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Himu

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Look at this negro.  >:( Disgust. Fucking crackhead.  :-X :-\



I bet his penis is a moldy green. Who ever watches his show supports him getting more crack. Stop supporting horrible people like Flava Flav. Stop the ugliness!
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Re: Flava Flav is the ugliest mother fucker I've ever seen in my life
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2006, 11:26:39 PM »
Yep and watching Flava of Love boggles my mind. Its crazy seeing some hot as hell black chick run up on flav and fucken kiss him like its all good.
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« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2006, 11:26:52 PM »
Doesn't morphix have those same sunglasses?
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« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2006, 11:27:23 PM »
 :lol

NEGRO SHOULD HAVE KEPT KRAZY

Fuck, she was the hottest woman out of the last three.

and btw Chuck D can't rap. I've heard like ONE good Public Enemy song, ever :-\
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« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2006, 11:29:33 PM »
I hope you die and choke in your own horse semen, Phoenix Dark.  >:( Do NOT diss the Public Enemy, no matter how ugly that negro is.
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Re: Flava Flav is the ugliest mother fucker I've ever seen in my life
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2006, 11:49:34 PM »
Those gold teef probably smell like the inside of a donkey's butthole.  :yuck
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« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2006, 11:52:16 PM »
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Chuck D can't rap

FUCK YOU. You are no longer black.
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« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2006, 11:54:32 PM »
I hope you die and choke in your own horse semen, Phoenix Dark.  >:( Do NOT diss the Public Enemy, no matter how ugly that negro is.
:lol

DUDE I tried to like them. Every "top ten best hip hops albums of all time" list is filled with their stuff. But I downloaded some of their stuff, and it just wasn't good. Chuck D has a great voice, but he has absolutely no flow. He can't ride a beat to save his life. Outside of Fight the Power, I haven't heard anything from them I liked.

Here's how you flow:
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« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2006, 11:59:25 PM »
flow is a) possibly the most subjective thing you could bring up; and b) one component of good hip-hop. Praising flow uber alles is like digging on a rock band just because the lead guitar can knock out a chord-poppin' solo. I'll take Chuck D over half the shit you middle-class mocha honkies praise as good flow -- like fuckin' nas there. Chuck D could also rip nas' windpipe out just by blinkin'.


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The REAL question: worst third-wheel rapper -- Flava or Eazy E?
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« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2006, 12:02:10 AM »
PE rocks, anyone who doesn't agree is deaf.

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Re: Flava Flav is the ugliest mother fucker I've ever seen in my life
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2006, 12:03:16 AM »
The REAL question: worst third-wheel rapper -- Flava or Eazy E?
Flava but I like them both.

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« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2006, 12:06:06 AM »
flow is a) possibly the most subjective thing you could bring up; and b) one component of good hip-hop. Praising flow uber alles is like digging on a rock band just because the lead guitar can knock out a chord-poppin' solo. I'll take Chuck D over half the shit you middle-class mocha honkies praise as good flow -- like fuckin' nas there. Chuck D could also rip nas' windpipe out just by blinkin'.


:heart It takes a nation of millions :heart

The REAL question: worst third-wheel rapper -- Flava or Eazy E?

Okay I agree with this post but DO NOT RIP ON NAS. Shit, Nas makes Chuck look like a turkey sandwhich in comparison.

It ain't hard to tell, I excel, then prevail
The mic is contacted, I attract clientele
My mic check is life or death, breathin a sniper's breath
I exhale the yellow smoke of buddha through righteous steps
Deep like The Shinin', sparkle like a diamond
Sneak a uzi on the island in my army jacket linin
Hit the Earth like a comet, invasion
Nas is like the Afrocentric Asian, half-man, half-amazin
Cause in my physical, I can express through song
Delete stress like Motrin, then extend strong
I drank Moet with Medusa, give her shotguns in hell
From the spliff that I lift and inhale, it ain't hard to tell


Nas's flow and lyrics are infinitely better than anything Chuck has ever put together and I LOOOVE Public Enemy.
 
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« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2006, 12:10:28 AM »
I hope you die and choke in your own horse semen, Phoenix Dark.  >:( Do NOT diss the Public Enemy, no matter how ugly that negro is.
:lol

DUDE I tried to like them. Every "top ten best hip hops albums of all time" list is filled with their stuff. But I downloaded some of their stuff, and it just wasn't good. Chuck D has a great voice, but he has absolutely no flow. He can't ride a beat to save his life. Outside of Fight the Power, I haven't heard anything from them I liked.

