Sexual References - helped you or hurt you?

[abrader]

Here is the quiz;

1 - If you find that you have lots of sex with girls who all know each other, its likely that they have all girl talked about you behind your back and got each other curious about your performance/attributes.

2 - If you find that you have never had sex with girls that know each other, its liklely that the girlies are saying yer stuff is not that good so only girls that havent heard about your >non performance< will play.

References:

- When a girl wants it, she will come get you, set everything up just right and either lay ya or scare ya (depending on if you find her doable)

- Fuck that lame rule girls never follow about fucking their friends boyfriends - once your old date is out of site, and lady who has been intrigued about you by her friend will pin you down on the floor ASAP. They easially throw all loyalty out.

Are your "sexual references" helping or hurting you?

[Van Cruncheon]

** PARSE FAILURE: EXCEPTION THROWN (professor_prole.exe at address #FFFF0069)

[Vizzys]

what

[Phoenix Dark]

[Vizzys]

i love that .gif

[Madrun Badrun]

Lucky my hand has been excommunicated with women because if it hadn't there would be all this backhanded slander being said about me! 

[bagofeyes]

thats a quiz?

[abrader]

i love how its ok for you to shoot up and then make REAL TALK posts, but then when I do it becomes a spectacle.

[Mupepe]

i love how its ok for you to shoot up and then make REAL TALK posts, but then when I do it becomes a spectacle.

eh

i get what you're saying.  you're basically asking "do girls walk away from Mupepe satisfied?"  right?

[abrader]

OK - so I had a few cocktails back before I got home and posted that earlier after work.

Looking back on it now, I cant even tell you what I meant exactly. I was talking to a friend earlier about some fukkin strange social-historic stuff in my life.

I kinda get what I was getting at - do you think girls, or guys (didnt mean to exclude anyone before) talking about their experiences with you behind your back has attracted or repulsed others?

I think I have had both - good and bad. I hate it when there is some really loud bitchy who you did not get along with at all, and only was involved with for a week out there talking shit about ya because they hate you for whatever reason. I dont mind it when girls say good stuff of course which has a tendancy to result in good times

[DJ_Tet]

I know what you meant, but I don't think it always applies.

Generalizations are never true (the only true generalization  )

But yes, girls DO talk.  They don't necessarily act, but they do talk, a lot.  All the friends/sisters/cousins of the girl you're dating know exactly how big you are (unless she lies because she's embarrassed for you) and knows all your moves. 

[Mupepe]

i really don't care what they say about after i'm done.  the "omg you are too good" and "that was great"'s that i've received are enough that i don't give a shit.

[abrader]

i really don't care what they say about after i'm done.  the "omg you are too good" and "that was great"'s that i've received are enough that i don't give a shit.

I think yer missing the big picture mate.

I am not giving a fukk about what is said except for the sole point of girl gossip accellerating your ability to rake in additional booty.

The only 2 occasions I can speak about for sure;

- Long time ago when I was married, I came home early to discover my wife showing this asian girl who we were friends with a home sex tape segment where im pullin one off... they didnt know i was in the hallway listening and they were all giggling. I heard the asian girl say something like "holy shyt that cock is so wide it will rip you up"....so I went on about my business and never let them discover that I had heard them or knew what they were doing....

- About 2 months after I was seperated from my wife - guess who I ran into at a club that became a fling with no effort on my behalf? Within 45 minutes of running into the asian girl she was at my house takin a ride - I didnt talk, buy her any drinks or anything. I guess the memory of the video made her curious? I never talked to her again after that.

- up to 12 months after I was seperated from my wife, I must have ran into and had sex with 4-5 of her friends under similar circumstances. Ran into them at a club or a party, and within a short time with no effort on my behalf I was boinkin' them.

Another interesting scenairo;

- when I was married my wife and I use to roll alot (I got married when I was 19 and a little party/x-tacy brat). We would sometimes end up doing things with other girls. One time there was this girl we met at the clubs who had a boyfriend. We liked the girl, but my wife wasnt into other doods and neither was I - so we would take the girl out with us when her boyfriend couldnt make it because of work etc... I never ended up having sex with the other girl, but we made out a bunch while rolling and she gave me oral sex a few times.

- about 1 year after I was divorced, I met the girl again and became pretty good friends with her. We ended up being roomates. Now from this point on, nothing happened between the girl and I, but fukk all if I didnt end up sexxing 5-6 of her friends at our place while she wasnt home. I clearly think she said something to them to accellerate the process as all of the sexorcisms required little to no effort on my behalf. My roomates friends might come over for dinner - then my roomate would leave to go meet her boyfriend and her friend would stay and i often ended up fucking them 30 minutes or so after my roomate was gone.

