NSFW: Synbios, go to Japan and never look back

[Beezy]

Stolen from GAF:

Japan's First Sex Expo

As anyone who has taken a stroll through Tokyo's raucous red-light districts will know, Japanese people aren't exactly shy about sex. But like most things in Japan there's a proper time and place, and it's not the businesslike environs of an international exhibition venue.

Or rather that was true. Japan recently had its first-ever adult expo at the Makuhari Messe convention center near Tokyo. In a press release the organizers of the "Adult Treasure Expo" vowed to "draw the adult industry out of the darkness and secrecy which has traditionally surrounded it, to the place of honor and value which it deserves."

Over three days, about 150,000 adult industry workers and members of the public attended the event. For a Japanese trade expo, the event was surprisingly uncrowded, especially compared to other big events held at the venue. Organizers didn't get their target 200,000 visitors. The expo was about 60:40 industry and members of the public; and less than 1 percent overseas visitors. But what the sexpo lacked in size, it certainly made up with enthusiasm. The Expo featured ultrarealistic sex dolls, masturbating machines, a bukkake booth, hardcore Blu-Ray porn and a member of the miniskirt police.

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- Wired article + photo gallery
- Official homepage
- Flickr search results (adult, expo, japan)
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Yoshihiko Kumashino is a founder of NOIR, a nonprofit set up to support the sexuality of people with physical disabilities. The name is deliberately inspired by the noir genre. As well as holding educational seminars, NOIR works to improve disabled access to love hotels and brothels, and assists in the design of "barrier-free" sex toys.

One of NOIR's sex toys is a small pink vibrator attached to a long curved handle that is easy to grip. The booth also displayed a hard-core porn video starring Kumashino.

[FatalT]

Bukkake Booth. Miniskirt Police. Wow.

[Mupepe]

so bad

[Phoenix Dark]

Bukkake booth? Is it like a photo booth, except you're not the one with your mouth open?

[bud]

[FatalT]

[Miniskirt Cop image]

Totally not what I had in mind.



What the hell. A chainsaw of tongues.

[bud]

i just saw that in the gaf thread. i wonder what it's for...

apparently the disabled dude in the op is a pornstar.

[abrader]

i have heard experimental distinguished mentally-challenged fellow porn is the new era in porn.

it follows right behind necro-beastality and shit sports.

[BlackMage]

ecrofirt would probably love this.

[The Sceneman]

all those links go to the Wiki page on HTTP

[Beezy]

Where's Synbios? I made this thread just for him.

[Ichirou]

Banned 'cuz he kept harassing me on AIM.

[Ichirou]

Banned 'cuz he kept harassing me on AIM.

And we wouldn't want our dear Ichirou harassed on AIM now, would we.

Probably wouldn't be an issue if he weren't harassing everybody else on AIM too.  People would block him and then he'd just send them messages using his secondary AIM accounts.

[Ichirou]

He has at least three different AIM screen names that I know of.  If you block him in one, he'll just try to talk to you with another (sometimes pretending to be a different person).

[Beezy]

bump for Synbios

[Synbios459]

Banned 'cuz he kept harassing me on AIM.

I wasn't harassing you on AIM, and you lied and took what I said out of context.

[Phoenix Dark]

SIGH

I thought EB lost interest in drama awhile ago? Can we move on and support capitalism?

[Saint Cornelius]

My loser-sense in tingling..

I would think you wouldn't even feel it by now, Ruzghey.

[Synbios459]

My loser-sense in tingling..

I would think you wouldn't even feel it by now, Ruzghey.

[Ichirou]

Banned 'cuz he kept harassing me on AIM.

I wasn't harassing you on AIM, and you lied and took what I said out of context.

You're a fucking psycho, can't believe they let you back in.  I'm sure eventually you're going to physically harm yourself or (more likely) someone else.

[Synbios459]

Banned 'cuz he kept harassing me on AIM.

I wasn't harassing you on AIM, and you lied and took what I said out of context.

You're a fucking psycho, can't believe they let you back in.  I'm sure eventually you're going to physically harm yourself or (more likely) someone else.

You're funny

[Vizzys]

synbios can you open a bottle of pills with your feet?

[Phoenix Dark]

Banned 'cuz he kept harassing me on AIM.

I wasn't harassing you on AIM, and you lied and took what I said out of context.

You're a fucking psycho, can't believe they let you back in.  I'm sure eventually you're going to physically harm yourself or (more likely) someone else.

[Ichirou]

Banned 'cuz he kept harassing me on AIM.

I wasn't harassing you on AIM, and you lied and took what I said out of context.

You're a fucking psycho, can't believe they let you back in.  I'm sure eventually you're going to physically harm yourself or (more likely) someone else.

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/5803/tankchairll4.jpg

Synbios actually told me you're his friend, PD.

[Phoenix Dark]

There's a difference between "friend" and "e-buddy"

I have maybe 2-4 "friends" from the internet

[Ichirou]

There's a difference between "friend" and "e-buddy"

I have maybe 2-4 "friends" from the internet

Wait till Synbios makes a road trip to visit you and crash at your place.  Then you'll see the difference isn't as clear for some people as it is for you.

Doesn't it bother you to be e-friends with someone who hates blacks?

[Tauntaun]

a bukkake booth

I said wow.

Yoshihiko Kumashino is a founder of NOIR, a nonprofit set up to support the sexuality of people with physical disabilities.

Then I said wow again.  What's a "barrier-free" sex toy? 

[Phoenix Dark]

There's a difference between "friend" and "e-buddy"

I have maybe 2-4 "friends" from the internet

Wait till Synbios makes a road trip to visit you and crash at your place.  Then you'll see the difference isn't as clear for some people as it is for you.

Doesn't it bother you to be e-friends with someone who hates blacks?

Syb strikes me as one of the most isolated people I've met on the internet. His social interaction level is clearly low, although he says he went to high school; I would imagine having that disability would make HS even more savage than it ordinarily is. How many people leave HS with no friends? If it's true that he has no friends, no support group, etc, than I can't help but feel sorry for him. If he's lying than he's an asshole of course.

[Ichirou]

You're way too nice, PD.  The guy's stalked and harassed the female posters on EB.  That's sort of where I draw the line, right there. :/

[Phoenix Dark]

Dude I'm waay too nice. You should see me irl. In HS I made sure to hang around with people who were socially "outcast", perhaps because they liked the same things I liked. I didn't fit in with the "cool, pants sagging black people crowd" so where else was I to go. I hung around with the robotics guys; they helped me with math, I helped them with english. I hung around the Magic card players. Once I month we watched the LOTR movies back-to-back-to-back in the school theater. So yeah. I guess one could say I'm a social distinguished mentally-challenged fellow myself, but I prefer hanging around with people more socially distinguished mentally-challenged in order to dominate them. I don't agree with that, but I must admit most of my HS buddies were "nerds".

I was the black dude who hung out with them - not a nerd by dress or overt behavior, but by company. 

[Synbios459]

Mupepe, Nikki, and Dark are the nicest people ever! I LOVE 'EM!

[Phoenix Dark]

Mupepe abused Himu for years 

[Tauntaun]

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If I could have this with computer targeted machine guns and laser guided missiles I'd be set.