Here's how you flow:


If that's the case, don't you think it's your taste that's at fault?
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« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2006, 12:11:24 AM »
flow is a) possibly the most subjective thing you could bring up; and b) one component of good hip-hop. Praising flow uber alles is like digging on a rock band just because the lead guitar can knock out a chord-poppin' solo. I'll take Chuck D over half the shit you middle-class mocha honkies praise as good flow -- like fuckin' nas there. Chuck D could also rip nas' windpipe out just by blinkin'.


:heart It takes a nation of millions :heart

The REAL question: worst third-wheel rapper -- Flava or Eazy E?

True; it's just one aspect. Lyrical ability/rhymes, charisma, delivery, message, and style (to a lesser extent) are also key aspects to making a great MC. Many MCs have some of the aspects, but miss others. To me, Chuck D's lyrics are thought provoking; his charisma is undeniable as well. But his rhyming and flow are terrible. He just doesn't come off well on beats.

Nas, for instance, has the lyrics down. He's got the delivery. He's got the message. He's got the rhymes. He doesn't have everything though. To a certain extent he's not a great song writer; he can write amazing verses, but his choruses are ofter kinda weak. I've noticed this with a lot of rappers who are great lyricists like Common. Choruses are hit or miss. But choruses don't make a great MC.

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Re: Flava Flav is the ugliest mother fucker I've ever seen in my life
« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2006, 12:13:38 AM »
something about nas seems to appeal to suburban homies

what COULD it be

ah yes, brutally overextended simile and metaphor

i hear it's intellexshul

gimme gats and eight-ball, fegs!


Actually, I don't mind Nas, but I find him kinda soft. Not Fitty-grade mushmouth; I just don't FEEL his presence. If I met old-school Chuck D, or Ice Cube, or Dre, I'd 've shat my pants in awe. Nas? We'd probably meet at Starbucks and talk about Xbox.
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Re: Flava Flav is the ugliest mother fucker I've ever seen in my life
« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2006, 12:14:43 AM »
whats with negro?  cant you guys say distinguished black fellow 'round these parts?

a black preacher man in the south likens flavor flav to a "modern day minstrel show"

chuck d has come out and siad that public enemy does not support his decisions

he should just wear black face like in bamboozled

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« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2006, 12:17:13 AM »
something about nas seems to appeal to suburban homies

what COULD it be

ah yes, brutally overextended simile and metaphor

i hear it's intellexshul

gimme gats and eight-ball, fegs!

Nas appeals to suburban homies? That's news to me! I bet you Nas wishes that was true; that's why he signed to Def Jam. lol Drinky

Nas' lyrics are amazing. Illmatic. End of discussion.

Jay Z on the other hand...

He's got lyrical ability in terms of wit. I'd say Nas is better though as a rapper, but Jay Z is a better songwriter (IE hit writer). Plus Jay Z has benefitted from amazing producers. If Kanye and Just Blaze had started out with Nas instead of Jay Z, maybe things would be differnet.
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« Reply #17 on: October 06, 2006, 12:17:32 AM »
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something about nas seems to appeal to suburban homies

what COULD it be

ah yes, brutally overextended simile and metaphor

i hear it's intellexshul

gimme gats and eight-ball, fegs!

What? Nas is popular no matter where you're from. And who cares whether you're from the suburbs or not?

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whats with negro?  cant you guys say distinguished black fellow 'round these parts?

a black preacher man in the south likens flavor flav to a "modern day minstrel show"

chuck d has come out and siad that public enemy does not support his decisions

he should just wear black face like in bamboozled

 :lol :lol I can name a lot of coonish rappers like that, but...are there any that are show more minstrelsy than Flava Flav?

I saw negro because yeah, I'm not sure if people would get mad or some gay ass shit. Well fuck it. nicca nicca nicca nicca nicca nicca!

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« Reply #18 on: October 06, 2006, 12:21:33 AM »
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something about nas seems to appeal to suburban homies

what COULD it be

ah yes, brutally overextended simile and metaphor

i hear it's intellexshul

gimme gats and eight-ball, fegs!

What? Nas is popular no matter where you're from. And who cares whether you're from the suburbs or not?

