So I was talking to this black girl I know at school. She is resistent to anything sexual and does not "get" sex jokes in the least. She came over last night and wondered where my house mate was. I told her that he was probably out with his girlfriend getting carpet burn right now. She didn't understand what I meant at all and was actually worried he had gotten carpet burn because she says "it hurts".
She says she was home schooled, has asbergers, and struggles talking to men. She's 25 and told me she's a virgin.
The other night I went over to her place to chat and watch a movie with her housemates (Hot Fuzz fyi). She told me that 2 years prior she went to a guy's place and tried to get her on his bed and she wasn't comfortable with men ever since. Not that it mattered because I'm not interested in her anyways. I dunno why she told me this. Probably thought I was going to rape her.
She constantly says she's from the school of the hard knocks and I dunno why. Like, she'll say,"I'm socially confused a lot and don't know what to say in certain situations. But since I'm from the school of the hard knocks I'm doing better." to which I reply,"Okayyyyyyy"
I need to get PD hooked up with her stat. nicca can break the bitch in. If you manage to get her in bed I'll give you major kudos because I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't know what sex was.
