Author Topic: Two things to never believe in life... (Read 1916 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** October 02, 2007, 08:37:29 PM »

1. When a guy says "I'm a nice guy!" it means he's a huge asshole and wants to rape dead things.
2. When a girl says "I've never done this before" it means she's done it at least 15 times that she can clearly recall.

Post 2 life lessons each so we can all learn a bit.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** October 02, 2007, 08:39:43 PM »

1. Always Trust people.

2. People love you.

goddamn it; fixed to fit the jist of the thread.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** October 02, 2007, 08:43:11 PM »

1. Being a nice guy is an investment; it doesn't prosper initially

LEMME THINK OF #2

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** October 02, 2007, 08:51:39 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 02, 2007, 08:49:38 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2007, 08:43:11 PM
1. Being a nice guy is an investment; it doesn't prosper initially

LEMME THINK OF #2
1. Being an asshole is an investment that pays off with ass when your younger, and a good job later.
2. When a guy says he is a nice guy he is a virgin.

If he says he's morally ambiguous does that make him a creep?

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** October 02, 2007, 08:53:49 PM »

Act gay, people are nicer to you

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** October 02, 2007, 08:56:42 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 02, 2007, 08:53:57 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 02, 2007, 08:51:39 PM
Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 02, 2007, 08:49:38 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2007, 08:43:11 PM
1. Being a nice guy is an investment; it doesn't prosper initially

LEMME THINK OF #2
1. Being an asshole is an investment that pays off with ass when your younger, and a good job later.
2. When a guy says he is a nice guy he is a virgin.

If he says he's morally ambiguous does that make him a creep?
Just a rapist.

So if some one, like say PD, ambiguous can't say he is a "bad guy" does that mean his situation is utterly hopeless? as he can't claim Bad or Swedish.

Prost · « **Reply #6 on:** October 02, 2007, 08:59:45 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 02, 2007, 08:49:38 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2007, 08:43:11 PM
1. Being a nice guy is an investment; it doesn't prosper initially

LEMME THINK OF #2
1. Being an asshole is an investment that pays off with ass when your younger, and a good job later.
2. When a guy says he is a nice guy he is a virgin.

I'm a nice guy.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #7 on:** October 02, 2007, 09:02:29 PM »

I learned these when I was a youngin:

1. Wrapping up gunpowder in notebook paper does not make an "awesome firecracker."

2. When you're roadside pranking cars driving by, it is probably best not to remain in plain sight of the drivers.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #8 on:** October 02, 2007, 09:14:35 PM »

Life's a bitch and then you die.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** October 02, 2007, 09:24:46 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on October 02, 2007, 09:14:35 PM

Life's a bitch and then you die.

I like this man.

Ichirou · « **Reply #10 on:** October 02, 2007, 09:47:56 PM »

You folks are so cynical!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** October 02, 2007, 09:50:10 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on October 02, 2007, 09:14:35 PM

Life's a bitch and then you die.

Thanks for giving me an excuse to post this
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Fresh Prince · « **Reply #12 on:** October 02, 2007, 10:18:01 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on October 02, 2007, 09:47:56 PM

You folks are so cynical!

"Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one." :'(

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13 on:** October 02, 2007, 10:18:34 PM »

1. The truth shall set you free.
2. You can be anything you want when you grow up.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** October 02, 2007, 10:31:33 PM »

1. that you aren't an idiot
2. that asian women can drive

Ichirou · « **Reply #15 on:** October 02, 2007, 10:42:07 PM »

1. Global warming is a myth/Global warming is not caused by humans.

2. Democracy works!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** October 03, 2007, 12:00:11 AM »

1. Humanity is fucked because we've invented war, reality tv, religion and the alarm clock, and also
2. Humanity will be ok because we've also come up with the blowjob, hbo, skepticism and the snooze button.

FatalT · « **Reply #17 on:** October 03, 2007, 12:09:24 AM »

1. Only you can prevent forest fires.
2. Size doesn't matter.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #18 on:** October 03, 2007, 12:45:37 AM »

Intelligence is a gift
There is a purpose in life

Polari · « **Reply #19 on:** October 03, 2007, 06:24:51 AM »

That everything is going to be OK.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #20 on:** October 03, 2007, 07:02:19 AM »

I saw this today, I don't know what thread it belongs to so I'll just post it here.

Rman · « **Reply #21 on:** October 03, 2007, 06:23:12 PM »

Good things come to those who wait. (Just No)
Most people are good people. (Not until you get to know them)
All that matters is your personality

BlackMage · « **Reply #22 on:** October 03, 2007, 06:31:02 PM »

1. When a girl says how many men she has slept with you times it by 1000000
2. When a guy tells you how many women he has slept with you times it by 0

whiteACID · « **Reply #23 on:** October 03, 2007, 06:37:39 PM »

1. Pullling out is safe sex

2. Coke doesn't taste better with whiskey

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