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Van Cruncheon

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yes, dipshits, it is more of the same. emphasis on the more. LOTS MORE. MOAR.

i love it. it has b) a great balance of event battles and tactical flow; b) weapon fusion and ability management; c) chinese dance techno; and d) hanzo motherfucking hattori and sun ce teaming up to fuck your dynastic asian anoos. goty. best non-empires straight-up series fanservice yet.
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Re: warriors orochi sucks and fucks my musou gland like a dirty chinese geisha
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2007, 10:29:33 PM »
Gundam Musou FTW.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: warriors orochi sucks and fucks my musou gland like a dirty chinese geisha
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2007, 10:36:56 PM »
i like gundam musou a lot, but i am a big ol fagz0r for the three kingdoms. you know how you and distantmantra like them ten story robots? well, i like liu bei and the brotherhood of the cherry tree in the same way.
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Re: warriors orochi sucks and fucks my musou gland like a dirty chinese geisha
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2007, 10:50:25 PM »
Ill fire it up tonight.
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Re: warriors orochi sucks and fucks my musou gland like a dirty chinese geisha
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2007, 11:18:08 PM »
Man, I made a big-ass thread on this game before.  Why didn't you us it?!?!?!?  :'( :'( :'(

Sorry Ichirou, Musou Orochi makes Gundam Musou fuck and suck its Musou gland all over the place.  Team play and massive character roster FOR THE FUCKIN WIN.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: warriors orochi sucks and fucks my musou gland like a dirty chinese geisha
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2007, 11:23:08 PM »
maf is so gonna raperape you
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Re: warriors orochi sucks and fucks my musou gland like a dirty chinese geisha
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2007, 11:24:13 PM »
I like both things.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: warriors orochi sucks and fucks my musou gland like a dirty chinese geisha
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2007, 11:27:31 PM »
I like both things.

pretty sure there's a rule saying you can't like more than one thing. i think it's called the "gaf overhype corollary"
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Re: warriors orochi sucks and fucks my musou gland like a dirty chinese geisha
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2007, 11:32:23 PM »
Im pretty equal opportunity when it comes to musou games, tho I prefer empire games over all. Kinda hope they do a Gundam Empires or something. Warriors Orochi is a wet dream for Sam/Dynast fans tho.
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Re: warriors orochi sucks and fucks my musou gland like a dirty chinese geisha
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2007, 12:54:56 AM »
I'm just not a Gundam fan, that's what it is.  I did keep the game though...one day I'll get around to it.

I wish I could use the G-Gundam characters from the start; those characters are all wacky and would probably make it a lot more fun for me.  Regular Gundam is ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz but I do kinda like the ones that can transform and fly.

Give me a Musou game with mechs from weird-ass shows like Godanner and Gurren Lagann and I'll be a lot happier.
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Re: warriors orochi sucks and fucks my musou gland like a dirty chinese geisha
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2007, 01:06:49 AM »
You can use Burning Gundam from the start, and its the coolest. Im not sure how I feel about Orochi. I played long enough to unlock my favorite character (yue ying) but it just seems like there's a lot of juggling and you constantly have to spam that power move that makes you glow n shit. Hammer guy is the only guy I can really take on multiple heroes with cause of his crowd control, but even then progress is slow going.

One could argue this means you need to level up more, but if that were the case maybe the game should start on easy instead of making me fight 5 minute juggle fights against 3-4 generals. Im just saying that juggling is frustrating to watch, and Orochi is probably the worst about it so far.

Ill no doubt keep it, and keep playing. Im sure as I level up the tides will turn, but im not sure how this title could sell to people who are new to the series, as it seems to make the most glaring flaw in the combat system something you encounter in the first few missions. Yeah yeah, block block. There's honestly too much shit going on. Too many glowy lightning spears sparks flashes people talking. Maybe im just getting old but NORMAL MODE feels like CHAOS MODE. I honestly cant imagine what CHAOS mode is like.
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« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2007, 01:13:03 AM »
Yeah, Orochi starts off HARD, which is a good thing.  I found it challenging, but not unfairly so.  If the difficulty is getting to you, drop it down to easy for a stage or two and build up your levels a bit more.  You really just have to get used to constantly switching and making good use of each character's abilities in the right situation, and it gets easier.  You go down a lot quicker in this game, so you can't really rely on using one character too much (in the beginning, at least).  The team mechanic really does change things up a bit.

And juggles?  Just wait until you get to that fucker Orochi.

You can use Burning Gundam from the start, and its the coolest.

Not on the Japanese PS3 version you can't.  :/
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Re: warriors orochi sucks and fucks my musou gland like a dirty chinese geisha
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2007, 01:20:12 AM »
lol Japan.

Juggles arent fun or challenging. I actually was trying to guide where they juggled me so I could swap characters. Thats kinda gay.
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Re: warriors orochi sucks and fucks my musou gland like a dirty chinese geisha
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2007, 03:22:43 AM »
is orochi running on the dw gundam engine?
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Re: warriors orochi sucks and fucks my musou gland like a dirty chinese geisha
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2007, 05:36:30 AM »
is orochi running on the dw gundam engine?

No.
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« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2007, 05:42:50 AM »
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Re: warriors orochi sucks and fucks my musou gland like a dirty chinese geisha
« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2007, 12:13:38 PM »
Yeah, Orochi starts off HARD, which is a good thing.  I found it challenging, but not unfairly so.  If the difficulty is getting to you, drop it down to easy for a stage or two and build up your levels a bit more.  You really just have to get used to constantly switching and making good use of each character's abilities in the right situation, and it gets easier.  You go down a lot quicker in this game, so you can't really rely on using one character too much (in the beginning, at least).  The team mechanic really does change things up a bit.

And juggles?  Just wait until you get to that fucker Orochi.

You can use Burning Gundam from the start, and its the coolest.

Not on the Japanese PS3 version you can't.  :/

You can in Original Mode, not Official (Universal Century) Mode. Same as the US release.
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Re: warriors orochi sucks and fucks my musou gland like a dirty chinese geisha
« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2007, 01:08:57 PM »
Original Mode is the best cause it makes no sense.
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