fucking wiki-self diagnosis [might be NSFW]

[Madrun Badrun]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loneliness

->

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Involuntary_celibacy

->

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Learned_helplessness

 :'( 

[brawndolicious]

(Image removed from quote.)

you're probably gay.

[Madrun Badrun]

no wonder I'm ronly

[Madrun Badrun]

(Image removed from quote.)

you're probably gay.

thats what my grandma thinks  :'(

[Madrun Badrun]

Yeah, but it cured my, umm, problem last year a lot better than any Japanese doctor could.

elaborate with either wiki links or screen caps grabbed from websites, as thats the theme of this thread! 

[Madrun Badrun]

elaborate with either wiki links or screen caps grabbed from websites, as thats the theme of this thread! 

It's not work safe though 

I will change the title just for you then. 

[bagofeyes]

Come over and live with me for a while, dude. We can visit those brothels.

[Madrun Badrun]

I would like that, though wiki tells me that I tell my self that even a whore couldn't love me nor accept my money.  Also dirty girls scare me.

can we pick up drunk female teachers instead?  I hear all Japanese women are submissive and unbelievably attracted to awesome white males? 

[bagofeyes]

Sure, we can try. Just get over here already. Your country is too depressing for human life.

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm in Canada though!  It's only too depressing for human life if you can't take the cold.

[bagofeyes]

So you must not be able to. Get outta there!

[Madrun Badrun]

I feel the coldness of loneliness; only Asian hookers can set me free. 

[bagofeyes]

Seriously though, if you ever wanna visit here for a bit you can stay at my place

[Madrun Badrun]

Someday I will take you up on that offer, and it was once my plan to visit japan soon but now I need to focus my money on moving... to the states 

[bagofeyes]

Alright. But just remember, there's always English teaching jobs here if you get rejected from society lol

[Madrun Badrun]

have you seen my spelling skills?! 

I'd teach better German and I don't know a single word of that.   

[bagofeyes]

Come over and live with me for a while, dude. We can visit those brothels.

It was fun like that that lead to my doctor's appointment.

lol

[bagofeyes]

have you seen my spelling skills?! 

I'd teach better German and I don't know a single word of that.   

I can't spell for shit either

[Madrun Badrun]

have you seen my spelling skills?! 

I'd teach better German and I don't know a single word of that.   

I can't spell for shit either

what do you do then to teach english?

[bagofeyes]

Simple conversation and games and shit

[Madrun Badrun]

In elementary school my English teacher use to have us play silent ball.  O the irony. 

I could do conversation though as long as my prolonged seclusion hasn't given me speech impediments.   Maybe I can teach in japan when I  go though my eventual mental breakdown midway though uni. 

I might JET though as I find teenage Japanese girls hot. 

[bagofeyes]

Pervert eh? Yep, that's one of the requirements to live here.

[Tauntaun]

Pervert eh? Yep, that's one of the requirements to live here.

do they still have those dirty panty machines? 

[demi]

Yeah, but it cured my, umm, problem last year a lot better than any Japanese doctor could.

Let me check your fanny. With my dick. Fingers. Dick fingers.

[brawndolicious]

thats what my grandma thinks  :'(

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

[Madrun Badrun]

thats what my grandma thinks  :'(

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

My grandma also loves Chuck Norris. 

[brawndolicious]

talk about how you think he's gay.

[Mr. Gundam]

In elementary school my English teacher use to have us play silent ball.  O the irony. 

I could do conversation though as long as my prolonged seclusion hasn't given me speech impediments.   Maybe I can teach in japan when I  go though my eventual mental breakdown midway though uni.

Midway? Dude, JET won't take you without a four-year degree.

[Madrun Badrun]

In elementary school my English teacher use to have us play silent ball.  O the irony. 

I could do conversation though as long as my prolonged seclusion hasn't given me speech impediments.   Maybe I can teach in japan when I  go though my eventual mental breakdown midway though uni.

Midway? Dude, JET won't take you without a four-year degree.

fine then during my break down I will develop another personality that just so happens to to be an Asian hooker.  It will be hip, like paranoia agent.