SDF's review of Lair

[Smooth Groove]

I'm buying a copy of Lair just to thank Factor 5 for generating so much comedy. 

http://www.sonydefenseforce.com/?p=122

Forget the negative reviews you’ve been reading about Lair, this game is the real deal. Let me paint a picture for you, if I may be so bold… Picture controlling a dragon with the SIXAXIS motion controls along a beautiful backdrop fighting hundreds, no thousands of other enemies, pulling off combos (called Carnage), breathing fire on soldiers all while being taken through a very fleshed out, epic storyline and you have Factor 5’s best game yet: Lair. Let me also state that this game is not possible on any other system out right now as it makes full use of the Blu-ray player and the physics beast that is CELL. Free online leaderboards and the promise of Home compatibility round out this amazing package.

Lair is one of those odd games that comes out of nowhere and completely surprises you. It’s one of those rare gems that people will not appreciate at first, but grow to love over time. Make no mistake, Lair could very well be this generation’s “Mario 64″. With greater use of motion control than any Wii game and better graphics than any 360 game I think it’s safe to say we have a candidate for game of the year right here.

SDF Score: 10/10

[MrAngryFace]

lol

[brawndolicious]

the free online leaderboards part got me.

they are free on Live with silver, right?

[Howard Alan Treesong]

"this generation's Mario 64" lolol

[abrader]

Here is what I dont get Smoothe Groove -

If you hate LAIR so much - why are you the FIRST to always rwad and post about the new reviews?

I mean, I really hate Two Worlds, and said my bit - but dood im too busy playing games to even spend 1 second reading another thing about it.....

Its like yer gay and in the closet, or rather lashing out at LAIR because you want to mount that disk up and take it on a trip to "o" town.

[abrader]

on to the review - its very silly. LAIR is no 10/10 - joke right?

[Smooth Groove]

I don't hate Lair.  It's just funny to see people put so much effort into defending a game that is almost universally considered crap.  Just because you like to laugh at distinguished mentally-challenged fellows, does it mean that you're hiding the fact that you're distinguished mentally-challenged too? 

[abrader]

I know - I just dont see how you find the time to stay on top if it so much. Sorry for saying you wanted to fukk a DVD.

[y2kev]

SDF is a joke site. It's not meant to be taken seriously.

[abrader]

SDF is a joke site. It's not meant to be taken seriously.

based on the review scores given, id say SDF, Gamespot and IGN are all joke sites....

Two worlds 7.0 at gamespot? yeah joke.

[Smooth Groove]

It's not that hard to find any info on Lair.  It's the laughing-stock of the year so far.  What makes it even funnier is that the developer is trying to convince people that they're not playing Lair right and then they admit to being only able to get it right 80% of the time.  

[abrader]

It's not that hard to find any info on Lair.  It's the laughing-stock of the year so far.  What makes it even funnier is that the developer is trying to convince people that they're not playing Lair right and then they admit to being only able to get it right 80% of the time.  

Right we all know! But I think you even like LAIR fud more than I like LAIR itself...

[Smooth Groove]

It's not that hard to find any info on Lair.  It's the laughing-stock of the year so far.  What makes it even funnier is that the developer is trying to convince people that they're not playing Lair right and then they admit to being only able to get it right 80% of the time.  

Right we all know! But I think you even like LAIR fud more than I like LAIR itself...

So?  It's funny.  Why can't I laugh at its crappiness and the people that love it? 

[TakingBackSunday]

factor 5 should go back to making semi-crappy but still entertaining Rogue Squadron games.

edit: lololo how this get hear i am no good with computer

[Oblivion]

Factor 5.

[ferrarimanf355]

Factor 5.

[TakingBackSunday]

fuck