the freestyle thread (communicate only in rhyme)

[Mupepe]

i woke up at 7 in the am wishin i was still dreamin
took off my draws in a hurry
the way the cold shrunk my piece was really kind of scary
i got in the shower, no time to play
same old routine, just another day
i got to work a few minutes late
my boss said nothing, motherfucker knows the game
been sittin in my office for about two hours
tryin to wake up and shrug off whiskey sours
i got an email saying they were selling things on the first floor
an excuse to get out of the office, need i say more?
25 bucks for a nice bedroom set
i figured why the fuck not?  i can dig on red.

follow my scheme and tell me bout your day
if you're cute, we can also hook up, what you say?

[Van Cruncheon]

didn't wake up so good this morn
tripped over the cat, cursed the day it wuz born
kid was up till 2 ay em complainin
can't even open my eyes without strainin
refrainin from mainin my caffeination
otherwise dem migraines be makin' a migration to my cerebration station
wishin i was home playin' to my musou delectation
instead i am reading email defecation

[Mupepe]

chili dog for lunch
i ain't seen that girl Evelia in the cafeteria much
she used to work at the register
gave me discounts and made me smile when i felt terrible
girl looks so good, i could almost marry her

[hyp]

fuck it, i'll bite.

(this is my partly fictional gangsta rap for the day)

it's one of those fridays,
got in the car, started drivin',
road rage babes and asians all wildin',
swerved, hit the curb
"how'd this BITCH get her license?"
then a motorcyclist
cut me off, shoulda side-swiped him,
lifted my finger (the middle one)
now i'm on some jerry springer type violence,
pulled up right behind jim,
whipped out my tec-9 kit,
yelled a battle cry
like an xbox live white kid.
shot straight through his eyelid,
popped a minty fresh crest white strip,
drove off with a smile...
and remember kids,
don't FUCK with a man on his way to his 9-5 gig.

[hyp]

didn't wake up so good this morn
tripped over the cat, cursed the day it wuz born
kid was up till 2 ay em complainin
can't even open my eyes without strainin
refrainin from mainin my caffeination
otherwise dem migraines be makin' a migration to my cerebration station
wishin i was home playin' to my musou delectation
instead i am reading email defecation

  that was hot LIKE FIYAH prole.

[Mupepe]

fuck it, i'll bite.

(this is my partly fictional gangsta rap for the day)

it's one of those fridays,
got in the car, started drivin',
road rage babes and asians all wildin',
swerved, hit the curb
"how'd this BITCH get her license?"
then a motorcyclist
cut me off, shoulda side-swiped him,
lifted my finger (the middle one)
now i'm on some jerry springer type violence,
pulled up right behind jim,
whipped out my tec-9 kit,
yelled a battle cry
like an xbox live white kid.
shot straight through his eyelid,
popped a minty fresh crest white strip,
drove off with a smile...
and remember kids,
don't FUCK with a man on his way to his 9-5 gig.

[Van Cruncheon]

fuck it, i'll bite.

(this is my partly fictional gangsta rap for the day)

it's one of those fridays,
got in the car, started drivin',
road rage babes and asians all wildin',
swerved, hit the curb
"how'd this BITCH get her license?"
then a motorcyclist
cut me off, shoulda side-swiped him,
lifted my finger (the middle one)
now i'm on some jerry springer type violence,
pulled up right behind jim,
whipped out my tec-9 kit,
yelled a battle cry
like an xbox live white kid.
shot straight through his eyelid,
popped a minty fresh crest white strip,
drove off with a smile...
and remember kids,
don't FUCK with a man on his way to his 9-5 gig.

respect white collar on white collar violence

[hyp]

respect white collar on white collar violence

yo, that'z how we do it in the BURBZ.

[Phoenix Dark]

Imagine this voice
http://media.putfile.com/GAFRAP

Now imagine these rhymes


I wake up Friday it's a blessin
Feelin lazy like a mexican struggling to hold my breath again
Cuz it's the fifth day and he's still in my closet
I got mints in my pocket, but no Febreze to stop it
Flashback to monday when the shit all started
The night I had to put my homey down sadly departed
See I'm a cool negro who knows how to act
I don't wall hack, swagger jack, or talk smack
But this little homey was talkin shit while I was head locked
Fightin the biggest daddy in god damn BIOSHOCK
nicca I told you it's one player, chill out
Son wouldn't shut his mouth, had to pull the tech out
I got the finger on the trigger lookin for a reason
nicca said "sorry bro but the Little Sisters is sexually pleasin"
Flash up back to today, my eyes still red as I lay in the bed
My friend still in the closet next to my Wii, three bullets in his head

[hyp]

GAFRAP was hilarious PD... good shit.