:(

[Phoenix Dark]

17000  :'(

60% of that was just me embarrassing myself, which will no doubt be used to garner chuckles from my future adopted children. Lets hope the next 17000 is more educated, cultured, and entertaining 

[Madrun Badrun]

i don;t know what this means. 

[lordmaji]

17000  :'(

60% of that was just me embarrassing myself, which will no doubt be used to garner chuckles from my future adopted children. Lets hope the next 17000 is more educated, cultured, and entertaining 

It's ok PD. I still love you.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

how many times he's masturbated during the past 6 months

[brawndolicious]

^...is it?

[Phoenix Dark]

Post #17001 and the failing continues

After I made this thread I decided to head to lunch with a friend. While there I got a call that my mom needed me to go pick my brother up from school, and get some chemistry goggles for another one of my brothers. I had planned on going to Gamestop right quick with my friend after lunch, so we rushed to the store. He wanted to return Bioshock (IE, he sucks), and I wanted to return a bunch of DS games.

I walk into the store and the assistant manager (who I know) waved at me. I started walking towards him with the games, then he was like "lol dude, I'm on break" and points to the clerk, who I just realize I passed without looking at. A chick. A black chick. So laughs and was like "oh maybe I don't want to help you since I'm invisible to you"

Me: Heh, sorry...
Chick: Hmm you want to trade in all these games? I still play Mario Kart
Me: ...uh yea. I've had it for some time and haven't played it in ages...

I'm in shock that a very developed, good looking black chick is working here...AND plays games.

Chick: Ah Diamond. I have a Charmander at home. You can come over and pet it...
Me: *pretends I don't hear while I sign the receipt*
Chick: Ok...bad joke
Me: Definitely

But I was acting pretty distinguished mentally-challenged. But I must now thank the gods: when she opened the Pokemon case the game wasn't in there; I left it in my DS. Now I have an excuse to go back tomorrow and not embarrass myself. I'm sure she gets hit on everyday so I won't try. Instead I'll just be nice and layed back.

My friend laughed at me after we got out the store :'(

[TVC15]

I bet that nearly 25% of that post actually happened.

[Smooth Groove]

I bet that nearly 25% of that post actually happened.

Hey, at least he's 25 times more honest than G.

[brawndolicious]

I find it more believable that he masturbated a hundred times than talked to a girl.

[Yeti]

I bet that nearly 25% of that post actually happened.

My friend laughed at me after we got out the store

This part?

[Fresh Prince]

Charmander sucks anyway.

[Ichirou]

I'm in shock that a very developed, good looking black chick is working here...AND plays games.

Huahuahua

[Beezy]

I'm in shock that a
Chick: Ah Diamond. I have a Charmander at home. You can come over and pet it...
Me: *pretends I don't hear while I sign the receipt*
Chick: Ok...bad joke
Me: Definitely

.......

[Gay Boy]

I go to that gamestop I'll link her to evilbore next time I am in

[Phoenix Dark]

It's not the one near Barnes and Noble. It's the one in Ypsilanti, you know...the place where people get robbed and raped in broad daylight according to your mom

[Ichirou]

It's not the one near Barnes and Noble. It's the one in Ypsilanti, you know...the place where white people get robbed and raped in broad daylight according to your mom

Fixed.

[Yeti]

Charmander sucks anyway.

Oh no you di-in't. 

[Fresh Prince]

Na-ah. Squirtle is the shit.

[etiolate]

Post #17001 and the failing continues

After I made this thread I decided to head to lunch with a friend. While there I got a call that my mom needed me to go pick my brother up from school, and get some chemistry goggles for another one of my brothers. I had planned on going to Gamestop right quick with my friend after lunch, so we rushed to the store. He wanted to return Bioshock (IE, he sucks), and I wanted to return a bunch of DS games.

I walk into the store and the assistant manager (who I know) waved at me. I started walking towards him with the games, then he was like "lol dude, I'm on break" and points to the clerk, who I just realize I passed without looking at. A chick. A black chick. So laughs and was like "oh maybe I don't want to help you since I'm invisible to you"

Me: Heh, sorry...
Chick: Hmm you want to trade in all these games? I still play Mario Kart
Me: ...uh yea. I've had it for some time and haven't played it in ages...

I'm in shock that a very developed, good looking black chick is working here...AND plays games.

Chick: Ah Diamond. I have a Charmander at home. You can come over and pet it...
Me: *pretends I don't hear while I sign the receipt*
Chick: Ok...bad joke
Me: Definitely

But I was acting pretty distinguished mentally-challenged. But I must now thank the gods: when she opened the Pokemon case the game wasn't in there; I left it in my DS. Now I have an excuse to go back tomorrow and not embarrass myself. I'm sure she gets hit on everyday so I won't try. Instead I'll just be nice and layed back.

My friend laughed at me after we got out the store :'(

tsk tsk

If you weren't selling out on Nintendo, you might be getting laid!