I am so sick of this fuck up staying in my apartment. She, my fiancee and I were friends in college and I didn't like her then. She's been here for a week now and while we got along at first, the last 4 days have been awful. She has eaten ALL of our food. I mean all of it. She invited like 10 people we'd never met before over and cooked all of our food for them. This morning there were 3 eggs left. She made a 3 egg omlette. Fuck you, you filthy fuck!
Her big problem is that she's supposed to move to Spain for school in like.. 2 weeks. She didn't apply for a visa until last week. What was she doing the rest of the summer? She went to Burning Man instead of getting her papers in order. And now she spends all day on the phone screaming at people from the consulate and screaming at her family and friends for not calling to also scream at the consulate. Her boyfriend pays a fortune to call her from Spain and all she does is yell at him.
And what's worst is that she feels entitled to all of this. She hasn't said "Thank you" or offered a single fucking penny to pay for any of the food she's eaten. My fiancee just paid for her laundry. She got super fucking pissy when she wanted a laptop to use and I told her to take mine. Her response?: "I DONT WANT TO CARRY IT". Well then you don't get a fucking laptop, you dumb whore. I've just stopped talking to her, engaging her or humoring her. She's my fiancee's friend and so I'm not out to make bad blood, but I'm not being friendly to this awful leech any longer.
Oh, and here's the other thing that drives me batshit: If I put my laptop down for 20 seconds to get a snack or something, when I get back she'll be on it. I wouldn't mind if she had asked or was looking up Visa shit, but she's just checking MySpace. And she won't give it back. I'll say, "Hey, fuckhole, can I have that back?" and she'll say, "No, I'm busy".
Ugh. She's not leaving for 2 more days. I stopped buying food so she'd be forced to go out and get her own. She hasn't washed a single fucking dish and when I put the garbage in front on the door so that it'd be impossible to avoid, she just moved it. JUST SAY THANK YOU YOU VAIN, UNGRATEFUL CUNT.