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brawndolicious

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why does john travolta smoke in such a gay way in swordfish?
« on: September 09, 2007, 02:42:08 PM »
he holds the cigarette between his thumb and pointer finger with the palm towards him.

oh and jesus, I saw it on tv so you know how they censored it?  they made halle wear a top.

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Re: why does john travolta smoke in such a gay way in swordfish?
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2007, 02:45:14 PM »
john travolta is infintely more badass than you--even when he's playing a fat singing chick like in hairspray.
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Re: why does john travolta smoke in such a gay way in swordfish?
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2007, 02:47:29 PM »
you liked rush hour 3, therefore you don't have an opinion on tranvestite scientologists playing in shitty nostalgia flicks.

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Re: why does john travolta smoke in such a gay way in swordfish?
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2007, 02:49:12 PM »
i've never said that.
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brawndolicious

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Re: why does john travolta smoke in such a gay way in swordfish?
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2007, 02:52:43 PM »
I think it was die hard 4 actually.  you said the old rush hour movies were good for what they were.

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Re: why does john travolta smoke in such a gay way in swordfish?
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2007, 02:53:42 PM »
also, i haven't seen die hard 4 yet. but yes, i enjoyed the previous rush hours.

am nintenho :-\
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Re: why does john travolta smoke in such a gay way in swordfish?
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2007, 02:53:50 PM »
Because he IS gay?
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brawndolicious

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Re: why does john travolta smoke in such a gay way in swordfish?
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2007, 02:57:00 PM »
I know he's gay.  my question is what made him, in swordfish, smoke in a way that immediately makes you think GAY?

oh and bud, sorry.  I think PD (who truely has shitty movie taste) said you have bad taste or something.

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Re: why does john travolta smoke in such a gay way in swordfish?
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2007, 02:58:29 PM »
no, he didn't.

three lies in a row. :-\
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brawndolicious

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Re: why does john travolta smoke in such a gay way in swordfish?
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2007, 03:02:30 PM »
my point is that scientologist tranvestites suck.

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Re: why does john travolta smoke in such a gay way in swordfish?
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2007, 03:27:38 PM »
I don't hate Travolta.  His wife Kelly Preston is pretty hot if you're into mature ladies.  Also, I admire him for having the guts to put food before looks.  Any man who thinks eating burgers are more important than having washboard abs is cool with me. 

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Re: why does john travolta smoke in such a gay way in swordfish?
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2007, 04:14:18 PM »
am nintenho hates rush hour 1 and 2?  wtf? 

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Re: why does john travolta smoke in such a gay way in swordfish?
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2007, 08:05:19 PM »
he didn't eat a lot smooth, he just got old.

and I liked rush hour 1 and 2.

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Re: why does john travolta smoke in such a gay way in swordfish?
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2007, 08:07:23 PM »
Id totally shag his wife

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Re: why does john travolta smoke in such a gay way in swordfish?
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2007, 08:15:20 PM »
and I liked rush hour 1 and 2.

Then your ok in my books.  3 wasn't that bad though. 

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Re: why does john travolta smoke in such a gay way in swordfish?
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2007, 08:19:43 PM »
I don't hate Travolta.  His wife Kelly Preston is pretty hot if you're into mature ladies.  Also, I admire him for having the guts to put food before looks.  Any man who thinks eating burgers are more important than having washboard abs is cool with me. 

Kelly Preston is hot, that's why it's weird she married a gay guy.  Maybe she's gay herself and they're both living on the DOWN LOW?
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Re: why does john travolta smoke in such a gay way in swordfish?
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2007, 09:18:21 PM »
Sword Fish was a shitty movie. I like John Travolta though.
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Re: why does john travolta smoke in such a gay way in swordfish?
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2007, 11:22:47 PM »
John Travolta is not gay.

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« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2007, 11:31:19 PM »
John Travolta is not gay.

There's pictures of him making out with another dude on a runway standing next to his private plane.
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« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2007, 11:41:47 PM »
There's pictures of him making out with another dude on a runway standing next to his private plane.

Yeah, I saw that. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THEY WERE MAKING OUT. THEY WERE JUST...TELLING EACH OTHER A SECRET!

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Re: why does john travolta smoke in such a gay way in swordfish?
« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2007, 11:47:33 PM »
Uhm, so they were slipping each other secret messages through saliva-swapping?
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Re: why does john travolta smoke in such a gay way in swordfish?
« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2007, 11:49:14 PM »
maybe it was cum lol

brawndolicious

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Re: why does john travolta smoke in such a gay way in swordfish?
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2007, 02:48:29 AM »
yeah when you think about it it does make sense that travolta's gay.

and swordfish really sucked.

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Re: why does john travolta smoke in such a gay way in swordfish?
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2007, 03:30:13 AM »
Travolta even tells you the movie will be shit at the start.