Accellerated process because girls gossip beats the hell out of spending $$ and time dating a girl. Plus its more fun because the girl comes after you - and not the other way around. My roomates girlfriends would "for some reason" show up looking for my roomate when she wasnt home, end up comming inside and having sex with me.....later when I would talk to my roomate she would say "oh I dont know why _____ came by looking for me, I told her earlier I would not be home". Knowing they planned on comming by on purpose when my roomate wasnt home to sex me was pretty cool

[Van Cruncheon]

is there REALLY a question here, or was it purely rhetorical for the purposes of subsequent sexual self-aggrandizement

inquiring minds actually don't want to know, this is a likewise rhetorical question

[abrader]

its all REAL TALK

There is a question - Have you noticed similar behavior/results?

[Van Cruncheon]

sure, g. are you g?

[recursivelyenumerable]

this discussion is making me a little bit uncomfortable, can we change the subject please?

why don't we talk about flower arrangement?

[Van Cruncheon]

i'm not even sure WHY there's a discussion. apparently, he's so amazing at sex that it got him more sex with his ex-wife's friends. the point of this inquiry? I HAVE NO IDEA. i'm not even sure there's a real question!

[T234]

** PARSE FAILURE: EXCEPTION THROWN (professor_prole.exe at address #FFFF0069)

God I wish I didn't suck up the joint in my CIT 120 class.

[recursivelyenumerable]

i'm so amazing at compiler implementation that it got me more compiler implementation with my ex-roommate's coworkers.

[DJ_Tet]

i'm so amazing at compiler implementation that it got me more compiler implementation with my ex-roommate's coworkers.

Not true.  Women don't understand math or numbers, therefore no woman is passing along your amazing talent.

[recursivelyenumerable]

actually the math/CS books I carry everywhere seem to be good conversation starters, believe it or not.  women on the train etc. approach me and ask about them fairly often.  it never leads anywhere, but I think that has more to do with my conversational incompetence than anything to do with the books.

[DJ_Tet]

That's a good point, I've met many a fine lady discussing the finer points of i and pi.

[recursivelyenumerable]

also, I'm not interested in sex.  I'm only interested in sublimating my sex drive and channeling my sexual frustration and pent-up energy into serious intellectual pursuits.

[abrader]

i'm not even sure WHY there's a discussion. apparently, he's so amazing at sex that it got him more sex with his ex-wife's friends. the point of this inquiry? I HAVE NO IDEA. i'm not even sure there's a real question!

Why are you hiding from the question - ? The question is in the bloody subject line dood.

Anyway - forget me.... Here I will help you....

I really have a 1" wide, 0.5 inch long cork...none of the ladies like it, and its pretty gross looking, but i get some underground movie parts, sometimes, where they only shoot my cock. I have no references.

So what about you?

What happens in the social circles around you? Or are you too stuck behind your monitor, kbd and mouse while everyone else is 'playing' on the couch?

[recursivelyenumerable]

I believe drinky has multiple couches.  he tries to keep the utilization ratio around 70%

[Van Cruncheon]

it's the cockdining philosphers conundrum

[ToxicAdam]

Usually my relationships ended so badly (for reasons other than sex) that I never came in contact with her or her friends after they were done.

If I had one night stands .. or short term relationships (ie. three date sex) .. I would not put much effort into sex because I wanted to make sure she never called again or put up a fight when I ignored her afterwords.


But I had a friend like that. He could shag a girl on a Friday, then be sleeping with her best friend the next weekend. All he needed was an "in" with a girl and he could sleep with her. In the 16 months we lived together (during college), he probably slept with 70+ different women. The guy was pretty amazing.

I think it had less to do with "word of mouth" and more to do with the guy being funny and having an active lifestyle. Girls would give up their bodies just to hang with the guy for a night or two. It was a tradeoff they were happy to commit to.

[Van Cruncheon]

i'm not even sure WHY there's a discussion. apparently, he's so amazing at sex that it got him more sex with his ex-wife's friends. the point of this inquiry? I HAVE NO IDEA. i'm not even sure there's a real question!

Why are you hiding from the question - ? The question is in the bloody subject line dood.

Anyway - forget me.... Here I will help you....

I really have a 1" wide, 0.5 inch long cork...none of the ladies like it, and its pretty gross looking, but i get some underground movie parts, sometimes, where they only shoot my cock. I have no references.

So what about you?

What happens in the social circles around you? Or are you too stuck behind your monitor, kbd and mouse while everyone else is 'playing' on the couch?

last i checked, i've been married for 10 years, have a three year old daughter, and spend much of my life working. i stopped being a partytard college brat roundabout age 21 more than a decade ago.

[abrader]

Why be so defensive - EVERYONE on this board, even FoC has likely put a smile on someones face and has some posative references....

Did you ever find correlation between said references and encounters that jumped in your lap?

[abrader]

i'm not even sure WHY there's a discussion. apparently, he's so amazing at sex that it got him more sex with his ex-wife's friends. the point of this inquiry? I HAVE NO IDEA. i'm not even sure there's a real question!

Why are you hiding from the question - ? The question is in the bloody subject line dood.

Anyway - forget me.... Here I will help you....

I really have a 1" wide, 0.5 inch long cork...none of the ladies like it, and its pretty gross looking, but i get some underground movie parts, sometimes, where they only shoot my cock. I have no references.

So what about you?

