I am listening to Captain Beefheart and playing Peggle

[TVC15]

AKA the only way to break in a computer.

Reminds me of the night when I first knocked up demi's mom, and himuro was born 9 months later.

[Van Cruncheon]

9 months? given his size, i woulda figured he was a month early

[TVC15]

Well, the better part of him was a large run of brown that ended up staining her tradition Ohian Birthin' Mattress.

[Van Cruncheon]

how many lsd/absinthe highballs did you have to knock down to combo up himu's xxy chromosome triplet? for that matter, how many did it take before you could penetrate demi's mom without thinking about rotting halibut?

[TVC15]

Well, I had some help in the form of her impressive set of giant wooden tits, surgically implanted after a gang of local, rabbid insane clowns honked her breasts right off.  They were mighty and bulbous, and the darkness of the wood made them seem like a large set of african american testicles.  I quickly learned my lesson when I woke the next morning, covered in more splinter's than Jesus Christ's worked over back and ass on Good Friday afternoon.

[demi]

Very rude.

[TVC15]

Very rude.

Rude?  I'll tell you rude:  Your mom laughing at my genitals.  It was really harsh.  You don't know what it's like to have to go through that when you're only 6.

[demi]

I don't think I'll be talking to you for a while.