Author Topic: DUN DUN DA DUN DUN DUN DA DUN PRAY TO YOUR GODS (Read 7155 times)

G The Resurrected · « **on:** October 05, 2006, 06:35:50 AM »

I'm off see you all later. Wish me luck whatever the descision is that i make in the end. I hope i'm making the right choice in life.

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** October 05, 2006, 07:17:07 AM »

You aren't. Bye!

Fatghost28 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 05, 2006, 09:01:11 AM »

What Demi said.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** October 05, 2006, 11:03:26 AM »

I really wanna know why marrying this chick is gonna get her off the hook for some legal/financial issue. Was she a mail-order bride?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** October 05, 2006, 11:15:20 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 05, 2006, 11:03:26 AM

I really wanna know why marrying this chick is gonna get her off the hook for some legal/financial issue. Was she a mail-order bride?

That's what I want to know.

She's using you dude. Kiss her and tell her you want to postpone the wedding so you can think things over, and watch her attitute blow up

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 05, 2006, 11:53:48 AM »

So wait, you might not go through with it now? What happens to the horse-drawn carriage, victorian tux, and Animal Crossing cake if it's all called off?

whiteACID · « **Reply #6 on:** October 05, 2006, 11:59:24 AM »

What is going on?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #7 on:** October 05, 2006, 12:01:13 PM »

Isn't that the Supes theme?

whiteACID · « **Reply #8 on:** October 05, 2006, 12:02:14 PM »

I missed something.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** October 05, 2006, 12:12:23 PM »

We're avidly following some large-and-wants-to-be-in-charge dude's strange interpretation of reality. It's oddly compelling despite the unpredictable narration.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #10 on:** October 05, 2006, 03:05:28 PM »

Congratulations...

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #11 on:** October 05, 2006, 05:12:32 PM »

TRY NOT TO KILL YOURSELF!

Vizzys · « **Reply #12 on:** October 05, 2006, 05:20:31 PM »

Quote

[23:38] <Dr_Zombz> I'm packing wtf you want
[23:49] <Viz> where ya goin
[23:49] <Dr_Zombz> bay area
[23:49] <Viz> why
[23:50] <Dr_Zombz> cause today in about 9 hours i have to sign some papers
[23:52] <Viz> what papers
[23:52] <Dr_Zombz> final prenup, and certification for marriage liscense
[23:53] <Viz> your crazy
[23:53] <Viz> why would a couple wih so many problems get married?
[23:54] <Dr_Zombz> i know why i am doing it i think
[23:55] <Dr_Zombz> i think
[23:55] <Viz> which is?
[23:59] <Dr_Zombz> i dont want her to suffer
Session Time: Thu Oct 05 00:00:00 2006
[00:03] <Viz> :/
[00:03] * amnintenho has quit IRC (Quit: Heading for Tomorrow!)
[00:04] <Dr_Zombz> yeah
[00:06] * CrystalGemini has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[00:09] <Viz>
[00:13] <Dr_Zombz> yeah =(
[00:15] <Viz> -
[00:15] <Viz> -_-
[00:16] <Viz> >_<
[00:16] <Viz> fool
[00:17] <Viz> your lucky bleach 98 is out
[00:17] <Viz> or else!
[00:31] <Dr_Zombz> or else what
[00:35] <Viz> Or else I would gut you like a fish
[00:35] <Viz> a salmon with precious eggs inside
[00:35] <Viz> I will eat your caviar and crap out their souls
[00:36] <Dr_Zombz> thats deep man
[00:36] <Viz> deep in the river they live
[00:36] <Viz> cold waters they be

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #13 on:** October 05, 2006, 05:22:49 PM »

Bz, I'll pay you $1 not to marry her.

Use that dollar and buy yourself a Dr Pepper. It's going to last longer than this crazy marriage.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #14 on:** October 05, 2006, 05:23:21 PM »

Ecrofirt speeks da troof, sunh.

morphix · « **Reply #15 on:** October 05, 2006, 07:28:42 PM »

good luck

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #16 on:** October 06, 2006, 07:10:09 PM »

update! everything i posponed 4 three weeks. She had a huge blow up when i told her that the pre nup needed 2b changed shes still mad. so mad i slept in the car. ive got my phone at least

brawndolicious · « **Reply #17 on:** October 06, 2006, 07:11:31 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on October 06, 2006, 07:10:09 PM

update! everything i posponed 4 three weeks. She had a huge blow up when i told her that the pre nup needed 2b changed shes still mad. so mad i slept in the car. ive got my phone at least

Congratulations...

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #18 on:** October 06, 2006, 07:11:43 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on October 06, 2006, 07:10:09 PM

update! everything i posponed 4 three weeks. She had a huge blow up when i told her that the pre nup needed 2b changed shes still mad. so mad i slept in the car. ive got my phone at least

Hahahahahaha, you wrote this from your phone.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** October 06, 2006, 07:21:15 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on October 06, 2006, 07:10:09 PM

update! everything i posponed 4 three weeks. She had a huge blow up when i told her that the pre nup needed 2b changed shes still mad. so mad i slept in the car. ive got my phone at least

TOLD YOU

You'd think someone relying on on someone else to keep them out of legal trouble (and possible "pound me in the ass" prison time) would treat them with...some respect no?

Bail out

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #20 on:** October 07, 2006, 02:04:07 AM »

I'm gonna sneak in something new to the prenup and if it doesnt get noticed then were gonna try again. But till then the cake will be in a freezer for a bit.

I'm fuming mad though at the reaction its bullshit.

Catz · « **Reply #21 on:** October 07, 2006, 02:06:07 AM »

What are you changing in the prenup?

