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bagofeyes

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My porn still has 40 mins left to download
« on: September 08, 2007, 10:29:57 PM »
Ugh. I want an erection now.

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Re: My porn still has 40 mins left to download
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2007, 10:32:31 PM »
to get you hard


to get you off




bagofeyes

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Re: My porn still has 40 mins left to download
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2007, 10:35:08 PM »
lol.


btw, how often do you guys wank?

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Re: My porn still has 40 mins left to download
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2007, 10:41:42 PM »
Once a week.
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Re: My porn still has 40 mins left to download
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2007, 11:02:14 PM »
lol.


btw, how often do you guys wank?

How often do you wank?

bagofeyes

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Re: My porn still has 40 mins left to download
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2007, 11:05:39 PM »
once or twice a day

bagofeyes

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Re: My porn still has 40 mins left to download
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2007, 11:03:08 AM »
 :lol

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Re: My porn still has 40 mins left to download
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2007, 11:08:12 AM »
This reminds me, when I was doing my finals at university, I lived in a house with four other guys, and we had a wank chart to correlate stress and masturbation frequency. It was kind of a fun experiment...

One of the guys in the house always kept his spunk in a mug :(

That's pretty gross, overall. I'd rather not know when my housemates rubbed one out.
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Re: My porn still has 40 mins left to download
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2007, 11:15:48 AM »
Just prep yourself with Youporn so your ready for the Featured Attraction
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Re: My porn still has 40 mins left to download
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2007, 11:34:53 AM »
5 to 6 times a day, then sex at least 1 to 2.
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bagofeyes

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Re: My porn still has 40 mins left to download
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2007, 11:37:14 AM »
5 to 6 times a day, then sex at least 1 to 2.

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Re: My porn still has 40 mins left to download
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2007, 11:57:09 AM »
always in that order?  why don't you try having the sex first thing in the morning to mix things up?
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Re: My porn still has 40 mins left to download
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2007, 12:07:15 PM »
Sex with morning breath is not a hot look
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Re: My porn still has 40 mins left to download
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2007, 12:08:52 PM »
don't fap for like 3 days, and, i promise, once you do it again on the fourth day it'll feel so good.
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bagofeyes

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Re: My porn still has 40 mins left to download
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2007, 12:12:55 PM »
Yeah, thats good too. But who can wait??

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Re: My porn still has 40 mins left to download
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2007, 12:13:47 PM »
one must have discipline to achieve such a feat.
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Re: My porn still has 40 mins left to download
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2007, 12:18:04 PM »
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Sex with morning breath is not a hot look

yes, but I bet he's getting tired of hot sex and could use a little cold sex to mix things up.
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