What happens in the social circles around you? Or are you too stuck behind your monitor, kbd and mouse while everyone else is 'playing' on the couch?

last i checked, i've been married for 10 years, have a three year old daughter, and spend much of my life working. i stopped being a partytard college brat roundabout age 21 more than a decade ago.

umm Im 32 and what im discussing in this thread are experiences from my 20's.

Your reaction to this thread is certanly strange and worth noting. I have added your posts here to my perminant PP file.

[Van Cruncheon]

make sure you spell "permanent" correctly when filing, it's more professional that way

also, why the fuck are you talking about your 20s; didn't you ever, you know, grow up

[Van Cruncheon]

Why be so defensive - EVERYONE on this board, even FoC has likely put a smile on someones face and has some posative references....

Did you ever find correlation between said references and encounters that jumped in your lap?

i'm more curious why you posed the question in the first place. feeling a bit nostalgic for a life that was, or is the ol' self-esteem running low these days

as for me, i'm on the internet. this isn't about me; it's about you!

again, that's rhetorical

[abrader]

make sure you spell "permanent" correctly when filing, it's more professional that way

also, why the fuck are you talking about your 20s; didn't you ever, you know, grow up

bleh at your spell checking. REAL TALK: dont try so hard - relax man, go buy yourself a nice suit and take the day off.

Yes I did grow up, I dont "partytard" anymore I goto bed early, work and play video games. I am not married but I am in a long term relationship and my girlfriend lives with me.

I still wonder about your reaction to this thread. Are you one of those mates that traded his youth for working and has some pent up partytard energy? I mean, whats wrong with reviewing the times of olde? Its a forum. Why are you so bitter?

[Van Cruncheon]

REAL REAL TALK: this is the internet. you put your insecurities on parade, so i poked at them. it's what i do. now are you gonna answer the question?

[FlameOfCallandor]

You have been trolled by Drinky!!!

[abrader]

Why be so defensive - EVERYONE on this board, even FoC has likely put a smile on someones face and has some posative references....

Did you ever find correlation between said references and encounters that jumped in your lap?

i'm more curious why you posed the question in the first place. feeling a bit nostalgic for a life that was, or is the ol' self-esteem running low these days

I posted the question so you would answer it.

Have you noted dirrect coorelation between a and x?

[abrader]

You have been trolled by Drinky!!!

You do have at least one reference right?

[FlameOfCallandor]

Reference to what?

[Van Cruncheon]

i have not noticed a "dirrect[sp] coorelation[sp]," much less a direct correlation, and mathematically speaking, "a" isn't an axis. as the metaphor goes, i'm assuming you meant "x" and "y" or maybe "x" and "z" if you're feeling deep. you lol there.

i am quite sure i had references. however, that was well over 10 years ago, and something i never think about. i have long since departed the point where i had something to prove to people on the internet. now can you answer the question: why are sexual encounters from 10 years ago worthy of a post on a backwater internet forum?

[FlameOfCallandor]

Its a backwater internet forum, anything is fair game drinky. 90% of the threads are pretty gay anyway.

[Van Cruncheon]

yeah, but i like the subtext in this one. i wanna see how honest he is!

[demi]

I'll get back to you on this, I'm still going through my awkward self-esteem issues

[lordmaji]

I Fuck.

[BobbyRobby]

Two weeks ago I was on opium and was able to fuck this girl for two hours+, and she has been raving about it.  I don't know if I'llbe able to live up to that now.

[abrader]

Two weeks ago I was on opium and was able to fuck this girl for two hours+, and she has been raving about it.  I don't know if I'llbe able to live up to that now.

hahah yer doomed....doomed to smoke opium every time you get waxed up.

I remember when I was into "rush" you know that stuff you inhale before sex that will make you fuck someone thru a wall? hahah I remember trying to somehow sneak in a dash of that every time - man its addicting.

[etiolate]

I wouldn't know.  I have never dated two girls within the same pod of friends.  They will talk though. I just don't ever run into it, because theres normally just one girl per pod of friends I'd want, and beyond that it is just drama.

[abrader]

I wouldn't know.  I have never dated two girls within the same pod of friends.  They will talk though. I just don't ever run into it, because theres normally just one girl per pod of friends I'd want, and beyond that it is just drama.

I agree there. I have never even cheated on a girlfriend because I couldnt fathom putting up with that mess I have seen others go thru.

This stuff for me is more like I will run into other girls from the pod months later. Likely they arent hanging out with old friends, or not as close to cause any drama. Iv yet to have anything not be a clean break - sans this time a girl who I never even touched told her 'pod' that I was evil or something so none of them would submit because of that and even cited it. My pleas of "Im not sure what _______ is talking about, we only hung out 2wice for short ammounts of time and barely even kissed" were ignored as they reminded me of how evil I am........that was fukking annoying. Plus the trouble girl moved away so I couldnt even get her to resolve it. It was her perma curse. The pod affected had like 4/6 doable subjects.

[Mandark]

Dear Evilbore, I never thought this would happen to me...

[lordmaji]

Dear Internets.

Mupepe looovvvvessss the cock.

that is all. thank you.