WILLCO CRIES IN THE SHOWER: A Spider-Man Thread

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

 :'(  :'(  :'(

Batman never gets this kind of greif...

[The Fake Shemp]

Spider-Man almost died for our sins.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Spider-Man almost died for our sins.

And he's given up "liberal blue state" thinking. No wonder he's your idol  ;D

[Cheebs]

Batman would be too awesome to be a pussy and do that like Spider-Man.

Therefore Batman Begins > Spider-Man 2

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Batman would be too awesome to be a pussy and do that like Spider-Man.

Therefore Batman Begins > Spider-Man 2

I like the way you think.

[rocketman]

Batman would be too awesome to be a pussy and do that like Spider-Man.

Therefore Batman Begins > Spider-Man 2

I agree, sir.

[The Fake Shemp]

I see what you are all trying to do.  Test the electric fence and see how far you before you get fried, thus proving we are now different!  Hah, your lies do not bother me!

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Spider-Man can't even win on Willco's own forum 

Its okay, he's decent even next to gods like Batman and Robocop. But there's no denying who the real big boys are!!

[Phoenix Dark]

Batman Begins began with 30 minutes of terrible editing, poor fight sequences, and "where's Batman, mommy?" cries from small children in the audience. THEN it got really good. Spiderman 1 and 2 both started out good, and got even better as the movies progressed.

Spiderman 2>Batman Begins>Spiderman

Superman is not included in this calculation!

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Batman Begins began with 30 minutes of terrible editing, poor fight sequences, and "where's Batman, mommy?" cries from small children in the audience. THEN it got really good. Spiderman 1 and 2 both started out good, and got even better as the movies progressed.

Spiderman 2>Batman Begins>Spiderman

Superman is not included in this calculation!

What about SuperDuff?

And fuck that first paragraph. Poor editing? Explain.

[Phoenix Dark]

Batman Begins began with 30 minutes of terrible editing, poor fight sequences, and "where's Batman, mommy?" cries from small children in the audience. THEN it got really good. Spiderman 1 and 2 both started out good, and got even better as the movies progressed.

Spiderman 2>Batman Begins>Spiderman

Superman is not included in this calculation!

What about SuperDuff?

And fuck that first paragraph. Poor editing? Explain.

The movie began far too fast, and the editing was constantly jumping from scene to scene. One minute little Wayne is running around crying because he can't catch Mrs. Tom Cruise (no superpowers, what do you expect), then she puts something in his hands, then he's falling down a well. Bats...cue wakeup scene. And now he's in a prison. Cut to terrible fight scene in which you can't see what's going on. Then back to the cell where we meet the real star of the movie: R'has Ghul. Ugh.

Too jumpy.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Terrible editing? It sounds more to me like you had a problem with the way they chose to tell the character's origins.

[Phoenix Dark]

Terrible editing? It sounds more to me like you had a problem with the way they chose to tell the character's origins.

The editing from scene to scene seemed too fast to me; the camera switching was noticeable, which is not good to me. Like at the beginning of King Kong for instance. Although I like the movie, the editing when Naomi Watts is talking to her fellow preformers is utterly terrible.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

To each his own, SuperDuff...

 

[Phoenix Dark]

To each his own, SuperDuff...

 

Just fighting the good fight...

[Ecrofirt]

I had a dream the other night that I was Spiderman. It was neat.

Willco, this picture is like your ultimate showdown of the ages:

[Error Macro]

Shake, I thought you were pretty cool... until I learned your shameful secret.  You get personally offended when someone says something negative about Batman Begins. Tsk tsk, my boy.

[Phoenix Dark]

I had a dream the other night that I was Spiderman. It was neat.

Did you get to sleep with Mary Jane, and if so is she natural down there?

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Shake, I thought you were pretty cool... until I learned your shameful secret.  You get personally offended when someone says something negative about Batman Begins. Tsk tsk, my boy.

DON'T MAKE ME GET THE DRIZZLE ON YOUR ASS, SPIDER-BOY!!!!

 

[Cheebs]

I had a dream the other night that I was Spiderman. It was neat.

Did you get to sleep with Mary Jane, and if so is she natural down there?

Stop using that avatar it is from someone else at GAF! It confuses me.

[Ecrofirt]

I had a dream the other night that I was Spiderman. It was neat.

Did you get to sleep with Mary Jane, and if so is she natural down there?

Nay, I was mostly just using my increased strength, wall climbing ability, and I was slinging yogurtweb. It was fun.

[Error Macro]

Shake, I thought you were pretty cool... until I learned your shameful secret.  You get personally offended when someone says something negative about Batman Begins. Tsk tsk, my boy.

DON'T MAKE ME GET THE DRIZZLE ON YOUR ASS, SPIDER-BOY!!!!

 

MUAHAHAHAHA


btw, I'm gonna watch Batman Begins later 2nite. for real


p.s. you cool with me dawg, no hate in my heart

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Vengeance is mine.

Go watch Begins and tell us good you really think it is. Then we'll talk 

[Phoenix Dark]

Stop trolling this god fearing thread with Batman vice!

[Fatghost28]

I had a dream the other night that I was Spiderman. It was neat.

Did you get to sleep with Mary Jane, and if so is she natural down there?

Everyone knows MJ keeps it bald.