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Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« on: August 01, 2006, 01:03:13 PM »
Chad Kroeger is so awesome. Each Nickelback album is a great deal -- unlike a trance album, where you get one song and maybe five remixes of it, each Nickelback album features one song and like twelve remixes of it. What a fuckin' awesome deal!
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2006, 01:05:01 PM »
We need a barf smiley.
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2006, 01:09:09 PM »
How can you hate Nickelback? They did that Spider-Man song! You don't hate SPIDER-MAN, do you? Do you?

Seriously, how Nickelback fans tell the difference between their favorite band's songs is a skill I can't begin to fathom. I hear some droning guitars and mumbling and immediately I think of Nickelback. Unless it's acoustic, and then I think of Cat Stevens.
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2006, 01:11:14 PM »
What *is* a "nickelback", anyhow?

I bet morphix likes Nickelback.
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2006, 01:13:55 PM »
Nickelback
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2006, 01:19:52 PM »
Even Yellow Card is more awesome than Nickleback
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2006, 01:33:40 PM »
Ecrofirt, that's the greatest smiley ever.
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2006, 01:34:55 PM »
Yeah, that's going to be an official Evilbore emoticon.

I whole heartedly endorse Chad Kroeger.  Hero is quite possibly the greatest song ever written by a demi-god.
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2006, 01:35:46 PM »
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

EVERYTIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

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« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2006, 01:36:22 PM »


stop being a sourpuss, demi :sun :sun
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2006, 01:40:29 PM »
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2006, 01:58:52 PM »
Glittermaker is my new homepage.
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2006, 02:00:50 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2006, 02:38:27 PM »
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2006, 02:47:48 PM »
Chad Kroeger is so awesome. Each Nickelback album is a great deal -- unlike a trance album, where you get one song and maybe five remixes of it, each Nickelback album features one song and like twelve remixes of it. What a fuckin' awesome deal!


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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2006, 02:49:10 PM »
Chad Kroeger is so awesome. Each Nickelback album is a great deal -- unlike a trance album, where you get one song and maybe five remixes of it, each Nickelback album features one song and like twelve remixes of it. What a fuckin' awesome deal!

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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2006, 02:52:07 PM »
Chad Kroeger is so awesome. Each Nickelback album is a great deal -- unlike a trance album, where you get one song and maybe five remixes of it, each Nickelback album features one song and like twelve remixes of it. What a fuckin' awesome deal!

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And be saying LOL.
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2006, 08:55:04 PM »
They have some good songs - screw the haters. Hero is a great song. How You Remind Me is classic as well.

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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #23 on: February 24, 2012, 03:48:53 PM »
I've considered starting a new topic.
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2012, 03:51:12 PM »
:lol

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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #25 on: February 24, 2012, 03:51:27 PM »
They have some good songs - screw the haters. Hero is a great song. How You Remind Me is classic as well.

I laughed.
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #26 on: February 24, 2012, 03:54:57 PM »
its CLASSIC
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #27 on: February 24, 2012, 07:18:49 PM »
How You Remind Me is amazing, it's a perfect pop rock song.
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #28 on: February 24, 2012, 07:42:37 PM »
Evilbore circa 2006 was wilde homo, all Nickleback and glitter.  :hump
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #29 on: February 24, 2012, 08:19:02 PM »
I've learned bartenders really love it when you play tons of nickelback on the jukebox
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #30 on: February 24, 2012, 09:56:15 PM »
I have never knowingly heard a Nickelback song. And I don't even own a TV
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #31 on: February 25, 2012, 12:18:59 AM »
still missing the barf smiley!
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #32 on: February 25, 2012, 12:21:37 AM »
Shameful shit this thread smh
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« Reply #33 on: February 25, 2012, 12:26:08 AM »
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #34 on: February 25, 2012, 12:51:21 AM »
Shameful shit this thread smh

THIS IS cLASSIC boRE WTFFFF
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #35 on: February 25, 2012, 01:31:58 AM »
Shameful shit this thread smh

THIS IS cLASSIC boRE WTFFFF
...yeah didn't a bunch of people here inexplicably have a Rob Thomas/Matchbox 20 fixation going for a while?
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #36 on: February 25, 2012, 02:15:36 AM »
Now it's taco bell!
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #37 on: February 25, 2012, 04:38:02 AM »
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #38 on: February 25, 2012, 09:05:44 AM »
6 years since eveilbore started. What have I done with my life.  :-\

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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #39 on: February 25, 2012, 11:03:54 AM »
6 years since eveilbore started. What have I done with my life.  :-\

In order:  RON PAUL, redheaded girl, magic the gathering.
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #40 on: February 25, 2012, 01:15:19 PM »
I regret Magic the gathering.

Also, that comment hits a little to close to home.  :-\

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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #41 on: February 25, 2012, 01:27:52 PM »
FOC, you still got them Magic cards?
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #42 on: February 25, 2012, 01:30:37 PM »
FOC, you still got them Magic cards?

Nah. I had started to invest heavily into legacy beginning of the summer. Had lots of duals, FoWs, Wastelands, Jaces, fetches etc... Then I just kind hit a wall in my life and sold everything for a few grand.

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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #43 on: February 25, 2012, 02:45:20 PM »
Do MtG cards have like anti-counterfeiting mechanisms? How does that work?
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #44 on: February 25, 2012, 03:07:00 PM »
Nah, but it's hard to counterfeit just right. All of the counterfeits I've seen weren't quite right.
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #45 on: February 25, 2012, 07:10:26 PM »
Someone post the video of their two songs that sound identical when you play them at the same speed
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #46 on: February 25, 2012, 07:50:05 PM »


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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #47 on: February 25, 2012, 10:57:24 PM »
No lie, that Nickelback mashup cleared my right ear canal. Feeling a bit masochistic I listened to it 3 times straight and my right ear started to pop.
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #48 on: February 25, 2012, 11:26:19 PM »
oh, so that's what nickelback is, lulz

I always vaguely imagine that people who listen to stuff like that feel subconsciously threatened by music in some way, so listen to the most musically inert posturing possible as a vaccine to inoculate themselves from it or a totem to ward it away or something
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Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #49 on: February 26, 2012, 01:03:44 AM »
God their music FUCKING SUCKS

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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #50 on: February 26, 2012, 01:18:10 AM »
Do MtG cards have like anti-counterfeiting mechanisms? How does that work?

Yes.  Unfortunately you either need a jeweler's loop to see them or tear the card in half. :P
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #51 on: February 26, 2012, 07:05:27 AM »
:bow JOE

Here's the longer version

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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #52 on: February 26, 2012, 12:35:18 PM »
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Re: Official Nickelback Appreciation Thread
« Reply #53 on: February 26, 2012, 02:07:42 PM »
What *is* a "nickelback", anyhow?

it's like a razorback, only instead of being made of razors its back is made of nickels, which makes it less hazardous.
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