Author Topic: Worst Movie of 2007 - War (Read 1026 times)

demi · « **on:** September 04, 2007, 09:58:22 PM »

BlueTsunami, you're a shithead. This movie was GOD FUCKING AWFUL.

I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING SEEN HALLOWEEN

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** September 04, 2007, 10:11:23 PM »

is it like Halloween bad?

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** September 04, 2007, 10:11:51 PM »

If I would have rather seen Halloween instead, what do you think!

bagofeyes · « **Reply #3 on:** September 04, 2007, 10:15:41 PM »

When was The Fountain released?

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** September 04, 2007, 10:33:00 PM »

BLUETSUNAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5 on:** September 04, 2007, 10:36:38 PM »

I was being sarcastic! Yeah the movie is pretty fucken horrible. Did you like the plot twist? eh eh? FUUUUCK

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** September 04, 2007, 10:37:44 PM »

WHAT WAS THE FUCKING PLOT TWIST

THEY PULLED TWO OF THEM

I THINK

AGH

I HATE THIS MOVIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7 on:** September 04, 2007, 10:39:24 PM »

The original Rogue was killed by the asian FBI agent that Rogue tried to kill. Then the asian FBI agent got his face changed to look like Rogue but somehow his english dialect devolved and he spoke broken chinaman english. He did this so he could enact revenge on the Yakuza. wowowowow

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** September 04, 2007, 10:40:24 PM »

Ok, I thought that was it. So why the fuck did the other guy die? Why did Chinaman shoot him? I thought they were gonna pull down each others pants and jerk off.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** September 04, 2007, 10:41:08 PM »

BUT BUT BUT

I was excited about this movie, its almost like a king kong vs godzilla match up

Mupepe · « **Reply #10 on:** September 04, 2007, 10:42:08 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2007, 10:41:08 PM

BUT BUT BUT

I was excited about this movie, its almost like a king kong vs godzilla match up

for real, but I just read the "twist" and it was terrible.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #11 on:** September 04, 2007, 10:43:05 PM »

how is the action? Oh well I have Transporter 1 and 2 and Crank

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12 on:** September 04, 2007, 10:43:37 PM »

Quote from: demi on September 04, 2007, 10:40:24 PM

Ok, I thought that was it. So why the fuck did the other guy die? Why did Chinaman shoot him? I thought they were gonna pull down each others pants and jerk off.

The Brit dude from Crank? Well, appearently he was really the dirty agent and was in it with the Yakuza (though, you would have never have known this since the movie doesn't even allude to him being dirty until the end). But he feels bad for his friend dieing (since he knew about the Yakuza plot to hurt him) and always thought it was the real rogue that did this.

There was a sniper stationed there to kill Rogue but when the Brit dude found out it was really his friend, he blocks the bullet with his body! (as you saw). Then he dies and thats it. It was one of the worse endings ever.

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** September 04, 2007, 10:44:37 PM »

The action is complete shit. There's like, 3 fight scenes, and they're over after about 5 minutes. I can jerk off longer than that. I think.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #14 on:** September 04, 2007, 10:45:37 PM »

thats BULLSHIT! HOW DID THIS MOVIE GET CALLED WAR?!?!??!

demi · « **Reply #15 on:** September 04, 2007, 10:46:29 PM »

Because the whole movie is based around a Yakuza war.

And you wonder why people pirate shit.

I should have just watched my new Hot Fuzz HD-DVD.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #16 on:** September 04, 2007, 10:46:51 PM »

Its like a Documentory on the War between the Triads and the Yakuza, if FoC wrote the screenplay.

bluemax · « **Reply #17 on:** September 04, 2007, 10:47:22 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2007, 10:45:37 PM

thats BULLSHIT! HOW DID THIS MOVIE GET CALLED WAR?!?!??!

It was called Rogue previously. My roommate 2 years ago interned on it. I should've stolen the script he had.

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** September 04, 2007, 10:47:39 PM »

I like how the asian man dies

Then they introduce his new partner -- a black man, who says "Brotha" at least 3 times

Then, the black man dies by getting pegged with a bullet just out of nowhere

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #19 on:** September 04, 2007, 10:48:20 PM »

Quote from: demi on September 04, 2007, 10:47:39 PM

I like how the asian man dies

Then they introduce his new partner -- a black man, who says "Brotha" at least 3 times

Then, the black man dies by getting pegged with a bullet just out of nowhere

Thats almost as bad as the hip hop kid in Hot Shots Tennis that stands on his hands and makes hip hop noises

Tauntaun · « **Reply #20 on:** September 05, 2007, 12:24:20 AM »

Quote from: demi on September 04, 2007, 10:47:39 PM

I like how the asian man dies

Then they introduce his new partner -- a black man, who says "Brotha" at least 3 times

Then, the black man dies by getting pegged with a bullet just out of nowhere

the only thing the black guy says in that movie is "mutha fucka", like, seriously $:-\$ but I enjoyed it.

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