Author Topic: President Bush, making us Proud, once again. (Read 6719 times)

APF · « **on:** October 03, 2006, 02:45:22 PM »

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Bush's Fart-Joke Legacy
Timothy Noah

Bob Woodward reports in his new book, State of Denial, that President Bush loves to swap fart jokes with Karl Rove. Before a morning senior staff meeting in 2005, Woodward reports, Bush schemed to have Rove sit in a chair that triggered some sort of high-tech whoopee cushion activated by remote control. The prank was postponed in deference to news of the al-Qaida bombings in London. When the gag was carried out two weeks later, the room erupted in riotous laughter while Rove hunted down the culprit.

Perhaps you are puzzled that the president of the United States would embrace so eagerly a genre of humor that the typical male Homo sapiens stops finding irresistible around the age of 12. But Woodward is not the first to report on Bush's fondness for fart jokes, and Bush is not the first member of his family to display this particular affliction.

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MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** October 03, 2006, 02:45:41 PM »

I wish he'd stop making us proud

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** October 03, 2006, 02:49:02 PM »

don't introduce him to THE POOPING OF THE PANTS or he'll NEVER get any work done

wait

maybe that's not such a bad idea

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** October 03, 2006, 02:49:34 PM »

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Bush schemed to have Rove sit in a chair that triggered some sort of high-tech whoopee cushion activated by remote control.

OMG PROOF

Why is this a problem? Doesn't compare to LBJ's "bathroom humor"

I like the idea what we have a president who loves sports and tells fart jokes.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** October 03, 2006, 02:53:25 PM »

Bush 4 President!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:02:42 PM »

Aren't you a republican Willco?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:03:30 PM »

Yep. Never voted for Bush, though.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:06:21 PM »

Who would? Honestly? lolz

I think Willco is one of the OLD REPUBLICANS that believed in Star Wars, Cowboy Movie Actors, and $$$

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:10:00 PM »

I'm not a big fan of Reaganomics either.

I'm a registered Republican because I lean more conservatively on several issues, where I expect personal responsibility in society, but as a result I can be liberal on a lot of issues, since I think that should come with personal freedom.

The real issue is that I would be an Independent, but Maryland wouldn't let you vote in the primaries unless you were a registered jackass or elephant. And the Democrats are an absolutely worthless party that has no ability to help my life, so I decided to choose the party I felt had the best opportunity to make a positive impact for me.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:10:44 PM »

Democrats arent so great lately

Republicans are big jerks

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:11:40 PM »

That's why we should vote a comedian for President lolz man of the year in theatres everywhere lolz

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #11 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:13:44 PM »

Willco is just a cool and humorous Republican. I think all Republicans would be aight if they had a sense of humor, unfortunately most of them are pretty much as dry as Lohans crotch.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:15:50 PM »

Willco is the poorest republican I know who's not Christian

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:22:35 PM »

How am I poor?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:24:05 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 03, 2006, 03:22:35 PM

How am I poor?

lolz can't afford a wedding

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:24:44 PM »

Phoenix Dark cant afford a winning personality, so I suppose that makes things even.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:25:19 PM »

shit:lol

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:26:34 PM »

Why would I want to get married?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:28:01 PM »

so jesus won't get mad when you put your tooter in her sinnin' slot

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #19 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:28:29 PM »

Willco: The Wedding Gifts. You get some AWESOME SHIT if you do it right. You and crystal could run a scam where you get married once a year like a birthday.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #20 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:29:42 PM »

Dude, in Chinese tradition, my family and I have to pay out the butthole for the bride. I'll be in debt!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:30:11 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 03, 2006, 03:26:34 PM

Why would I want to get married?

To get off the down low

APF · « **Reply #22 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:58:25 PM »

What kind of sense of humor should a head of state ideally have? Does your idea change depending on the country/etc?

The article poo-poos the idea that Bush's fart jokes are part of his connection to the common man by saying fart jokes aren't popular in Texas (huh?), or to anyone older than 12 (wha?)--but isn't the appeal of such low-brow and easy humor is its universal-ness? I'm not all about fart jokes, but someone who can't appreciate them has got to have a stick up their ass; farts are legitimately funny.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #23 on:** October 03, 2006, 04:02:42 PM »

Quote from: APF on October 03, 2006, 03:58:25 PM

What kind of sense of humor should a head of state ideally have? Does your idea change depending on the country/etc?
The article poo-poos the idea that Bush's fart jokes are part of his connection to the common man by saying fart jokes aren't popular in Texas (huh?), or to anyone older than 12 (wha?)--but isn't the appeal of such low-brow and easy humor is its universal-ness? I'm not all about fart jokes, but someone who can't appreciate them has got to have a stick up their ass; farts are legitimately funny.

Well I don't care if you're satified by that but he's a pretty incompetent dipshit.

APF · « **Reply #24 on:** October 03, 2006, 04:18:05 PM »

And yet still more successful than you in every arena of life. I guess your only solution is to hold in your farts until you explode.

