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Hitler Stole My Potato

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Apple is Nazi Germany and I'm Poland
« on: September 22, 2007, 06:23:50 PM »
I'm being blitzkrieged.  Everytime I turn around I'm seeing that i-Pod nano commercial and wherever I go I'm hearing Feist's "1-2-3-4" being played on the radio or over some loudspeaker which makes me think of the freaking' nano.  Pretty soon I expect I'll have someone knock on my front door and when I answer it they'll tackle me and shove a nano up my ass that has nothing but that damn Feist song on it.

Christ, this is a marketing campaign that could've only been constructed in hell.
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Re: Apple is Nazi Germany and I'm Poland
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2007, 07:24:06 PM »
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Re: Apple is Nazi Germany and I'm Poland
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2007, 07:46:34 PM »
I also feel, whenever I bat my eye to my TV (which is usually always on in the background)...that fucken Feist commercial is playing.
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Re: Apple is Nazi Germany and I'm Poland
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2007, 07:49:25 PM »


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Re: Apple is Nazi Germany and I'm Poland
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2007, 08:56:31 PM »
Thank god I gave up on TV.  I don't even know what you guys are talking about.

I haven't had cable television (or satellite service) or an antenna set up for my TV in like eight years. It's so great-the house is actually quiet, save for the hum of computers from the office during the evening.
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Re: Apple is Nazi Germany and I'm Poland
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2007, 09:22:37 PM »
The only thing I watch is Discovery, History, IFC, Documentary, Current, and Burn Notice once a week and I still see the commercials.

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Re: Apple is Nazi Germany and I'm Poland
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2007, 09:24:19 PM »
TV for me is just a Seinfeld Rerun machine and Sports Visualizer
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Re: Apple is Nazi Germany and I'm Poland
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2007, 09:31:38 PM »
Yea, I kinda need TV if only for sports broadcasts. Other than that, I'd be more than fine without it.
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