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whats with negro?  cant you guys say distinguished black fellow 'round these parts?

a black preacher man in the south likens flavor flav to a "modern day minstrel show"

chuck d has come out and siad that public enemy does not support his decisions

he should just wear black face like in bamboozled

 :lol :lol I can name a lot of coonish rappers like that, but...are there any that are show more minstrelsy than Flava Flav?

I saw negro because yeah, I'm not sure if people would get mad or some gay ass shit. Well fuck it. nicca nicca nicca nicca nicca nicca!

I'd say this south rap shit is worse than Flav. At least Flav doesn't take himself seriously, and knows he's a joke. Idiots like Young Juc don't.

Himu check this song out; it's called Hand Me Downs. Has a Flav sample in there lol, but check out the lyrics. First verse...omg
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Re: Flava Flav is the ugliest mother fucker I've ever seen in my life
« Reply #19 on: October 06, 2006, 12:21:52 AM »
Ah, I'm just getting old. I like the raw sounds from the late 80s and early 90s. I can't stand Jay-Z because everything sounds so overproduced -- it's like the hip-hop equivalent of a modern-day Rush album. Sure, it's solid work and has the mark of real talent, but at the end something just doesn't feel honest to me.
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« Reply #20 on: October 06, 2006, 12:23:21 AM »
I guess it's just a generation gap then, because I was born in 85. I prefer 90's hip hop myself, although 80's hip hop is still great.

I think we can all agree that the 00's suck fucking nuts though.
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« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2006, 12:23:30 AM »
Ah, I'm just getting old. I like the raw sounds from the late 80s and early 90s. I can't stand Jay-Z because everything sounds so overproduced -- it's like the hip-hop equivalent of a modern-day Rush album. Sure, it's solid work and has the mark of real talent, but at the end something just doesn't feel honest to me.

There are plenty of rappers out there that shy away from the overproduced sound. I think you'd love Jurassic 5.

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« Reply #22 on: October 06, 2006, 12:23:43 AM »
I do indeed love Jurassic 5, saw 'em three years ago at the Showbox :hyper
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« Reply #23 on: October 06, 2006, 12:24:06 AM »
Yeah, I concur, hip hop pretty much died for me with the rest of the early 90s icons like Biggie and Tupac.
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« Reply #24 on: October 06, 2006, 12:26:08 AM »
You can't compare modern hip hop with N.W.A. and PE.  It actually ages well.  Something about making a new genre.
Yeah, I concur, hip hop pretty much died for me with the rest of the early 90s icons like Biggie and Tupac.
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« Reply #25 on: October 06, 2006, 12:27:15 AM »
Yeah, I concur, hip hop pretty much died for me with the rest of the early 90s icons like Biggie and Tupac.

You aren't paying attention then. Common, Jurassic 5, Mos Def, Immortal Technique (pay no attention to his politics!), The Roots, and many others are carrying the torch. And screw the haters, Kanye is the man. If anyone can bring real hiphop to the radio, it's him. I respect that
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« Reply #26 on: October 06, 2006, 12:28:08 AM »
Geto Boys :hyper

for some reason, I really liked Too Short's "Shorty da Pimp" --now I can't stand the album, outside of the humor value. The dude had verbal misogyny down to the finest of arts, though, and it's a great way to piss off poser chicks.
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« Reply #27 on: October 06, 2006, 12:28:20 AM »
You aren't paying attention then. Common, Jurassic 5, Mos Def, Immortal Technique (pay no attention to his politics!), The Roots, and many others are carrying the torch. And screw the haters, Kanye is the man. If anyone can bring real hiphop to the radio, it's him. I respect that
They have rock influences.  Not same.  Kanye is the mayonaise on the chicken.

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« Reply #28 on: October 06, 2006, 12:29:09 AM »
Mos Def and Talib Kweli are a disappointment. Where are your follow up albums, bitches?
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« Reply #29 on: October 06, 2006, 12:29:28 AM »
Mos Def's a better actor than rapper.
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« Reply #30 on: October 06, 2006, 12:30:19 AM »
Mos Def's a better actor than rapper.
Still makes him better then most current rappers.

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« Reply #31 on: October 06, 2006, 12:31:35 AM »
Mos Def's a better actor than rapper.
Still makes him better then most current rappers.

Damn straight.

