she's not a student, she's a robot
she's been malfunctioning recently, and you need to lubricate her joints to repair her in time for next week's interhigh track meet (robots are allowed, it's the future)
unfortunately, your lubricant applicator is broken and you can only toss buckets of WD-40 onto her in a desperate attempt to put things right. WD-40 is transparent in Japan because of a lawsuit involving the dye back in 1984