I'm a bigger UNIX nerd than all of you combined (it was my job from '94 to '01), and I occasionally do work for this forum when I feel like getting off my ass. If shit gets dire, I'll step in; otherwise, it's Company of Heroes and TV on DVD for my evening, feggits!
Melissa, how about you suppress your desire to talk about yourself or this forum's technical management and contribute your menstruation-fueled observational humor to one of our many threads? I suggest the one where am nintenho offers some terse, incoherent response loaded with uncomfortable innuendo. Wait, that's all of them.