These things are bullshit

[Eel O'Brian]

on the box it looks like three big goddamned hunks of grilled chicken, but in reality there's three dinky pieces about the size of your thumb with grill marks drawn on them

[Van Cruncheon]

i'm sorry, dude, but the "drawn-on grill marks" bit made me lol because IT'S SO TRUE

[Phoenix Dark]

Just go to the grocery store and get some boneless chicken breasts, some bell peppers, black eyed peas (you can get frozen ones), and some salad ingrediants

[Van Cruncheon]

cooking is for the mexican help

[Phoenix Dark]

george foreman isn't mexican!

[Eel O'Brian]

I cook sometimes, but I thought I'd try this because "steams right in your microwave!" appealed to the lazy distinguished mentally-challenged fellow inside me.  I thought it would be fun to watch it steam, but it really didn't do much of shit except spin around in the microwave.

[GilloD]

I cook sometimes, but I thought I'd try this because "steams right in your microwave!" appealed to the lazy distinguished mentally-challenged fellow inside me.  I thought it would be fun to watch it steam, but it really didn't do much of shit except spin around in the microwave.

  This is my favorite post about life in the 21st century.

[MrAngryFace]

I hate all those diet tv dinners. FAT IS FLAVOR KIDS

[Candyflip]

I cook sometimes, but I thought I'd try this because "steams right in your microwave!" appealed to the lazy distinguished mentally-challenged fellow inside me.  I thought it would be fun to watch it steam, but it really didn't do much of shit except spin around in the microwave.

Oh my god.

[xnikki118x]

I cook sometimes, but I thought I'd try this because "steams right in your microwave!" appealed to the lazy distinguished mentally-challenged fellow inside me.  I thought it would be fun to watch it steam, but it really didn't do much of shit except spin around in the microwave.

Oh my god.