so i'm trying to get some work done and i can feel that i have to take a shit--it's getting ridiculous, but i can't stop because i'm almost done. when i'm done working i wanna go but someone's already in the restroom. ok, so i'll have to wait. 10 minutes later i can finally go so i pull down my pants and my boxer and sit there. at this point it feels like i'm going to shit a brick, literally. ...nothing happens, i'm like ''wtf?!'' i keep pushing, but nothing comes out.
10 minutes go by and i'm like what the fuck is going on here--10 inutes ago i felt like i had to poop out a friggin baby and now there's nothing coming out. nada. after another 5 minutes of pushing something comes out and it's basically like a little meatball. that's it--nothing else comes out.
what the fuck. all that pressure and hard work squeezing it out--useless.