Author Topic: Free chicken! And coke! [UPDATE] TANSTAAFL (Read 3397 times)

Howard Alan Treesong · « **on:** September 17, 2007, 08:26:25 PM »

Here's a little something for the filthy poors who hang out at Evilbore, dreaming that they too one day might own a laptop for every room in the house.

http://www.freechickenandcoke.com/

Kyle · « **Reply #1 on:** September 17, 2007, 08:30:59 PM »

i have 10 PCs in my house..
4 laptops, 6 desktops

spoiler (click to show/hide)

filthy poors

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Yeti · « **Reply #2 on:** September 17, 2007, 08:33:01 PM »

I looooooooove chik-fil-a. omg thank you

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** September 17, 2007, 08:38:42 PM »

Sounds like a scam. Chicken sammich in a UPS box? No thanks Patel

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #4 on:** September 17, 2007, 08:40:44 PM »

I don't like your attitude, Maurice!

This is my impression of PD: "Some people say you need a brand like Sony or Seinhausser for quality audio I find that two cans of Campbell's Reduced Sodium Chicken Noodle soup and a pair of worn shoelaces do me just fine. Don't forget to eat the soup!"

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** September 17, 2007, 08:41:12 PM »

There are no Chick-Fil-As here. FAIL.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** September 17, 2007, 08:43:20 PM »

Same here. I've never heard of this fast food franchise. What's next, a free bible from Amway-Angel ministries

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** September 17, 2007, 08:44:49 PM »

How does one pronounce "Chick-Fil-A"?

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** September 17, 2007, 08:51:11 PM »

Yes, PD. You would like this establishment. They close on Sundays for prayin'.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #9 on:** September 17, 2007, 08:54:04 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on September 17, 2007, 08:43:47 PM

Christianity and shitty chicken are two things I can't abide. Chick-Fil-A has both.

What about Christianity and a mouth-watering Double-Double (animal style), Flying Dutchman, well-done fries and a Neapolitan shake?

I find myself distressingly able to abide that combination.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #10 on:** September 17, 2007, 08:55:17 PM »

I want some fucking chicken and coke

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #11 on:** September 17, 2007, 08:56:15 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 17, 2007, 08:44:49 PM

How does one pronounce "Chick-Fil-A"?

/tʃɪkfɪ'leɪ/

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #12 on:** September 17, 2007, 09:00:26 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on September 17, 2007, 08:58:11 PM

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on September 17, 2007, 08:54:04 PM
Quote from: Billy Rygar on September 17, 2007, 08:43:47 PM
Christianity and shitty chicken are two things I can't abide. Chick-Fil-A has both.

What about Christianity and a mouth-watering Double-Double (animal style), Flying Dutchman, well-done fries and a Neapolitan shake?

I find myself distressingly able to abide that combination.
I could handle my religion served with In-n-Out.

You ARE aware that In-n-Out is run by fundie nutjobs as well, yes?

Also, I wasn't aware that Chik-fil-A supports Focus on the Family. $:-\$ I can handle personal nutjobbery, but Truett Cathy's apparently one of the largest supporters/sponsors of religious/political groups. Ugh.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** September 17, 2007, 09:00:38 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on September 17, 2007, 08:51:11 PM

Yes, PD. You would like this establishment. They close on Sundays for prayin'.

It's really a religious burger joint? Rise Peter, slay and eat!

The Mary Lamb Chops sound especially tasty

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** September 17, 2007, 09:01:50 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 17, 2007, 08:43:20 PM

Same here. I've never heard of this fast food franchise. What's next, a free bible from Amway-Angel ministries

You haven't been out much then. I've come across several.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** September 17, 2007, 09:04:06 PM »

In Michigan? I doubt it; aren't you from the hated Ohio republic?

btw answer my PM

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #16 on:** September 17, 2007, 09:14:01 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on September 17, 2007, 09:10:48 PM

Holy shit I never knew about the bible passages on their packaging.

yeah, if you want to get into OVERT

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #17 on:** September 17, 2007, 09:17:42 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on September 17, 2007, 08:41:12 PM

There are no Chick-Fil-As here. FAIL.

Yea.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #18 on:** September 17, 2007, 09:18:17 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on September 17, 2007, 09:17:25 PM

I got the christ-died-for-your-sins-so-don't-work-on-sundays-you=filthy-sinner at Chick-Fil-A, which was infinitely more annoying than discrete witness, or whatever the fuck that is called.

all I've ever gotten at chik-fil-a is delicious, delicious chicken

brawndolicious · « **Reply #19 on:** September 17, 2007, 09:20:58 PM »

^lol what did they say?

