Author Topic: Halloween Color Theme - or Wheat Harvest??? (Read 11335 times)

Please don't! Some of the most successful forums on the Internet don't have sigs. VelvetRope, for example.

Corny, I only changed the font color for that one post. Please afford me the benefit of the doubt once in awhile.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:01:19 PM »

I'd suggest he just gets a quart of laudanum and dies tripping the light fantastic.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #9 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:01:33 PM »

Wow Melissa, you look real good with the black hair (if that is you) but this isn't about Melissa its about the Fall Harvest

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:01:50 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 03, 2006, 02:59:52 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 03, 2006, 02:58:57 PM
Whoever it is is hot.

Get a girlfriend and some perspective

Get a life and some dignity

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:02:47 PM »

Quote from: Melissa on October 03, 2006, 03:01:04 PM

Quote from: Willco on October 03, 2006, 02:58:03 PM
I'll fix ... sigs when I get home.
Please don't! Some of the most successful forums on the Internet don't have sigs.

No, I meant fix sigs as in not allowing them. Currently, sigs are allowed to have ONE LETTER. Although, that's kind of funny.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:03:22 PM »

Its not funny!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:03:47 PM »

YES IT IS.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:04:20 PM »

7 ate 9

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #15 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:04:45 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 03, 2006, 03:01:50 PM

Get a life and some dignity

Please don't lecture me about dignity as you drool over some zeros and ones

Melissa · « **Reply #16 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:04:56 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 03, 2006, 03:02:47 PM

No, I meant fix sigs as in not allowing them. Currently, sigs are allowed to have ONE LETTER. Although, that's kind of funny.

hahahahahahahahahaha That is classic! KEEP IT!

"Express yourselves...within these guidelines!"

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #17 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:05:05 PM »

MY SIG REPRESENTS A FOUR LETTER WORD WILLCO!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:05:31 PM »

No sigs -- EVER. I know I'm swerving into the hillbilly hatefuck country of Saint Cornelius here, but I really don't wanna see any additional snippets of contrived and ultimately distinguished mentally-challenged forum "personality". I don't want to read "hilarious" quotes from Curb Your Enthusiasm or your stupid web friends in endless repetition, nor do I wanna know how much you like fucking Bleach, what the CPU in your computer is, why you think Donna from That 70s Show is your pretend girlfriend, why the 'Skins RULE DUDE, the URL of your shitty journal, ANY SNOW PATROL LYRICS WHATSOEVER, or what the WWF meme of the week is. FUCK YOU FUCKS AND YOUR FUCKING MANUFACTURED PERSONAS.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:06:54 PM »

The 'Skins DO rule, dude.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:07:17 PM »

FUCK YOU

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #21 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:07:50 PM »

You mean I won't have the pleasure of jack'n it to Mupepe posts?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #22 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:08:28 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 03, 2006, 03:05:31 PM

No sigs -- EVER. I know I'm swerving into the hillbilly hatefuck country of Saint Cornelius here, but I really don't wanna see any additional snippets of contrived and ultimately distinguished mentally-challenged forum "personality".

I've been called many things but this is the first time I've been called a hillbilly. I can see the fucking ocean from my campus :'(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #23 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:09:09 PM »

It's not the location, dude; it's the "I wanna hear you squeal like a pig" approach to forum interaction.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #24 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:09:29 PM »

Jack'in it, checking sports scores, no difference.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:10:53 PM »

I think we should settle this in an orgy of manflesh.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #26 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:11:19 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 03, 2006, 03:09:09 PM

It's not the location, dude; it's the "I wanna hear you squeal like a pig" approach to forum interaction.

That's only for the attention whores, douchebags, knuckledraggers and dumbshits. Everyone else gets nothing but luv luv - creamy luv luv

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #27 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:11:47 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 03, 2006, 03:10:53 PM

I think we should settle this in an orgy of manflesh.

I'll catch you guys later!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:14:18 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 03, 2006, 03:04:45 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 03, 2006, 03:01:50 PM
Get a life and some dignity

Please don't lecture me about dignity as you drool over some zeros and ones

Impressive, you just made another dumbass joke.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #29 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:15:33 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 03, 2006, 03:14:18 PM

Impressive, you just made another dumbass joke.

I wasn't joking though, dode.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 03, 2006, 02:58:57 PM

Whoever it is is hot.

Give me a fucking break.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:23:11 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 03, 2006, 03:15:33 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 03, 2006, 03:14:18 PM
Impressive, you just made another dumbass joke.

I wasn't joking though, dode.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 03, 2006, 02:58:57 PM
Whoever it is is hot.

Give me a fucking break.

