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Smooth Groove

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Claim Jumper gave me a coma last night
« on: September 16, 2007, 01:35:56 PM »
Have any of you guys eaten there before?  Stay away if you don't want increase your BMI by 5.  The portions are ridiculous.  I can barely walk whenever I leave that place after a meal. I had a french onion soup, 24oz prime rib, potato cakes and shared a cream cheese pie with a friend.  I don't even want to think about the amount of calories. 

bud

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Re: Claim Jumper gave me a coma last night
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2007, 01:38:18 PM »
i never had cheese cake. is it good?
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Smooth Groove

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Re: Claim Jumper gave me a coma last night
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2007, 01:39:59 PM »
i never had cheese cake. is it good?

At CJ's?  Or just never had cheese cake ever?  I had a cream cheese pie yesterday, not a cake.  It was pretty good but not quite as good as Cheesecake Factory. 

MrAngryFace

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Re: Claim Jumper gave me a coma last night
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2007, 01:48:39 PM »
I had a SALAD there and felt like I ate a fucking chocolate cake the next day
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drozmight

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Re: Claim Jumper gave me a coma last night
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2007, 02:03:37 PM »
I've eaten there...


holy shit it's disgusting.
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Smooth Groove

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Re: Claim Jumper gave me a coma last night
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2007, 02:05:12 PM »
MAF, I think I had 3 times your daily caloric budget from last night's meal.  I slept great though.  I literally passed out once I got home.

drozmight

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Re: Claim Jumper gave me a coma last night
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2007, 02:10:48 PM »
Did they change their restaurant?

http://www.claimjumper.com/hypertext/home.htm

Last time I was there, it was all old bearded guys and prairie women.
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Smooth Groove

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Re: Claim Jumper gave me a coma last night
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2007, 02:24:21 PM »
Did they change their restaurant?

http://www.claimjumper.com/hypertext/home.htm

Last time I was there, it was all old bearded guys and prairie women.


Where's yours located?  In my area, it's mostly popular with families or large groups of young people.  I think one reason why the portions are so large because they expect people to share.  The appetizer combo must be made for at least 6 people. 

bagofeyes

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Re: Claim Jumper gave me a coma last night
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2007, 02:48:44 PM »
I got the country fried steak, huge patties, two of them.

I ate it all. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

are you obese?


Smooth Groove

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Re: Claim Jumper gave me a coma last night
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2007, 03:24:24 PM »
You're from WA too, Droz?  Why're there so many EBers from WA? 

I'm from CA so you'll have to ask someone else if that CJ has changed.  I've only been to Seattle and Spokane.  It's nice that I can drive up there on the 5.  I'll probably do that when I have residency interviews. 

bagofeyes

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Re: Claim Jumper gave me a coma last night
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2007, 03:27:43 PM »
get some more of those steaks into you

drozmight

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Re: Claim Jumper gave me a coma last night
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2007, 03:52:46 PM »
Did somebody say steak?!

[insert pic of the huge bitch from Deuce Bigalow]
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Oblivion

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Re: Claim Jumper gave me a coma last night
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2007, 05:28:55 PM »
Well, I need to increase my BMI quite a bit anyway, so it's cool for me. :P

But they're too expensive, sadly.  :'(

CrystalGemini

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Re: Claim Jumper gave me a coma last night
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2007, 06:53:30 PM »
You guys are little pussies.   :lol
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