Where is my BLACK ON BOTH SIDES sequel?

What happeend to A Tribe Called Quest? :(
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« Reply #32 on: October 06, 2006, 12:33:12 AM »
Mos Def and Talib Kweli are a disappointment. Where are your follow up albums, bitches?

Kweli has a new album coming out soon right? I heard a song from it; it was meh. And Mos... :(

And btw...
:lol
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« Reply #33 on: October 06, 2006, 12:35:25 AM »
Kweli has been in a slump. Quality was good. Reflection Eternal was good. Blackstar was classic.

The Beautiful Struggle was meh.

From what memory serves, he released a mixtape or something last year and it's apparently on par with his early work. I still have yet to check it out though.
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« Reply #34 on: October 06, 2006, 12:39:15 AM »
Damn straight.
Where is my BLACK ON BOTH SIDES sequel?
What happeend to A Tribe Called Quest? :(
Capitalism.

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« Reply #35 on: October 06, 2006, 12:41:48 AM »
Capitalism.

Classic, classic...
Classic example of a...a date rape(4X)

Q-Tip:
Listen to the rhyme, it's a black date fact
Percentile rate of date rape is fat
This is all true to the reason of the skeezin
You got the right pickin but you're in the wrong season
If you're in the wrong season, that means you gotta break
Especially if a squad tries to cry out rape
You be all vexed cuz she got it goin on
You don't wanna fight cuz you know that you're wrong
So instead you rest your head on the arm of the couch
Envision in your head of a great sex bout
Worthy opponent, all you wanna do is bone it
You ask can you kick it, she says you can't stick
This is the case, the situation is sticky
Should you try to kiss or head for a hickey
Not even, you can ask Steven
If the vibe ain't right, huh, ya leavin
Hit the road Jack and all of that
But if she offers her abode, to drop ya load
Right smack dab in the middle
Get the kitten, I got crazy tender vittles

Phife:
Uh huh, you know science, you get buckwild
Runnin mad games as if your name was Scott Skiles
Or better yet Magic or even Karl Malone
Regardless who it is, your aim is to bone
If she tries to front, then you start to dis her
If she's with the program, that's when you start to kiss her
Might as well get to the point, no time to waste
Might as well break the ice, then set the pace
You start to talk nasty, now she's ready to bone
Step out of the shower, throw on cologne
All of a sudden, her sugarwalls tumble down like Jericho
She's hotter than Meshach, Shadrach and Abendego
You listen to After 7, break fool after 10
Do your thing at 12 o'clock and when you go again
There goes round 1, ding, there goes round two
Now tell me what the (fuck) are you supposed to do
What do you know, when the meow is completed
Girly girl cried rape, yo, I didn't really need it

Q-Tip:
Sweetheart, we ain't goin out like that(2X)
Sweetheart, we ain't goin out like that(zulu)
We ain't goin out like that(zulu)
We ain't goin out like that

Now baby bust it, if you wanna groove
Me and you can do it, it will be the move
I won't cry over spilled milk
If you won't let me take you to the Hilt
I don't wanna bone you that much
That I would go for the unforbidden touch
I'm not the type that would go for that
I'll have to fetch a brand new cat
Baby, baby, baby I don't wanna be rude
I know because of your bloody attitude
I know why you act that way
It usually happens on the 28th day
I respect that crazily
When you're done with the past can you come check me
This ain't a joint to disrespect you
Because one head ain't better than two
Check it out

It's a classic example of a...a date...
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« Reply #36 on: October 06, 2006, 12:48:27 AM »

Damn. He KILLS Jay Z :lol

Jay Z doesn't suck there, but damn L is on a different level. Pretty one sided lyrics (violent), but the delivery is impressive

"All I got for bitches is hard dick and bubblegum" :lol
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« Reply #37 on: October 06, 2006, 12:54:03 AM »


Bitches.
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« Reply #38 on: October 06, 2006, 12:55:18 AM »
I was going to say that the OP is mean for calling Flav ugly.  Then I looked at the photo again.

...

Wow.  I'm not gonna say he's ugly, but he's definitely not a handsome man.
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« Reply #39 on: October 06, 2006, 12:57:20 AM »
I was going to say that the OP is mean for calling Flav ugly.  Then I looked at the photo again.

...

Wow.  I'm not gonna say he's ugly, but he's definitely not a handsome man.

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