Author Topic: One of my students is TEEN PREGNANT!!! :O (Read 3517 times)

Ichirou · « **on:** September 07, 2007, 01:54:19 AM »

First day of classes here at the technical school I work at (which is not my main school), and one of the few girl students in the class (the school is 95% boys) walks in looking like she has a watermelon stuffed under her shirt.

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** September 07, 2007, 01:55:02 AM »

Imagine when she had sex to have that baby. I wonder how many tears rolled down her face.

Ichirou · « **Reply #2 on:** September 07, 2007, 01:55:25 AM »

It's not like the porns, demi!!!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** September 07, 2007, 01:57:40 AM »

So when they realize who the father is, are you going to be sent back to Mexico?

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** September 07, 2007, 01:58:48 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on September 07, 2007, 01:55:25 AM

It's not like the porns, demi!!!

Keep telling yourself that.

Synbios459 · « **Reply #5 on:** September 07, 2007, 02:07:10 AM »

Is teen pregnancy common in Japan? And Japanese people don't have issues with abortion, right?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** September 07, 2007, 02:08:41 AM »

Quote from: Synbios459 on September 07, 2007, 02:07:10 AM

Is teen pregnancy common in Japan? And Japanese people don't have issues with abortion, right?

To hid your true intention it would have been better to ask those questions separately.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #7 on:** September 07, 2007, 02:09:13 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 07, 2007, 02:08:41 AM

Quote from: Synbios459 on September 07, 2007, 02:07:10 AM
Is teen pregnancy common in Japan? And Japanese people don't have issues with abortion, right?

To hid your true intention it would have been better to ask those questions separately.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #8 on:** September 07, 2007, 02:09:28 AM »

Ichirou, you old dog. You shouldve waited till closer towards the end of your contract.

Ichirou · « **Reply #9 on:** September 07, 2007, 02:57:59 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 07, 2007, 01:57:40 AM

So when they realize who the father is, are you going to be sent back to Mexico?

Quote from: bagofeyes on September 07, 2007, 02:09:28 AM

Ichirou, you old dog. You shouldve waited till closer towards the end of your contract.

Hahahah, I don't mess around with students.

There's a few female teachers at my base school who are gorgeous, tho.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #10 on:** September 07, 2007, 03:13:27 AM »

Ask them out. One for you, one for me.

Ichirou · « **Reply #11 on:** September 07, 2007, 03:18:10 AM »

They no speaka da english.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #12 on:** September 07, 2007, 03:19:49 AM »

I speak the language of love.

And Japanese.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #13 on:** September 07, 2007, 03:31:01 AM »

Fuck is a word that pretty much everyone knows right?

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** September 07, 2007, 03:31:59 AM »

True, that.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #15 on:** September 07, 2007, 03:33:36 AM »

fuck choudai lol

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #16 on:** September 07, 2007, 03:55:16 AM »

How do you say "i want to tap that ass" in japanese?

Ichirou · « **Reply #17 on:** September 07, 2007, 03:59:51 AM »

Onani daisuki. Plz tell that to a hot Japanese girl and then tell me her reaction.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #18 on:** September 07, 2007, 04:02:33 AM »

If you're in a loud club she'll probably think you're just asking what her honorable interests are.

Ichirou · « **Reply #19 on:** September 07, 2007, 04:04:07 AM »

I've been wondering all day who the father of that student's baby might be (if it's one of the seniors).

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #20 on:** September 07, 2007, 04:07:17 AM »

What does Onani daisuki mean? I'll try it on some Japanese girls over here. Do Japanese girls like dirty talk or phone sex? Phone sex can be lots of fun with the right person.

Ichirou · « **Reply #21 on:** September 07, 2007, 04:09:45 AM »

Onani daisuki means "I want you, I love you, I need you."

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #22 on:** September 07, 2007, 04:10:49 AM »

I don't want to say I love you though. I like being honest.

Ichirou · « **Reply #23 on:** September 07, 2007, 04:14:34 AM »

Onani daisuki is the most honest thing you can ever say to a woman.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Actually, it means that you love masturbation.

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Synbios459 · « **Reply #24 on:** September 07, 2007, 04:25:27 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on September 07, 2007, 03:55:16 AM

How do you say "i want to tap that ass" in japanese?

私はそのろばを叩きたいと思う

Ichirou · « **Reply #25 on:** September 07, 2007, 04:26:41 AM »

Stop abusing Babelfish, Synbios.

Synbios459 · « **Reply #26 on:** September 07, 2007, 04:35:20 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 07, 2007, 02:08:41 AM

Quote from: Synbios459 on September 07, 2007, 02:07:10 AM
Is teen pregnancy common in Japan? And Japanese people don't have issues with abortion, right?

To hid your true intention it would have been better to ask those questions separately.

Yeah I guess, but seriously how common is teen pregnancy there?

drozmight · « **Reply #27 on:** September 07, 2007, 05:29:49 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on September 07, 2007, 02:57:59 AM

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 07, 2007, 01:57:40 AM
So when they realize who the father is, are you going to be sent back to Mexico?

Quote from: bagofeyes on September 07, 2007, 02:09:28 AM
Ichirou, you old dog. You shouldve waited till closer towards the end of your contract.

Hahahah, I don't mess around with students.

There's a few female teachers at my base school who are gorgeous, tho.

Is a base school anything like a basestar?

etiolate · « **Reply #28 on:** September 07, 2007, 05:34:06 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 07, 2007, 02:08:41 AM

Quote from: Synbios459 on September 07, 2007, 02:07:10 AM
Is teen pregnancy common in Japan? And Japanese people don't have issues with abortion, right?

To hid your true intention it would have been better to ask those questions separately.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #29 on:** September 07, 2007, 09:13:36 AM »

ろば？

bork · « **Reply #30 on:** September 07, 2007, 10:59:10 AM »

Base school = the main school ALTs report to for work.

Quote from: Ichirou on September 07, 2007, 03:18:10 AM

They no speaka da english.

So what? That didn't stop me!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #31 on:** September 07, 2007, 12:33:20 PM »

Quote from: Synbios459 on September 07, 2007, 04:25:27 AM

Quote from: Smooth Groove on September 07, 2007, 03:55:16 AM
How do you say "i want to tap that ass" in japanese?
私はそのろばを叩きたいと思う

demi · « **Reply #32 on:** September 07, 2007, 01:13:44 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on September 07, 2007, 04:04:07 AM

I've been wondering all day who the father of that student's baby might be (if it's one of the seniors).

Probably her own dad.

Famuhly Honah

Prost · « **Reply #33 on:** September 07, 2007, 01:41:01 PM »

you say teen but what is that, 13? 19?

bork · « **Reply #34 on:** September 07, 2007, 11:02:50 PM »

High school would be around 15-18, possibly 14.

Quote from: demi on September 07, 2007, 01:13:44 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on September 07, 2007, 04:04:07 AM
I've been wondering all day who the father of that student's baby might be (if it's one of the seniors).

Probably her own dad.

Famuhly Honah

Courtesy Mupupe:

Ichirou · « **Reply #35 on:** September 07, 2007, 11:48:19 PM »

Quote from: Prost on September 07, 2007, 01:41:01 PM

you say teen but what is that, 13? 19?

17.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #36 on:** September 08, 2007, 01:46:00 AM »

there was a girl at my high school who was pregnant with her third child in junior year.

she's mexican but that's still a good effort.

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