Catz · « **Reply #25 on:** October 03, 2006, 04:22:42 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 03, 2006, 02:49:34 PM

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Bush schemed to have Rove sit in a chair that triggered some sort of high-tech whoopee cushion activated by remote control.
OMG PROOF
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hahaha

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #26 on:** October 03, 2006, 04:52:38 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 03, 2006, 03:28:01 PM

so jesus won't get mad when you put your tooter in her sinnin' slot

MY KEYBOARD!!!!111 $:-\$

brawndolicious · « **Reply #27 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:39:43 PM »

Quote from: APF on October 03, 2006, 04:18:05 PM

And yet still more successful than you in every arena of life. I guess your only solution is to hold in your farts until you explode.

He hasn't actually accomplished shit in life.

APF · « **Reply #28 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:58:27 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on October 03, 2006, 05:39:43 PM

Quote from: APF on October 03, 2006, 04:18:05 PM
And yet still more successful than you in every arena of life. I guess your only solution is to hold in your farts until you explode.
He hasn't actually accomplished shit in life.

That's factually incorrect and not even funny or acerbic. But you said "shit" so at least that's somewhat on-topic.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #29 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:02:24 PM »

Quote from: APF on October 03, 2006, 05:58:27 PM

That's factually incorrect and not even funny or acerbic. But you said "shit" so at least that's somewhat on-topic.

He's satisfied failing at causes of high moral value, which is what skill-less morons do.

APF · « **Reply #30 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:24:43 PM »

Make more sense or I'll just move on.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #31 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:30:45 PM »

Quote from: APF on October 03, 2006, 06:24:43 PM

Make more sense or I'll just move on.

He can't survive by himself. He needs mommy & daddy.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #32 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:31:23 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on October 03, 2006, 06:30:45 PM

He can't survive by himself. He needs mommy & daddy.

Same can be said for you. Oh well.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #33 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:33:11 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 03, 2006, 06:31:23 PM

Same can be said for you. Oh well.

Yes but I don't expect somebody running for president being that dependant.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #34 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:34:11 PM »

Erm, he's done running. He's won over the masses TWICE.

$:-\$

brawndolicious · « **Reply #35 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:35:42 PM »

Yeah and Marie Antoinette loved cake. That makes no sense.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #36 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:37:16 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on October 03, 2006, 06:35:42 PM

Yeah and Marie Antoinette loved cake. That makes no sense.

Actually, she was fine with letting her people eat moldy bread. BECAUSE SHE WAS A STOOPID WHORE.

There we go.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:37:56 PM »

Kirsten Dunst is not a whore!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #38 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:39:08 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 03, 2006, 06:37:56 PM

Kirsten Dunst is not a whore!

How do you think she got the snaggletooth?

(It still hurts when I pee $:-\$ )

APF · « **Reply #39 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:42:48 PM »

As Shake points out, he got the Presidency the second time, and explicitly w/o his parents' help. So your point misses again.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #40 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:43:49 PM »

Quote from: APF on October 03, 2006, 06:42:48 PM

As Shake points out, he got the Presidency the second time, and explicitly w/o his parents' help. So your point misses again.

I do that sometimes.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #41 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:46:56 PM »

Quote from: APF on October 03, 2006, 06:42:48 PM

As Shake points out, he got the Presidency the second time, and explicitly w/o his parents' help. So your point misses again.

His parents gave him money to live and have a roof over his head. I didn't say how likable he is. Your religious views seem to help your votes a lot.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #42 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:47:39 PM »

Eating cake helps me sleep at night, until my socks become dry again. :'(

APF · « **Reply #43 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:49:17 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on October 03, 2006, 06:46:56 PM

Quote from: APF on October 03, 2006, 06:42:48 PM
As Shake points out, he got the Presidency the second time, and explicitly w/o his parents' help. So your point misses again.
His parents gave him money to live and have a roof over his head. I didn't say how likable he is. Your religious views seem to help your votes a lot.

Actually at that point the American people gave him the money to live and the roof over his head.

How are you arguing he isn't successful? Protip: you aren't.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #44 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:53:11 PM »

Quote from: APF on October 03, 2006, 06:49:17 PM

Actually at that point the American people gave him the money to live and the roof over his head.
How are you arguing he isn't successful? Protip: you aren't.

You wanted to know how he won the second time, I explained that. This came from you not liking people disagreeing with his sense of humor (much less morals, logic, and hindsight) so why would you expect this to make sense?

APF · « **Reply #45 on:** October 03, 2006, 08:45:19 PM »

You're back to making no sense. Can't get fooled again.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #46 on:** October 03, 2006, 08:48:36 PM »

Quote from: APF on October 03, 2006, 08:45:19 PM

You're back to making no sense. Can't get fooled again.

You're a sheep. You have fur, right?

APF · « **Reply #47 on:** October 03, 2006, 09:05:26 PM »

Sheep have fur?

[edit: guess wool is fur, meh]

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Author Topic: President Bush, making us Proud, once again. (Read 6719 times)