"Why does everyone hate Alien: Resurrection"

[Van Cruncheon]

My wife has a question I can't answer -- why does everyone hate Alien: Resurrection?

Disallowed answers:
 -- Wynona Ryder sucks (duh, but her role is relatively minor)
 -- Joss Whedon sucks and he also hates it
 -- lolz I wanted Aliens 2: Starship Troopers Giger Edition
 -- Willco made out with a man in the theatre while it was showing

ANSWERS NOW feggits NOW NOW

[whiteACID]

I fucking spit on you

[brawndolicious]

That's the one with Danny Glover?

[Mupepe]

I've only seen it once, when it came out in theaters and I thought it was decent.  I was really young though.

[Van Cruncheon]

No, it's the one with Ron Perlman, Brad Dourif, and the gravelly-voiced badguy from The Crow.

[brawndolicious]

No, it's the one with Ron Perlman, Brad Dourif, and the gravelly-voiced badguy from The Crow.

I don't think I ever saw a rerun.  Don't most hate the David Fincher one?

[MrAngryFace]

iirc joss hates it because everything he did for it was butchered to hell.

I like the movie well enough. I like it better than 3, thats for goddamned sure. I mean for one there's women in the movie. I dont wanna see sweaty bald men in prison being chased around but an alien that I can fucking BET has better hygine.

[Prost]

Alien Vs Predator was cool though!  I remember seeing ressurection and thinking it was cool, but I forgot what happened in the movie.. ;(

[MrAngryFace]

Alien vs Predator was the best Buddy Cop movie of this decade.

[Flannel Boy]

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[brawndolicious]

Danny Glover?

That was Predator 2.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

My wife has a question I can't answer -- why does everyone hate Alien: Resurrection?

Disallowed answers:
 -- Wynona Ryder sucks (duh, but her role is relatively minor)
 -- Joss Whedon sucks and he also hates it
 -- lolz I wanted Aliens 2: Starship Troopers Giger Edition
 -- Willco made out with a man in the theatre while it was showing

ANSWERS NOW feggits NOW NOW

Willco made out with two men at the theatre. And only one of them was Bacon. :'(

[The Fake Shemp]

The other one was Howie Long.

[Flannel Boy]

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[The Fake Shemp]

AND IT IS TRUE ABOUT WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT GUYS WITH BIG FEET...

... sorry, Bacon