Welcome to the internet. Enjoy your stay

Vizzys · « **Reply #31 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:32:30 PM »

Keep the one letter sigs.

Melissa · « **Reply #32 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:36:33 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 03, 2006, 03:15:33 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 03, 2006, 02:58:57 PM
Whoever it is is hot.

Give me a fucking break.

Poor Corny hates when people have something good to say about me.

The Saint Cornelius Truth is, I'm just a worthless whore looking for attention on the Internet because I can't get any in my day-to-day life. I'm useless and boring. He also tells me on OA to go find another forum to post on, then he comes to other forums and spouts the same drivel to me. It's an odd scene, to say the least.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #33 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:38:25 PM »

JEALOUSY?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #34 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:38:59 PM »

Heeeeeeeeeeeey Jealousy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Gin Blossoms lol

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:41:02 PM »

Quote from: Melissa on October 03, 2006, 03:36:33 PM

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 03, 2006, 03:15:33 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 03, 2006, 02:58:57 PM
Whoever it is is hot.

Give me a fucking break.
Poor Corny hates when people have something good to say about me.

The Saint Cornelius Truth is, I'm just a worthless whore looking for attention on the Internet because I can't get any in my day-to-day life. I'm useless and boring. He also tells me on OA to go find another forum to post on, then he comes to other forums and spouts the same drivel to me. It's an odd scene, to say the least.

So that is you in the pic? I love black hair

lolz Cornhole owned again. Stop being such a jealous manwhore, you silly bitch

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #36 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:41:47 PM »

I will prevent this trainwreck...

... she's got a boyfriend, dude.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #37 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:42:31 PM »

No, Melissa, what he'sa saying is that so very, very much of what you write revolves around YOU -- and while you aren't dumb, you also aren't as interesting as just about everything else we could potentially talk about, like why the PSP is better than the DS or why Okami rocks or why Serenity is the greatest movie ever put to film.

And I think that's what's kinda sad.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:43:30 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 03, 2006, 03:41:47 PM

I will prevent this trainwreck...

... she's got a boyfriend, dude.

Do you think I'm hitting on her? God, I know she's taken fatass.

I like giving out compliments tha's all

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #39 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:43:39 PM »

Quit playing with Whedon's junk, faglet.

Quote from: Lonely in Michigan

Do you think I'm hitting on her?

Yes.

Quote

God, I know she's taken fatass.

Hey, a fat joke. I guess that's all you've got when you've got nobody!

Quote

I like giving out compliments tha's all

Dude, your fucking creepy. Melissa doesn't want to end up in one of your body part jars conveniently located in grandma's basement.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #40 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:45:03 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 03, 2006, 03:43:39 PM

Quit playing with Whedon's junk, faglet.

You talkin to me?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #41 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:45:55 PM »

No, I responded to you above. Drinky is a faglet. You're a full blown fagmaster.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #42 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:47:02 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 03, 2006, 03:45:55 PM

No, I responded to you above. Drinky is a faglet. You're a full blown fagmaster.

Which means I'm above Drinky on the cigarillo chain of command? Awesome.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #43 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:47:14 PM »

Quote from: Melissa on October 03, 2006, 03:36:33 PM

The Saint Cornelius Truth is, I'm just a worthless whore looking for attention on the Internet because I can't get any in my day-to-day life. I'm useless and boring. He also tells me on OA to go find another forum to post on, then he comes to other forums and spouts the same drivel to me. It's an odd scene, to say the least.

Gee guys isn't this Saint Cornelius guy weird? I mean he makes fun of me for shilling Gamelife at every opprotunity, thinks I use my gender to further my dealings with just about anyone AND he didn't even get that upset when I mentioned his old herpes infected friend to get a rise out of him!

But enough about Cornhole, let's talk about me. Did I tell you about how me and my boyfriend went to Dee and Bees (our term!) last night and omg I got SO drunk. Then we went to Game Dude and I saw Teddman! Teddman tried to fondle me, so Jim did a little sad dance around us to cast a Circle of Protection 10". Then we went home and watched Nutbag.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #44 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:48:31 PM »

You should do impressions for SNL lolz am i rite?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** October 03, 2006, 03:49:07 PM »

So it can suck even more?

