Glamorama is my favorite of Ellis's.
Also, I don't think Synbios qualifies for scariest forum member anymore - he's clearly a joke character. I was chatting with him yesterday (or more accurately, he was chatting with me, as I don't start these conversations) and, with no prompting and with no regard to the topic at hand, he began talking about how his penis is undeveloped and prepubescent.
No hetero male, no matter how stupid, would volunteer THAT information. Joke character confirmed.