crazy stalker bitch

[bagofeyes]

I've gone out with this girl a few times recently and the more I met with her the more I noticed how weird she was. Now she's gotten scary. Last time I met her she came over to my house and I we were watching TV in the afternoon and I fell asleep and when I woke up I found her sitting in the hallway, in the dark, with her head down between her legs. I was like, ummmm, what you doing? And she says 'You were asleep and I didn't want to make a noise so I came out here' uh huh....
Then last night she called me 5 times at 2 am. I just ignored it. Then this morning she mails me and says 'I'm coming to your house tonight. Please clean your room for me.'
Fuck, this psycho knows where I live  :'( :'( :'(

[Madrun Badrun]

Is she hot?  Japanese?

[bagofeyes]

average, and yes.

im gonna get my penis chopped off

[Vizzys]

better clean your room or else

[bagofeyes]

im just gonna put out all my lights tonight and have the tv on very softly

[Fresh Prince]

I think I've seen a  movie based on this very moment of your life.

[Madrun Badrun]

im just gonna put out all my lights tonight and have the tv on very softly

She'll just what in the hall for your return but when she finds out your actually home, watch out!

When she comes over, see how she reacts to, say something like "if you really loved me, you'd poss naked for pictures for my internet buddies".  You might have a good thing going here!

[Ichirou]

I've gone out with this girl a few times recently and the more I met with her the more I noticed how weird she was. Now she's gotten scary. Last time I met her she came over to my house and I we were watching TV in the afternoon and I fell asleep and when I woke up I found her sitting in the hallway, in the dark, with her head down between her legs. I was like, ummmm, what you doing? And she says 'You were asleep and I didn't want to make a noise so I came out here' uh huh....
Then last night she called me 5 times at 2 am. I just ignored it. Then this morning she mails me and says 'I'm coming to your house tonight. Please clean your room for me.'
Fuck, this psycho knows where I live  :'( :'( :'(

Fix that girl up with Synbios.

[The Sceneman]

jerk off in front of her then blow your load on her somewhere. Ive done that before and its awesome

[Polari]

Sounds like you'd better get to work messing up that room of yours.

[Polari]

jerk off in front of her then blow your load on her somewhere. Ive done that before and its awesome

...and this is why you can't know people on the Internet in real life.

[The Sceneman]

fuuuuckkk, sup bro how is it going

[Ichirou]

Jizzing on the screen where the username is ain't the same as jizzing on the person, Scenester!!!!

[The Sceneman]

 OWNED