say it, and she just sent me one saying she had to go to hospital for some stomach problem she has
  i feel like a prick

Thats sucks, I blew up on the same girl I mentioned in this thread once for standing me up, turned out she had an allergic attack and had to go to the hospital 

[Ichirou]

Utada Hikaru

isn't that that j-pop singer that got an eyelid surgery and now looks like an elf?

You're thinking of Ayumi Hamasaki, I think.  Though a lot of actresses and singers get the stupid eyelid surgery done for some reason.

[brawndolicious]

You're thinking of Ayumi Hamasaki, I think.  Though a lot of actresses and singers get the stupid eyelid surgery done for some reason.

yeah it was ayumi.  scares the fuck out of me.

picture.

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[bagofeyes]

yeh shes gross

[Synbios459]

   
こんにちは、私は非常に素晴らしく、きれいであることを考える、私はアメリカからあり、驚くばかりであることを実際に考える。 私は歌うのを私が会うことができる1日希望およびあなたが聞く21歳および愛である。

[bagofeyes]

huh?

[Madrun Badrun]

huh?

I think thats what happens when you try and write with your feet. 

[bagofeyes]

thats harsh, but funny

[Ichirou]

Arvie's pretty evil.