Author Topic: How come Mormons always come to my door when I'm masterbating? (Read 1178 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **on:** September 25, 2007, 07:06:42 PM »

I need answers!

T234 · « **Reply #1 on:** September 25, 2007, 07:10:21 PM »

JOHN L SMITH WAS A COCKBLOCKER

T234 · « **Reply #2 on:** September 25, 2007, 07:16:14 PM »

I WAS REFERRING TO LOUISVILLE'S FORMER COACH, BUT I BET JOSEPH SMITH WAS COCKBLOCKER TOO

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** September 25, 2007, 07:18:49 PM »

Quote from: T234 on September 25, 2007, 07:10:21 PM

JOHN L SMITH WAS A COCKBLOCKER

Michigan State's former coach?

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** September 25, 2007, 07:19:13 PM »

Arvie probably makes loud, noticable noises when he wacks off. I understand, it really gets you in the groove of things. But it doesn't help with the Mormon's super-hearing.

lordmaji · « **Reply #5 on:** September 25, 2007, 07:20:02 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on September 25, 2007, 07:13:52 PM

Do you mean Joseph Smith? The founder of Mormonism, not the founder of Jamestown

Jonestown???

hell it's all the same.

T234 · « **Reply #6 on:** September 25, 2007, 07:21:53 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2007, 07:18:49 PM

Quote from: T234 on September 25, 2007, 07:10:21 PM
JOHN L SMITH WAS A COCKBLOCKER

Michigan State's former coach?

HE WAS PROBABLY A COCKBLOCKER WHILE AT MICHIGAN STATE TOO

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** September 25, 2007, 07:22:37 PM »

pocahontis saved him from getting his head cut off r'member!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** September 25, 2007, 07:49:16 PM »

Quote from: demi on September 25, 2007, 07:19:13 PM

Arvie probably makes loud, noticable noises when he wacks off. I understand, it really gets you in the groove of things. But it doesn't help with the Mormon's super-hearing.

No the correct answer is theres not a time when I'm not masturbating! You lose!

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** September 25, 2007, 07:50:47 PM »

If only you were a real bear, sigh

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** September 25, 2007, 08:08:43 PM »

lol,

I drank 18 cans of coke the last 5 days, so I might get there yet.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** September 25, 2007, 08:29:27 PM »

Please say it was diet coke

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** September 25, 2007, 08:30:00 PM »

He is a bear in training, DIET is not a word

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** September 25, 2007, 08:36:26 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on September 25, 2007, 08:29:27 PM

Please say it was diet coke

God no. I'm preparing myself to hibernate; I'll freeze this winter if I don't gain 2 inches around the belt!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #14 on:** September 25, 2007, 08:37:35 PM »

I heard that mormons go to the bathroom in pairs to make sure the other one isn't jacking off.

T234 · « **Reply #15 on:** September 26, 2007, 12:21:30 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 25, 2007, 08:08:43 PM

lol,

I drank 18 cans of coke the last 5 days, so I might get there yet.

Pussy, I used to drink 8 cans on a LIGHT day.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** September 26, 2007, 04:03:39 PM »

Quote from: T234 on September 26, 2007, 12:21:30 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 25, 2007, 08:08:43 PM
lol,

I drank 18 cans of coke the last 5 days, so I might get there yet.
Pussy, I used to drink 8 cans on a LIGHT day.

I would if i had the supply to do so.

bluemax · « **Reply #17 on:** September 26, 2007, 04:06:16 PM »

They teach you how to arrive at the most inopportune times at the MTC. All missionaries are issued special devices that detect the people who are sinning the most or are the weakest willed and thus the most in need of Jesus' love and heavy handed right wing hive think.

Or its just happenstance.

abrader · « **Reply #18 on:** September 26, 2007, 04:19:47 PM »

why dont you wait till yer at your peak, and then open up the door with a real lunchtime greeting?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** September 26, 2007, 04:22:32 PM »

Quote from: abrader on September 26, 2007, 04:19:47 PM

why dont you wait till yer at your peak, and then open up the door with a real lunchtime greeting?

I would but I'm on my second strike after that unfortunate event with those poor Jehovah witnesses.

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Author Topic: How come Mormons always come to my door when I'm masterbating? (Read 1178 times)