Catz · « **Reply #46 on:** October 03, 2006, 04:04:19 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 03, 2006, 03:05:31 PM

No sigs -- EVER. I know I'm swerving into the hillbilly hatefuck country of Saint Cornelius here, but I really don't wanna see any additional snippets of contrived and ultimately distinguished mentally-challenged forum "personality". I don't want to read "hilarious" quotes from Curb Your Enthusiasm or your stupid web friends in endless repetition, nor do I wanna know how much you like fucking Bleach, what the CPU in your computer is, why you think Donna from That 70s Show is your pretend girlfriend, why the 'Skins RULE DUDE, the URL of your shitty journal, ANY SNOW PATROL LYRICS WHATSOEVER, or what the WWF meme of the week is. FUCK YOU FUCKS AND YOUR FUCKING MANUFACTURED PERSONAS.

What about PUPPIES!@!!?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #47 on:** October 03, 2006, 04:07:17 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 03, 2006, 03:48:31 PM

You should do impressions for SNL lolz am i rite?

Yeah, maybe! I have a couple of ideas, tell me what you think

The first one is about this insufferable prick who recently landed his first girlfriend. The joke is, he'll ask anyone within earshot what he should do when he meets their parents! It's not very funny but it's very uncomfortable

The second one is about this virgin who probably could get some ass if he ventured away from the keyboard for a little while, but instead he lurks online and hits on anything with a female avatar. Unfortunately for him, his new target, "Melinda", is actually Horatio Sanz.

Melissa · « **Reply #48 on:** October 03, 2006, 04:10:26 PM »

Poor Corny! So mad at the world!

Vizzys · « **Reply #49 on:** October 03, 2006, 04:12:42 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 03, 2006, 03:05:31 PM

No sigs -- EVER. I know I'm swerving into the hillbilly hatefuck country of Saint Cornelius here, but I really don't wanna see any additional snippets of contrived and ultimately distinguished mentally-challenged forum "personality". I don't want to read "hilarious" quotes from Curb Your Enthusiasm or your stupid web friends in endless repetition, nor do I wanna know how much you like fucking Bleach, what the CPU in your computer is, why you think Donna from That 70s Show is your pretend girlfriend, why the 'Skins RULE DUDE, the URL of your shitty journal, ANY SNOW PATROL LYRICS WHATSOEVER, or what the WWF meme of the week is. FUCK YOU FUCKS AND YOUR FUCKING MANUFACTURED PERSONAS.

Did I mention how much I love that show Bleach?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #50 on:** October 03, 2006, 04:13:13 PM »

Quote from: Melissa on October 03, 2006, 04:10:26 PM

Poor Corny! So mad at the world!

You really don't have anything to say if it's not about you or Gamelife, eh?

APF · « **Reply #51 on:** October 03, 2006, 04:15:42 PM »

Melissa: could you please turn up the contrast on your avatar? It's not blindlingly-featureless enough.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #52 on:** October 03, 2006, 04:16:27 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 03, 2006, 03:48:31 PM

The first one is about this insufferable prick who recently landed his first girlfriend. The joke is, he'll ask anyone within earshot what he should do when he meets their parents! It's not very funny but it's very uncomfortable

Whew, I thought you meant me until this part. That would've just been borderline mean!

Vizzys · « **Reply #53 on:** October 03, 2006, 04:16:45 PM »

Quote from: APF on October 03, 2006, 04:15:42 PM

Melissa: could you please turn up the contrast on your avatar? It's not blindlingly-featureless enough.

She has internetz disease.

Catz · « **Reply #54 on:** October 03, 2006, 04:16:50 PM »

Quote from: APF on October 03, 2006, 04:15:42 PM

Melissa: could you please turn up the contrast on your avatar? It's not blindlingly-featureless enough.

It's also upside-down... or is that just me?

Bacon · « **Reply #55 on:** October 03, 2006, 04:17:39 PM »

Sounds like your computer is infected, Catz.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #56 on:** October 03, 2006, 04:19:23 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 03, 2006, 04:16:27 PM

Whew, I thought you meant me until this part. That would've just been borderline mean!

lolz, stop fronting

the girl you chatted with in Canada does not count

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #57 on:** October 03, 2006, 04:20:51 PM »

Huh? The only person I chat with from Canada is cloudwalking! HOW DARE YOU.

And quit acting like you don't love following all my lovable adventures. You're usually the first one to click all my new topics!

Catz · « **Reply #58 on:** October 03, 2006, 04:21:34 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on October 03, 2006, 04:17:39 PM

Sounds like your computer is infected, Catz.

SHIT. Must of caught it from the STD thread.

Mondain · « **Reply #59 on:** October 03, 2006, 04:26:14 PM »

oh good God, Cornelius' replies never fail to amuse

I originally wanted to basically let this forum away and avoid posting for a long while to play all the new PS2 RPGs instead of writing in the Internet on more than one board, but his zingers make time spent here very worthwhile

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Author Topic: Halloween Color Theme - or Wheat Harvest??? (Read 11335 times)