Author Topic: Another thread lifted from GAF! el oh el: Would you have been a Nazi? (Read 3726 times)

BlueTsunami · « **on:** October 06, 2006, 05:52:28 AM »

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17675020579094199926

My results...

Quote from: OkCupid

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

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Fuck yeah! Though, I wouldn't have been indifferent to the slaughter of jews. I'm not that indifferent to certain issues pertaining to government decisions.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #1 on:** October 06, 2006, 07:15:15 AM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** October 06, 2006, 12:08:25 PM »

MEIN PIMMEL IST EIN FLAMMENWURFER

whiteACID · « **Reply #3 on:** October 06, 2006, 12:13:34 PM »

My great-grandfather was a Nazi. He was only 16, I don't think it was by choice though. He wouldn't talk about it with anyone and he died a few years ago.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** October 06, 2006, 12:15:48 PM »

That makes you 1/4 Nazi.

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 06, 2006, 12:44:40 PM »

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** October 06, 2006, 01:02:34 PM »

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Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

Bullshit. Because I'm not a cynical bastard, I'm blindly patriotic? What a stupid test

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** October 06, 2006, 01:03:00 PM »

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic

Very common result. The test like most online 'tests' lacks context. Yes I would fight for my country IF people invaded it. Any exceptions provided in the test answers are really vague and I cant imagine how it actually steers results in a precise manner.

whiteACID · « **Reply #8 on:** October 06, 2006, 01:09:00 PM »

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** October 06, 2006, 01:10:35 PM »

At least you woulda done something well. Lol.

nazi.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** October 06, 2006, 01:13:21 PM »

Looks like I'm the least intolerant person here at 10%

RACIST SCUMBAGS

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #11 on:** October 06, 2006, 01:15:47 PM »

everyone is a little bit racist, those who think otherwise are idiots.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** October 06, 2006, 01:19:38 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2006, 01:15:47 PM

everyone is a little bit prejudice, those who think otherwise are idiots.

Fixed. There is a difference, and I hate when people make that mistake.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #13 on:** October 06, 2006, 01:24:44 PM »

Its not a mistake, youre totally racist. You are arguing with me cause im 1/4th Japanese.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** October 06, 2006, 01:27:28 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2006, 01:24:44 PM

Its not a mistake, youre totally racist. You are arguing with me cause im 1/4th Japanese.

You are? I didn't know that.

My grand dad said that during WWII, the Japanese would sneek into the black military camps and try to get them to join their side. They were promised to be treated fairly and like equals (blacks were treated like shit in the US military during WWII). He said he didn't go because their women weren't as hot as some of the prostitutes he'd seen in US camps

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** October 06, 2006, 01:29:07 PM »

Japanese-Americans were treated like shit in WWII too. lol

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** October 06, 2006, 01:31:45 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2006, 01:29:07 PM

Japanese-Americans were treated like shit in WWII too. lol

I LOL'd because it's 100% true. At least you guys got reparations!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #17 on:** October 06, 2006, 01:32:44 PM »

I didn't. lol

Course it didnt happen to me, so I dont expect shit.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** October 06, 2006, 01:34:09 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2006, 01:32:44 PM

I didn't. lol

Course it didnt happen to me, so I dont expect shit.

That's my position on reparations. Pfft, how can you put a dollar sign on hundreds of years of physical and mental slavery?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #19 on:** October 06, 2006, 01:43:56 PM »

The best you can do is not let it happen again. I dont believe people who werent even alive back then could say theyre sorry. I dont believe people who weren't even alive back then expect some kind of payback. Japanese internment camps, slavery, holocaust, the crusades..I mean its been going on forever. Demands over severe problems that no longer exist are silly.

I dont deny there is still descrimination in the various govt systems, that's sadly still an element of modern life and should be dealt with, however it is nowhere near what it used to be. If people arent willing to at least recognize that fact, nothing can be done to ever make it 'better'.

There's a time when progress demands that certain demands are let go, but the fundemental lesson is remembered and learned from.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #20 on:** October 06, 2006, 01:47:20 PM »

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MrAngryFace · « **Reply #21 on:** October 06, 2006, 01:48:07 PM »

Lolz, not getting it. You've never even seen that lake wtf.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #22 on:** October 06, 2006, 01:49:23 PM »

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MrAngryFace · « **Reply #23 on:** October 06, 2006, 01:49:48 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #24 on:** October 06, 2006, 01:51:40 PM »

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Bacon · « **Reply #25 on:** October 06, 2006, 02:32:18 PM »

Yes, for the cool uniform.

FlaviusG · « **Reply #26 on:** October 06, 2006, 02:43:17 PM »

this is surprising....

ADOLF HITLER
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #27 on:** October 06, 2006, 03:33:24 PM »

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Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

weird.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #28 on:** October 06, 2006, 04:14:24 PM »

Malek and I were Everyday Germans. We rule.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #29 on:** October 06, 2006, 04:16:50 PM »

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The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #30 on:** October 06, 2006, 06:58:33 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2006, 01:15:47 PM

everyone is a little bit racist, those who think otherwise are idiots.

True.

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