School started yesterday for us, how about you guys? The Dominos right near campus was giving out free pizzas to all students with their ID cards, and I was ten minutes late for class due to getting one heh.
I have a night class (accounting
) and during break I decided to head to the bathroom. So I'm sitting in the stall when I hear someone bust into the bathroom and then start banging on my stall door. I almost fell off the damn toilet in shock, but settled when he yelled out "I left something in there, is it in this stall?!" I said no, so he started knocking on the stall next to me, asking the same question.
Guy: I left something in the stall, is it in here?!
Dude in Stall: Maybe
Guy: What? Is it in there or not.
Dude in Stall: *chuckles*
Guy: Just hand it under the stall please. I left something in there
Dude in Stall: Imma bout to leave something in here too
At that point I heard the worse sound I've ever witnessed in my life. It was like he dropped a god damn melon of mass destruction out his ass, splitting the water like the red sea. I've heard that if you get shot you don't feel anything at first, then the pain begins to magnify as the shock wears off. Well at first I didn't smell anything, but a few seconds later the whiff burned my nose. After that point I heard him lift up his pants, and open the stall. I bent over (while still on the pooper) trying to see a glimpse of him: I saw two almost half foot thick legs matted with hair wabble out the bathroom - without flushing or washing his hands. After I got out the bathroom I spent the next few minutes running around the building looking for him