And jeez, she sounds like a handful, good luck.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #22 on:** October 07, 2006, 02:09:23 AM »

gonna get the stipulation to cover both of us. So i can nullify the marriage if i find out she's cheating or seeing someone on the side. And if she is found to be doing that i can recover some items that are personal and mine. Then we got another section i dont get into that with you guys.

But yeah she's a fucking handful, you should have seen the wrath of hell brought on me by her mother OMG "I'm gonna hook her up with this guy" "he'll take care of her better than you" You show me one guy thats willing to front all costs for everything and i'll show you a gay guy.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #23 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:03:15 AM »

<Dr_Zombz_BSG> it was so cold in the car last night
<Dr_Zombz_BSG> i'm so glad i can relax near a fire tonight
<TheDarkShake> wait... you SLEPT in the car?
<amnintenho> I can't believe she actually kicked you out
<Dr_Zombz_BSG> yeah
<TheDarkShake> HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<TheDarkShake> HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<TheDarkShake> HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<TheDarkShake> HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<TheDarkShake> i mean
<TheDarkShake>

<amnintenho> HA
<Viz> huahuahua
<Dr_Zombz_BSG> she was just being a mega bitch nintehnho so i just said fuck it instead of hearing her bitch more
<amnintenho> OH
<TheDarkShake> um.... why not tell her to pack up and gtfo?
<Dr_Zombz_BSG> she wouldnt shut up
<Viz> your the man now dawg
<TheDarkShake> it IS your place, right?
<Dr_Zombz_BSG> yes
<Dr_Zombz_BSG> but i'm not mean
<TheDarkShake> ....its not mean
<TheDarkShake> MEAN = THIS IS YOUR PLACE BUT IM PISSY SO YOU SLEEP IN THE CAR
<TheDarkShake> >: (
<Dr_Zombz_BSG> Theres a guy in the complex who just got a new ferrari
<Dr_Zombz_BSG> i wanna see if he'll let me drive it

$:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #24 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:07:13 AM »

Just sign up for eharmony and find another psycho girl Bz. One that has a obsessive compulsive disorder that makes them collect antique shower heads or something.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #25 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:09:41 AM »

Or go gay.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #26 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:11:32 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 07, 2006, 04:09:41 AM

Or go gay.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #27 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:12:08 AM »

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #28 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:12:20 AM »

Shake how did you know i have a nice ass $:-\$

yeah uh not so easy i cant really do anything about it. Just trying to protect myself though. Hopefully i can do that with this new prenup and maybe just maybe she can change her mind. I'm out almost 20grand

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #29 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:14:08 AM »

What can I say, I have a soft sport for turkey.

Himu · « **Reply #30 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:18:57 AM »

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #31 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:20:19 AM »

ZomBz is living a lie.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #32 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:22:54 AM »

Shake i'm not gay, sure i've had dicks shoved up my ass but none of them real. And that was some ungodly punishment cause i wanted some anal and i made it hurt so one night i woke up with a dildo stuck up my ass. So no gay gay for me.

I need to clear my head and figure it all out. It doesnt help with the other party is so un willing to understand.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #33 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:23:46 AM »

You definitely shouldn't be doing this Bz

brawndolicious · « **Reply #34 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:27:20 AM »

Zombz was going to get married to a crazy crazy crazy bitch....yesterday and postponed it and told us with later in the thread....typing it with his phone because he was sleeping in the car because his girlfriend got angry at him...I don't know why but maybe this will all work out.

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:38:00 AM »

I bet it will! $:-\$

brawndolicious · « **Reply #36 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:41:28 AM »

I don't want to give my honest opinion.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #37 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:45:41 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on October 07, 2006, 04:41:28 AM

I don't want to give my honest opinion.

Pussy.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #38 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:50:09 AM »

I dont mind trust me when i say opinions are always welcome.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #39 on:** October 07, 2006, 12:57:41 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on October 07, 2006, 04:22:54 AM

cause i wanted some anal and i made it hurt

Quote from: ZomBz

It doesnt help with the other party is so un willing to understand.

I ain't motherfuckin' Phoenix Wright here, buuuut.....

morphix · « **Reply #40 on:** October 07, 2006, 02:23:06 PM »

too bad ZomBz I was hoping for some crazy wedding pics

oh and eharmony works, I have never had so many girls interested I me before (I think they are all desperate

)

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #41 on:** October 07, 2006, 02:30:19 PM »

Or fake.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #42 on:** October 07, 2006, 02:47:47 PM »

Isn't eHarmony that creepy Christian service?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #43 on:** October 07, 2006, 02:52:56 PM »

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Boogie · « **Reply #44 on:** October 07, 2006, 02:54:08 PM »

Quote from: morphix on October 07, 2006, 02:23:06 PM

too bad ZomBz I was hoping for some crazy wedding pics

oh and eharmony works, I have never had so many girls interested I me before (I think they are all desperate )

durr, did you show your income level?

morphix · « **Reply #45 on:** October 07, 2006, 06:24:56 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on October 07, 2006, 02:54:08 PM

durr, did you show your income level?

they don't ask about income level

This latest one I met and just started talking with is already abusing my cell number

She has called me 6 times already, I think she wants me bad

It is nice to feel wanted

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #46 on:** October 07, 2006, 06:26:28 PM »

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morphix · « **Reply #47 on:** October 07, 2006, 06:28:46 PM »

Quote from: malek4980 on October 07, 2006, 06:26:28 PM

Yes eHarmony does ask for your income level.

but it is not posted in your profile, so how would anyone know?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #48 on:** October 07, 2006, 06:35:17 PM »

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Author Topic: DUN DUN DA DUN DUN DUN DA DUN PRAY TO YOUR GODS (Read 7155 times)