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bagofeyes

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Ever met a French person who wasn't a dick?
« on: September 13, 2007, 10:50:11 AM »
I haven't. No wonder everyone in Europe hates them.

MrAngryFace

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Re: Ever met a French person who wasn't a dick?
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2007, 10:54:40 AM »
Ive worked with a couple.
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Re: Ever met a French person who wasn't a dick?
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2007, 11:09:30 AM »
The few women I have met are pretty cool .. or maybe I'm just horny.

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Re: Ever met a French person who wasn't a dick?
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2007, 11:24:26 AM »
I'm sorry, we're just like that   :'(

bagofeyes

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Re: Ever met a French person who wasn't a dick?
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2007, 11:26:24 AM »
no offense or nothing..... :sp0rsk1

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Re: Ever met a French person who wasn't a dick?
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2007, 12:33:05 PM »
My boy Yves is one of the greatest fuckin' duders I know, and that French accent of his...  :-*
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Re: Ever met a French person who wasn't a dick?
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2007, 12:39:39 PM »
the french language has got to be the most beautiful one ever. you can say anything and make it sound so hot. like, le merde (shit) sounds so sexy. i wish i could speak french. :'(

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Re: Ever met a French person who wasn't a dick?
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2007, 12:44:31 PM »
douche means take a shower! that's fucking awesome.
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Re: Ever met a French person who wasn't a dick?
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2007, 01:11:20 PM »
the french language has got to be the most beautiful one ever. you can say anything and make it sound so hot. like, le merde (shit) sounds so sexy. i wish i could speak french. :'(



People from France or Belgium speaking French = sexytime.
People from Canada speaking French =  :-\
My Southerner self speaking bad French while trying to learn it to better communicate with my wife's family =  :lol :lol
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Re: Ever met a French person who wasn't a dick?
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2007, 01:13:09 PM »
douche means take a shower! that's fucking awesome.

the word preservatives translates into french as condom.

needless to say, americans at the breakfast table asking for jam get funny looks until they figure this out.
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Re: Ever met a French person who wasn't a dick?
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2007, 01:23:31 PM »
I've met a couple of decent french people.  One is a chef at the culinary school I go to.  He's an old school french chef.  He curses liberally and yells like a mad man, but deep down inside he's kinda sweet.  Another women I met was totally cool; she has the cutest french accent, but she was not born in France just raised there.

When my cousin visited France a cab driver gave him a hard time, making fun of his command of French and just being a total jerk.  That's totally ridiculous when you think you are paying the cab driver for a service.

One thing we could all agree having mandatory six weeks paid vacation must be great.  Too bad that will never happen in workaholic America.

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Re: Ever met a French person who wasn't a dick?
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2007, 01:39:11 PM »
i left my last job because of a frenchie i worked with.  the dude was not only fucking rude, but super demanding and always out for himself and not the team.  pissed the fuck out of everyone.  it was really hard to not stereotype french people after that.  but i've gotten over it.
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Re: Ever met a French person who wasn't a dick?
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2007, 01:40:16 PM »
I could imagine Fragamemnon speaking french.

Damn it all, I can't make a Civ joke in french. :( 
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Re: Ever met a French person who wasn't a dick?
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2007, 02:12:56 PM »
A guy I know named Guilhem. He's one of the most laid back people I know, too. He moved to the US when he was still in elementary school though.
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Re: Ever met a French person who wasn't a dick?
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2007, 02:16:44 PM »
I've met a few that were nice, I have met more that weren't.  This if French Canadian btw. 

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Re: Ever met a French person who wasn't a dick?
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2007, 05:45:15 PM »
Yes, really cool and laid back.

Mauritians are awesome just becuase they're mixed and speak French.
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Re: Ever met a French person who wasn't a dick?
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2007, 02:41:35 AM »
douche means take a shower! that's fucking awesome.
I thought douche was german for shower?

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Re: Ever met a French person who wasn't a dick?
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2007, 03:00:35 AM »
Never met a French person... but I have met a lot of dicks... dont know what that may mean