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GilloD

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Shitty Houseguests are Fucked Up
« on: September 12, 2007, 10:52:21 AM »
I am so sick of this fuck up staying in my apartment. She, my fiancee and I were friends in college and I didn't like her then. She's been here for a week now and while we got along at first, the last 4 days have been awful. She has eaten ALL of our food. I mean all of it. She invited like 10 people we'd never met before over and cooked all of our food for them. This morning there were 3 eggs left. She made a 3 egg omlette. Fuck you, you filthy fuck!

Her big problem is that she's supposed to move to Spain for school in like.. 2 weeks. She didn't apply for a visa until last week. What was she doing the rest of the summer? She went to Burning Man instead of getting her papers in order. And now she spends all day on the phone screaming at people from the consulate and screaming at her family and friends for not calling to also scream at the consulate. Her boyfriend pays a fortune to call her from Spain and all she does is yell at him.

And what's worst is that she feels entitled to all of this. She hasn't said "Thank you" or offered a single fucking penny to pay for any of the food she's eaten. My fiancee just paid for her laundry. She got super fucking pissy when she wanted a laptop to use and I told her to take mine. Her response?: "I DONT WANT TO CARRY IT". Well then you don't get a fucking laptop, you dumb whore. I've just stopped talking to her, engaging her or humoring her. She's my fiancee's friend and so I'm not out to make bad blood, but I'm not being friendly to this awful leech any longer.

Oh, and here's the other thing that drives me batshit: If I put my laptop down for 20 seconds to get a snack or something, when I get back she'll be on it. I wouldn't mind if she had asked or was looking up Visa shit, but she's just checking MySpace. And she won't give it back. I'll say, "Hey, fuckhole, can I have that back?" and she'll say, "No, I'm busy".

Ugh. She's not leaving for 2 more days. I stopped buying food so she'd be forced to go out and get her own. She hasn't washed a single fucking dish and when I put the garbage in front on the door so that it'd be impossible to avoid, she just moved it. JUST SAY THANK YOU YOU VAIN, UNGRATEFUL CUNT.
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Re: Shitty Houseguests are Fucked Up
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2007, 10:53:23 AM »
lol, is this the same fat girl that you used to hate?

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Re: Shitty Houseguests are Fucked Up
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2007, 10:55:22 AM »
Have you talked to your fiancee about all this?

GilloD

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Re: Shitty Houseguests are Fucked Up
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2007, 11:01:16 AM »
lol, is this the same fat girl that you used to hate?

Haha, no, But it's similar.

And yeah, she's as pissed as I am, but we can't just toss her out on the street. She doesn't know anyone around here. But we're going to sit her down later. She owes us $400 from money we loaned her a long time ago. No one gets shit "stolen" from them so often at Fuckwit Jones over here
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« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2007, 11:02:33 AM »
fuck that shit.  tell her I said to kick her out.  I think she would trust my opinion.

and is she tubby?  i'll take her off your hands.

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Re: Shitty Houseguests are Fucked Up
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2007, 11:04:26 AM »
People always get along at first because it all stands against what they feel is proper ceremony for a house-guest, unfortunately this isn't the dark ages and no one really gets excited about extended stay guests within their manor.
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« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2007, 11:05:13 AM »
People always get along at first because it all stands against what they feel is proper ceremony for a house-guest, unfortunately this isn't the dark ages and no one really gets excited about extended stay guests within their manor.
would you like me as your house guest?  i am very clean and I will cook for you before you get home.

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Re: Shitty Houseguests are Fucked Up
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2007, 11:06:26 AM »
No.
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« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2007, 11:12:00 AM »
understood.  i play games in my undies.  you might not like that.

GilloD

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Re: Shitty Houseguests are Fucked Up
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2007, 11:14:23 AM »
People always get along at first because it all stands against what they feel is proper ceremony for a house-guest, unfortunately this isn't the dark ages and no one really gets excited about extended stay guests within their manor.

I mean. She's fun sometimes. Funny and acidic and BLACK. But then she just gets haughty and I wanna crack her skull open with a claw hammer.
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« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2007, 11:15:42 AM »
she's black?  does she got a big booty?

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« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2007, 11:17:17 AM »
she's black?  does she got a big booty?

No :( She's a very white black girl. Not in color. In color she's like OBSIDIAN
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Re: Shitty Houseguests are Fucked Up
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2007, 03:06:52 PM »
Don't put up with that shit, come on.
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Re: Shitty Houseguests are Fucked Up
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2007, 03:15:26 PM »
Throw her ungrateful ass to the curb.
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Re: Shitty Houseguests are Fucked Up
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2007, 03:29:07 PM »
Why would you put up with someone acting like that?  Seriously, it's YOUR HOME!  Grow a pair. :punch
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Re: Shitty Houseguests are Fucked Up
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2007, 03:37:55 PM »
Who's the bigger bitch right now?

The bitch trashing the place?

Or the bitch trashing the forums with bitching?

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Re: Shitty Houseguests are Fucked Up
« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2007, 03:44:18 PM »
Who's the bigger bitch right now?

The bitch trashing the place?

Or the bitch trashing the forums with bitching?

this is like when ob-1 asks han who's the bigger fool in SW but gheyer  :elephant
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Re: Shitty Houseguests are Fucked Up
« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2007, 03:45:42 PM »
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GilloD

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« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2007, 07:46:43 PM »
We talked to her about shit and she ponied up for groceries and generally took it down a notch. So fuck that.
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Re: Shitty Houseguests are Fucked Up
« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2007, 07:58:37 PM »
You should have killed her in the bath tub while you had the chance, now that shes nice again your fiancee will never allow it...probably, I'd ask anyways though.   
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« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2007, 08:09:16 PM »
Is this her? I'd fuck her rotten.

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« Reply #21 on: September 12, 2007, 08:12:16 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol

I thought that the rim of the toilet seat was her pussy mound.  I was thoroughly disgusted.   

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Re: Shitty Houseguests are Fucked Up
« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2007, 08:19:45 PM »
hyp's been in this thread for a while

Save it until you're home alone tonight dude
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Re: Shitty Houseguests are Fucked Up
« Reply #23 on: September 12, 2007, 08:27:10 PM »
hyp's been in this thread for a while

Save it until you're home alone tonight dude

He's still here!  :-X