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bagofeyes

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I'm watching James Bond on TV
« on: September 14, 2007, 10:27:18 AM »
Not that new one. Die Another Day. So fucking boring.

bagofeyes

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Re: I'm watching James Bond on TV
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2007, 10:30:47 AM »
lol now he's surfing on a big tidal wave

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Re: I'm watching James Bond on TV
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2007, 10:31:40 AM »
ignore these james bond films  >:(
tomorrow never dies, the world is not enough, die another day, casino royale.
watch golden eye and the old james bond films, or allow me to introduce you to jason bourne.
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Re: I'm watching James Bond on TV
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2007, 10:39:49 AM »
ignore these james bond films  >:(
tomorrow never dies, the world is not enough, die another day, casino royale.
watch golden eye and the old james bond films, or allow me to introduce you to jason bourne.



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Re: I'm watching James Bond on TV
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2007, 10:43:29 AM »
goldeneye and, to a lesser extent, tommorrow never dies were awesome. the other 2 are terrible.
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Re: I'm watching James Bond on TV
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2007, 10:46:49 AM »
FUCK Jason Bourne!
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Re: I'm watching James Bond on TV
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2007, 11:15:17 AM »
ignore these james bond films  >:(
tomorrow never dies, the world is not enough, die another day, casino royale.
watch golden eye and the old james bond films, or allow me to introduce you to jason bourne.

wtf. No one ignore Casino Royale. My rankings

1. On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
2. Casino Royale (2006)
3. From Russia With Love (1963)
4. The Living Daylights (1987)
5. Goldfinger (1964)
6. Thunderball (1965)
7. GoldenEye (1995)
8. For Your Eyes Only (1981)
9. The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
10. Licence to Kill (1989)
11. Dr. No (1962)
12. The World is Not Enough (1999)
13. Octopussy (1983)
14. Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
15. Live and Let Die (1973)
16. Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
17. You Only Live Twice (1967)
18. Moonraker (1979)
19. Die Another Day (2002)
20. The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)
21. A View to a Kill (1985)

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bud

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Re: I'm watching James Bond on TV
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2007, 11:21:28 AM »
ignore these james bond films  >:(
tomorrow never dies, the world is not enough, die another day, casino royale.
watch golden eye and the old james bond films, or allow me to introduce you to jason bourne.

wtf. No one ignore Casino Royale. My rankings
12. The World is Not Enough (1999)
14. Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

 :lol
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Re: I'm watching James Bond on TV
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2007, 12:13:28 PM »
ignore these james bond films  >:(
tomorrow never dies, the world is not enough, die another day, casino royale.
watch golden eye and the old james bond films, or allow me to introduce you to jason bourne.

wtf. No one ignore Casino Royale. My rankings
12. The World is Not Enough (1999)
14. Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

 :lol
Eh? WINE is better, but not by much. Basically everything on my list post Dr. No is average to bad.
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bud

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Re: I'm watching James Bond on TV
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2007, 12:41:34 PM »
twine is fucking terrible--not even denise richards could save it. it was one of the few movies where i had to force myself to watch it till the end. i can't believe you think it's better than tnd, ugh.


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Re: I'm watching James Bond on TV
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2007, 12:46:30 PM »
twine is fucking terrible--not even denise richards could save it. it was one of the few movies where i had to force myself to watch it till the end. i can't believe you think it's better than tnd, ugh.



I really don't like both.  :lol I just liked the action in TWINE better. Solo prefers TWINE over TND as well iirc.

Edit: Yep, Solo's rankings:
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20. A View To A Kill
19. Moonraker
18. Die Another Day
17. The Man With The Golden Gun
16. Diamonds Are Forever
15. You Only Live Twice
14. Tomorrow Never Dies
13. Live And Let Die
12. The World Is Not Enough
11. Octapussy
10. Licence To Kill
09. The Spy Who Loved Me
08. Goldeneye
07. For Your Eyes Only
06. The Living Daylights
05. Dr. No
04. Thunderball
03. Goldfinger
02. On Her Majesty's Secret Service
01. From Russia With Love
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bud

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Re: I'm watching James Bond on TV
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2007, 12:54:49 PM »
the action in tnd was much much better, imo. the scenes in the warehouse and the parking garage were fucking awesome.
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Re: I'm watching James Bond on TV
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2007, 01:17:08 PM »
twine is fucking terrible--not even denise richards could save it. it was one of the few movies where i had to force myself to watch it till the end. i can't believe you think it's better than tnd, ugh.



the same thing happened to me when i was watching casino royale.
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Re: I'm watching James Bond on TV
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2007, 03:03:30 PM »
twine is fucking terrible--not even denise richards could save it. it was one of the few movies where i had to force myself to watch it till the end. i can't believe you think it's better than tnd, ugh.



the same thing happened to me when i was watching casino royale.
Thank God that most people disagree with that view.
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Re: I'm watching James Bond on TV
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2007, 03:28:27 PM »
Why the fuck are you two arguing over which shitty movie is marginally better?
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Re: I'm watching James Bond on TV
« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2007, 03:30:03 PM »
The worst two Bonds:

Die Another Day
Octopussy.

It doesn't get any worse than these. Oh, it sure doesn't.
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Re: I'm watching James Bond on TV
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2007, 09:23:53 PM »
I saw it too and couldn't believe:

-How it was even shittier than I remember it
-How AWFUL all the special effects-intensive action scenes look
-How much cheesier it is now after Casino Royale
-How fake the physical action scenes looked with obvious stuntment and women in Brosnan and Berry's places.

Maybe it's just the movie on broadcast TV looking like absolute shit on my HDTV.
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