I don't have it but sand the edge of your d-pad.
I have a stick, duh.
Also, I didn't realize the lag on this was SO bad. Every match I've played so far was awful and the people that have stuck with it for this long play with the lag on their side -- random supers, spamming high priority moves, and so on -- and that's really not what I was looking forward to. It's practically unplayable in a normal sense.

I'm gonna try again at different times of the day and see if it gets any better. :'(
FUCK
BACK TO SUCKING AT CALL OF DUTY 4