I think I saw one on the way to oregon.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** September 17, 2007, 09:23:29 PM »

Before we fall too far into Dixie Chicks territory... $:-\$

Do they really put verses on their wrappers? I've never encountered that damnn. I don't care if they support some Christian organization but it's definitely strange to have bible stuff on the food. Dominos is owned by a very religious dude but he keeps that separate from the business. Alas I fail to see the spiritual need or worth of a "christian" chicken place. But I guess it keeps the jews out

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #21 on:** September 17, 2007, 09:28:21 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on September 17, 2007, 09:25:03 PM

I would rather have In n Out put scripture on their wrappers than chick fil a donating to focus on the family.

Amen to that. The In-n-Out stuff is a bit spooky but mostly harmless, like the Masonic symbols on our money. Donating to Focus on the Family...ugh. That means when I eat delicious Chikin Minis, I am also helping to criminalize abortion.

$:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** September 17, 2007, 09:33:02 PM »

I'd take the opposite position. Scripture on wrapping is far more overt and I could understand why people would be offended. As a business chick fil has the right to donate to whomever they please. I personally don't care who they donate to as long as it's done legally. As I said we're getting into Dixie Chicks territory, IE not supporting someone solely because of their political or idealogical opinions. Which is pretty dumb to me.

Now, most likely the argument will become "well Focus on the Family actively attempts to change the law and effect how I live my life". I've never liked that train of thought

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #23 on:** September 17, 2007, 09:37:03 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 17, 2007, 09:33:02 PM

Now, most likely the argument will become "well Focus on the Family actively attempts to change the law and effect how I live my life". I've never liked that train of thought

I dunno, that train of thought works great for me!

Also, In-n-Out doesn't publish "scripture" so much as puts "John 3:16" on the inside-bottom of the cup or seam of the fries container. You have to know to pick it up and look for it to even find it.

I just realized: by taking advantage of this offer, I am REDUCING how much Chik-fil-A can donate to Focus on the Family! This is awesome.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #24 on:** September 17, 2007, 09:43:39 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 17, 2007, 09:33:02 PM

I'd take the opposite position. Scripture on wrapping is far more overt and I could understand why people would be offended. As a business chick fil has the right to donate to whomever they please. I personally don't care who they donate to as long as it's done legally. As I said we're getting into Dixie Chicks territory, IE not supporting someone solely because of their political or idealogical opinions. Which is pretty dumb to me.
Now, most likely the argument will become "well Focus on the Family actively attempts to change the law and effect how I live my life". I've never liked that train of thought

one writes religious text onto a wrapper for you to be able to read for yourself and to be convinced to change your mind and the other donates to an organization that tries to criminalize beliefs different then theirs.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** September 17, 2007, 09:48:03 PM »

Sorry, I don't base my capitalistic decisions on the minute funding practices of corporations. Would you stop eating at Wendy's if they made small donations to Focus on the Family? If the food is good, I'll eat it. If the music is good, I'll listen to it.

bluemax · « **Reply #26 on:** September 17, 2007, 09:52:28 PM »

Chik Fil A online stuff has done me no wrong. I got a stuffed cow during the Peach Bowl a few years ago from them.

I'm signing up even though there isn't a Chik Fil A in the ghetto that I know of. And yet we have every other fried chicken place known to man.

11 miles to the nearest Chik Fil A. Redondo Beach :/

brawndolicious · « **Reply #27 on:** September 17, 2007, 10:29:01 PM »

yeah, I go to in-n-out (although they're rare) but I don't go to "standard" fast food restaurants. 95% of the time I do eat out it's at a privately owned place. I don't have any problem with in-n-out's scripture (never even noticed it before) but if you donate to focus on the family I will never eat at your restaurant.

Candyflip · « **Reply #28 on:** September 17, 2007, 10:31:08 PM »

In N Out also has a secret menu though, so it's all good.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #29 on:** September 18, 2007, 08:14:14 AM »

I love Chick-Fil-A's.

tiesto · « **Reply #30 on:** September 18, 2007, 08:51:43 AM »

Whoa, there's a Chick-Fil-A at NYU... that's the closest one to me, I thought they were only a South thing and I'd have to go to Virginia to find the nearest one. A whole shitload of them in Jersey too.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #31 on:** September 19, 2007, 03:11:56 AM »

TANSTAAFL? Seriously!?!?! *squee*

bluemax · « **Reply #32 on:** September 19, 2007, 03:31:06 AM »

Quote from: Candyflip on September 17, 2007, 10:31:08 PM

In N Out also has a secret menu though, so it's all good.

Double Double Animal Style mmmm.

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Author Topic: Free chicken! And coke! [UPDATE] TANSTAAFL (Read 3397 times)